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isla

@demomolos.bsky.social
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/ˈaɪlə/ EYE-la Queens, NY. Trans. My Beautiful Son D'artagnan, aka Dart

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 4h
there's certainly a lot of thoughts being posted that if they crossed my mind about recent events, i would not tell a single soul.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 9h
i wonder if anyone had a normal pet from their mall's pet store if they all had The Knowing
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 9h
shoot it with a gun, don't need to see anything like that in my life what so ever.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he doesn't frighten me. he looks like an old friend on hard times who is excited to finally get a chance to party. me and boogeyman could take down so many modellos.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
dune is about the dangers of women having a group chat
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now i see why all these studios are packing it up. all just trying to get out of the way of the greatest of all time
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026
Black text on white page that reads as follows:

New Yorkers who lost their SNAP benefits because of the federal government's expanded work requirements can reapply starting today, October 1.

To find out whether you're eligible to get your benefits back or qualify for an exemption, call 718-SNAP-NOW (718-762-7669), visit nyc.gov/ACCESSHRA, or use the ACCESS HRA app.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s only one thing that can unite America and that’s executing the executive who gave the green light to the liberty biberty ads on live TV
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Dan Rather Ultra Serious Voice* "They're calling it "white boy taqiyya" and its taken West Jefferson Junior High in Lima Ohio by storm"
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can't read this headline without hearing a motorcycle rev up and george thorogood and the destroyers starting up bad to the bone
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinkin bout sushi dinner, salmon combo style
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Avengers will still be left with the lingering questions of what wally's self esteem and belief in his place in man's world. Is he pondering the suit his father bought in some distant time, or is he finally understanding where he is in the totality of human experience? then hawkeye appears
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wendy carlos made today's music. there is not a single fucking song made in 2026 that isn't walking in her footfalls. every rotten producer and false front artists owe her not just money, but partitions of their souls.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its going to be a bit before i stop going to rockway in the morning to give the strays treats
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did not cry on the last day. instead im spoiling dart with snuggles
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/09/2026
There needs to be a wider cultural reckoning with how the values a patriarchal society most exalts actively incentivizes men to either wilfully perpetuate sexual violence or otherwise cover for their "brothers" who do. But as a step towards that, we need to be honest about "brotherhoods".
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/09/2026
I'm sick of the pretense that male homosociality isn't based in the veneration of violence against the vulnerable. I have seen the inside of men's "brotherhoods" and all they are is hierarchies of violence where anyone who doesn't support predatory behavior becomes a target of it.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/09/2026
I'm kind of tired of pretending that "sense of brotherhood" is a real, meaningful term and isn't just a euphemism for men's spaces where they bond over misogynistic humiliation rituals and coach each other on how best to commit sexual assault.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never heard of him. never gonna hear of a single policy he proposes. he should shut the fuck up and allow the Dems to win
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish every car owner a very “this should be happening to you every single day”
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We Are Not The Woke Department. We Are The Lose To Iran Department.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
post of the year. no one else comes within swinging distance.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it will be so nice not commuting to Rockaway for a few months but I’m still nervous
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got to work the greatest job I ever did and I’ll work it next season if I don’t get picked up for something better in the mean time. New York City is the greatest city on earth and the best employer I’ve ever had.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so I’m not doing anything for the next six months. anyone got time to hang out or nah
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honestly pretty beast mode of Joyce say Harlequin Novels are slop a dipshit without hands could write
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when momma don’t buy the good pizza rolls and your thirty eight
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a second Mr money mustache?!?
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes you go through your camera roll and say, “okay. Sure. yeah”
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey. check out this picture of my cat. he’s so baby and sweet and perfect and he loves to get a kiss on his little head
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey everybody! New York City has expanded the criteria for New Yorkers to get their Civil Service Exam fees waived? Check it out today!
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we’re going to need the antisemitism groups and education specifically because of Israel did a lot of shit and made a lot of narratives that -emboldened- anti-semitism more than the bigots, strangely enough
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godspeed to whichever NJ witch girl ends up with Tracey’s bones for gay rituals
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably going to spend my unemployment season still coming to Rockaway to become a stray cat feeder
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who was disappointed in G:Zero because I was expecting (incorrectly) Shin Godzilla 2: Bureaucracy Returns, so I am very thankful for an article with proper expectation settings
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Final (Beach) Day
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
six foot tall, triple d’s, slim waist, spider tank legs, quad primary weapons, coral engine and all range FCU. you’re welcome
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you know you have a man’s heart and soul forever when you see him do his fake karate
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
agp, but for the feeling of having a single bead of sweat droplet slowly slips between your titties
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doing my rounds of all the people who served me in the area and saying “see ya next year”, while also taking a chance to pet the cats that I can out here.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
covered in full size lantern flies. I’m being chill about it. I’m taking it in stride
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think the department of interior gets to do fat bear week anymore. feels bad when a fascist government is calling them “bear 89” while it feels wholesome from a liberal
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pretty sure you can have Google give bad information and poor search results without poisoning every rural community
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they angled our Steve and rounded our Stewie…. what has science wrought
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finding more and more fellas. it’s very hard to express exactly how many dead birds are out here now.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey every body check out this bug I found under a rock. wanna pull its legs off.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
with how many bad actors are hiding inside Muse you’d think they’d have done an Odyssey tie-in campaign
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