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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Max Scherzer gotta have the most memorable 0.4 WAR Blue Jays career. Apologies to Munenori Kawasaki

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”

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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project

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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Also the Angels and Padres just sold for $4 billion apiece so any owner crying poverty should just sell the team for more money than most of us could ever really conceive of.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026

Who fucking cares. Fuck her. Also, no

NYT push notification (so glad they are doing long form reporting on these absolute horse’s ass people):

A MAHA Crusade
A mother chose alternative care for her son's cancer over the recommendations of his doctors. Was that her right?

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South Biscuitville

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Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Had never heard of this band until this morning, haven’t turned them off all day. There’s Stop Making Sense energy all over this

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’ve had three beers at SkyDome and now believe that the Toronto Blue Jays are going to win one (1) playoff game

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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/08/2026

oh hell yeah

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026

Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Obviously this is insanely stupid, but if you weren’t going to include sex scenes, why film sex scenes? Your own private stash?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Mexico just had a guy do one of these for real

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

Ice detention center leader at the tay swift wedding

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Moroccan Footballer Don’t Get Pushed Over By A Stiff Breeze Challenge

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

reddit government

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/07/2026

a) there are, like, single digit trans girls in sports in most states (sometimes literally one!), this entire thing is made up so that one girl who wants to play sports with her friends can't do it b) do not, under any circumstances, make policy based on angry sports parents

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

God I miss having Harry Kane on my team

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just for fun… Kawhi comes back to Toronto, leads Raptors to a second title, leaves again. Plays a couple more years somewhere else and retires. Does he go into the HoF as a Raptor?

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Why did they only deploy guards capable of drowning in the reflecting pool

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

OH NAUR

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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Surely Team Canada's first world cup win, on Canadian soil no less, deserves better than this AI slop @tsnofficial.bsky.social

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 19/06/2026

Mother of god

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Lopetegui getting paid untold millions in Qatari oil money to write “shithouse” on a whiteboard and take a nap

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Tajon has the Qatar left side in absolute hell

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026

All the athletes came out today

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Reporting this interview clip to Bluesky for being too sexy

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

As a Day 1 Joseph Gordon-Levitt hater, this is great for me personally

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Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Rude to expose it to the world a day after Estadio Azteca

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/06/2026

It's just remarkable that if you're white, male, and conservative you are allowed to call for political violence that would get anyone who doesn't tick all those boxes absolutely pilloried. The group with the fewest legitimate grievances in society provided the widest grace to rage. Wild.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

post by bilalcynic

caption: Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful

Image: screenshot of directions showing the different methods and how long they take

train - 5 min
person walking - 6 min
purple person with a rainbow walking - 3 min
person on a bike - 2 min

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Baby Billy Freeman has pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair

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Daniel Munro @dkmunro.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Well there’s a dystopian image.

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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/05/2026

if you’re like me and somehow never saw the JJ Putz thing, here you go. it is amazing.

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