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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
im still an "adult liberal" who has made peace with all manner of the horrid contradictions that undergird american life. im not into purity tests. but this is also a crucial moment. ive got kids who have to live here and for whom these are critical issues. i deserve to have expectations
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's time to blow the pipeline it's time to light the lights it's time to get things going in the houthi show tonight
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what do aussies call stompin a mudhole in someone? #fttb
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are we planning on leaving the jonas brothers in melbourne?
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Twin Peaks: The Arm Says Let's Rock!
Alt: Twin Peaks: The Arm Says Let's Rock!
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wooooo go usbwnt! a wins a win!
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gotta put down a good horse
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Nino Brown Meme
Alt: Nino Brown Meme
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the 38 most influential bluesky farters
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
loathsome dung eater real
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
doing another elden ring run, its great to see all my wonderful friends in the lands between. warrior jar alexander! rya the scout! blaidd the half wolf! patches! not the loathsome dung eater tho, fuck that guy
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"clanker is a slur like the n word"
squidward pointing meme with caption: WHITE
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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WNBA players doing normal professional athlete things now 👍
But when it came to WNBA salaries, Williams was paid $180,000 for the 2025 season. Then she signed a two-year, $2.44 million deal that pays $1.19 million in 2026. Hiedeman saw a 455.6% increase from 2025 to 2026.

After Hiedeman signed her two-year, $1.525 million deal with the Seattle Storm, she bought Williams, a huge anime fan, a special birthday gift: a custom, 7-foot-tall statue of Goku from the show "Dragon Ball." The creation was so big that they couldn't get it through the front door.

"I ain't gonna lie, I spent a little bit on that," Hiedeman said. "They had to make it, ship it, do everything.
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
whoops all your stuff is dead but all my stuff came back! (honestly its balance, but thats not legal in edh rip)
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
more like amy kind of sus
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Torres 🟧 @tordolisan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Valkyries have never not made the playoffs #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries
Golden State Valkyries 2026 have clinched the playoffs. Graphic features the entire 2026 Valkyries team with a purple starry sky backdrop
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/12/2023
Primarchs as ITYSL quotes
Lion El'JohnsonAngronKonrad CurzeFulgrim
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yoda has sucked on more trans girl cock than almost anyone else in the whole galaxy, because he has had many great achievements in his long lifetime this one sadly goes relatively undiscussed
Yoda, possibly a chaser, or maybe just a chill guy?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do u like what u see
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
god has abandoned us all
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
researchers: every unit of currency we put into this welfare service not only makes the user's life materially better, but returns about 150% of the spending in how it benefits society more broadly. right wing: ok but what if too many people use it though? also "too many" is "more than zero" here
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
two hunks from the doughboys podcast
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
BBC News interview graphic: “Alan Moore - Gretest living Englishman - knows the score
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Jason Ounpraseuth @jasonoun.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stef Dolson pregame. #WNBA (via Seattle Storm)
Seattle Storm center Stefanie Dolson wearing a Trans Rights Are Human Rights shirt.Seattle Storm center Stefanie Dolson highlighting her Trans Rights Are Human Rights shirt.
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Fine. Skull-ective Action Comics Podcast. Happy? @cacomixpod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Krypto driving a tank. I have no idea what issue this is from.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the best targ still kills himself and my husband (dunk) with a dumbass idea about trying to make a nuke at a dinner party
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/07/2026
when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol meme.

Scrooge: you there boy! What day is it?

Boy: dude Lindsey Graham died

Scrooge: holy shit
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The dream of a 100% dead Senate is within sight.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2026
pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
native tribes will advocate for legal personhood for bodies of water, understanding there’s no distinction b/w themselves and the living world. This is the USA version: our most powerful pedophile turns every national monument into an extension of himself while the military polices the humiliation
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
you can’t be writing articles about public discourse if you’ve never been yelled at by a customer you can’t walk away from
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
cry more about it bitch
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 14/06/2026
Rolling a Sherman playing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy through Operation Market Garden and causing Dutch 9/11.
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
steph curry 2017. saw him hit 6 three pointers in the 1st qtr in a January game against the hornets and the warriors never led by less than 16.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
scientifically! he shat all over the fucking vibes!! what is home court advantage?? 99% vibes!!!! hey let's put everyone through the world's worst TSA line and then show the worst person in the history of the world (dolan) next to the second worst one on the jumbotron!?!?? MY VIBES
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 10/06/2026
there is a man. sharing the earth with us right now. who spent his entire day glued to his computer. getting hat stomping mad. about the phrase “girled cup”
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Sam Scott at Media Magpies @sam-scott.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
America 1 is dying and America 2 is struggling to be born, now is the time of Mr. Beast
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohta…
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
the loathsome beast in full regalia
dumb dog in dumb donut
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
dogge
big ol wad gets tummy rubs
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fartboi @fartboi69.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
your timeline has been blessed by michael burger jordan, repost for good burger
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/02/2026
Until we are all safe, none of us are safe. Until all of us are free, none of us are free
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