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Dalton Deschain

@daltondeschain.com
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Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man linktr.ee/daltondeschain

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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 1h
guys help which one is the real weenie
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22h
this is the kind of activism from Hollywood we need more of
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 29/09/2026
On Cinema At The Cinema predicts the future yet again
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 29/09/2026
check out Bar Moga in Manhattan for the best non alcoholic espresso martini in the city
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 29/09/2026
you gotta be dumb as dogshit to give meta access to your device. you shouldn't even be giving Instagram the full camera roll keys
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 29/09/2026
Chris Hansen. You’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet. I’m Nick Fury. Director of SHIELD. I’d like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 28/09/2026
got invited to an indie theater show I was fully planning on going to….and then they dropped the AI poster. sorry but I got a pretty firm line about this stuff!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 28/09/2026
baristas should be allowed to be mean. but not to me. because I respect their craft and always order Correctly
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 28/09/2026
Meme of the two guys in a bus, one looking at a rock upset, the other looking at a landscape, with the text “mean nonbinary barista”
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 27/09/2026
if you want to be mad at me for not knowing "Choosin Texas" then I get to be mad at you for not hearing "Fisherr" by Cash Cobain every time you step outside for an entire summer
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 27/09/2026
there’s a part in the History of Concrete where he attends a WGA class on how to write Hallmark movies, and the instructor says “our audience wants to feel like they’re on the cusp of achieving their dreams, if only one final piece would fall into place.” inscribe it on the statue of liberty imo
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 27/09/2026
*cryptkeeper voice* HELLa STRANGEly’s “OOZIN HEXas”
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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 24/09/2026
could YOU be America’s Next Top Radiator Lady? Sound off with your radiator talent below! The full Eraserhead Cinematic Universe is only on The Pod Universe, streaming on YT or wherever you get podcasts! #podcast #davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 24/09/2026
he might just be feeling his oats
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kayleigh hearn @ronchronchronch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP Joshua Cassara, one of the defining artists of the Krakoa era.
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 23/09/2026
Pauline would have been a generational poster
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 23/09/2026
enough strangers on Instagram have told me that I look like Dr. Casper Darling that they should send me Control Resonant for free
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22/09/2026
today’s AI nightmare food
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22/09/2026
today’s AI nightmare food
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you all that those viral discord posts of pokémon card scalpers crying about plentiful stock are AI generated. in reality the stock is still scarce and scalpers are successfully reselling at 3x MSRP or higher
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22/09/2026
lots of people checking in with me since this was posted to ask if I'm okay. Just wanna make it clear now that while I appreciate the concern, no, I am not okay, I am not safe, there is nothing you can do to help me, and I wouldn't want you to even if there were.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

biggieguana
10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

sluggtar 4d
Checking in on this for an update

biggieguana
The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wrote about getting older, losing sight of joy the larger your world gets, and Garfield. Here's my review of Garfield: Escape From Monday, and also an interview with my 4th grade self. www.polygon.com/garfield-esc...
polygon.com
Garfield’s New Video Game Is GOTY…for 4th Graders
Escape From Monday is rougher than an actual Monday
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 22/09/2026
unfortunately we have simply run out of straight white man writers. the pursuit of the Great American Novel has been replaced by DraftKings and streaming Call of Duty. perhaps we should have a new National Award for best Kick clip
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/09/2026
gearing up to get another book ready to send into the world right now and i just wanted to take a second to say that you should get your hands on a copy of SIMPLICITY if you like anything i've ever made. i'm still so immensely proud of it.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I often come out of a movie now feeling wiped out, desolate—and often it's a movie that the audience around me has reacted to noisily, as if it were having a high, great time—and I think I feel that way because of the nihilism in the atmosphere. (1974)
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 21/09/2026
lunch boys never make lunch never buy lunch lunch boys never spend their lunch money yeah, lunch boys never eat lunch not even once lunch boys shouldn't be called that
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 21/09/2026
oh they’re fishing for the big whale over on IG
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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 21/09/2026
It’s about time Eraserhead got its own cinematic universe, don’t you think? Hear the full slate with our guests @avsepisode.bsky.social on the Pod Universe!
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 21/09/2026
Free Her
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 19/09/2026
absolutely lethal deployment of Ben Vereen
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 19/09/2026
making deepfakes of Tilly Norwood by finding a real woman that looks just like her
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 19/09/2026
today's got me thinking about Ed Piskor's victims again. I hope they're doing okay, wherever they are. I can't imagine what this year has been like for them.
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 19/09/2026
I’d love if all the dudes talking about witch hunts could name just ten men whose careers were damaged by allegations that turned out to be false. if it’s so prevalent, one example per year shouldn’t be hard, right?
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely losing it at this Don Knotts collection that they decked out for Halloween despite the fact that it’s just five regular Don Knotts movies
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 18/09/2026
even if Brubaker turns out to be innocent, this whole thing is revealing a whole lot of comics men who seem simply incapable of displaying empathy toward minorities in the industry.
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 17/09/2026
@marioprime.bsky.social
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 16/09/2026
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 16/09/2026
you’re not allowed to get mad at us for this one
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 16/09/2026
macklemore is like the white eminem
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 16/09/2026
saw Danny Elfman in Central Park tonight, which means I got to see this absolute classic live
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 15/09/2026
plantain for my real friends. real pain for my plant friends
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Mike Duquette, the “gotta have it guy” @mikeduquette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hit em with the Irish?!?! Ohhhh lawd
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 15/09/2026
treating myself to a little peek at Ed Sheeran’s instagram comments
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not my problem
Some ICE Nazi, who was too dumb even for ICE and got fired, topped himself. Too bad so sad
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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 14/09/2026
Can a movie be a Metroidvania? Dalton thinks so! Listen to their Alien meets Metroid mash-up film VESTIGIAL on The Pod Universe! thepoduniverse.com
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