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Jørgen Heszlein

@heszlein.bsky.social
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Dad, Investment Banker, lover of metal, hater of raisins. Alternate account in Norwegian (and on Norwegian themes) at @heszleinnw.bsky.social

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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the best way to dispose of this would be to blow it up with dynamite
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for 'Musk' (Exclusive) — The Hollywood Reporter
The Alex Gibney doc has received denials from YouTube, Meta, TikTok and X on running the trailer. Its U.S. distributor is appealing.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI somehow making JD Vance look more human-like
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh. Close to 2000 invaders in a day. That’s pretty rough.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Russian oligarch and close personal friend of Putin Umar Kremlev secretly paid hundreds of thousands of dollars toward Donald Trump Jr’s May wedding in the Bahamas, ProPublica reports. Kremlev and several other Russians were among the 50 guests.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ever seen a malignant narcissist go into overdrive?
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
EU AI FTW
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Kristian Kiehling @kristiankiehling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Footage like this should make Europeans think very hard about whether they really want to continue allowing russians to travel to Europe. Average russians attacked a teenage boy riding a bicycle with an FPV drone and boasted online about killing him. (Source: Andrew Perpetua)
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He’s got as much approval as he has frontal lobe
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I get out of bed, take a shower, get dressed. Have a breakfast of bread and mackerel in tomato. Go outside to meet my friends and together we take the bus to school. We are 7. later, mom will make whale steak for dinner. It is frozen, she can’t cook for shit, and it will taste like stale fish oil.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The main goal of the Iran war is now *check notes* to reverse the economic impact of starting the Iran war
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the-oc.bsky.social @the-oc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Australian sales of BEV and PHEVs exploding.
Market share chart of BEVs and PHEVs showing increase from <10% in 2023 to over 30% by mid 2026. Total of HEV and plug in EVs now 50% vs c15% in 2023.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's a big kick in the guts. Payrolls is much weaker, and the U.S. lost -23k jobs in March, well below expectations of +80k. Huge downward revisions, too: May now +63k (instead of +129k), June now +20k (down from +53k). Very bad news. Revise down your views substantially.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey, look at this, the Americans just dropped a way to make ketchup disgusting while also more polluting
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you cannot accept that what Trump has done over the last year and a half is starve Ukraine of air defense, and put off any new aid for as long as possible, so Putin can terrorize Ukraine from the air for as long as possible--you cannot accept reality.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 31/07/2026
Gianni Infantino’s latest grifty scheme should begin the conversation about replacing an organization that cannot be reformed with something better. trib.al/BVd5vsx
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Abolish FIFA
Gianni Infantino’s latest grifty scheme should begin the conversation about replacing an organization that cannot be reformed with something better.
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s time for new traditions
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Elon attacks the best human being on the planet
Elon Musk calling Jose Andres an "asshole" for telling him to chill out
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Words matter. I hope these cowards and losers rot in jail
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Dimko Zhluktenko @dim0kq.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
wtf is this, Ukrainians are putting 8 hours burning warehouses in 4K: ASMR healing videos
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
-So, is your shop any good? -Actually, it’s
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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Worth remembering!
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Kyle Haynes @kylehaynes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What a fitting end for Neymar…shit talking the goalkeeper who won the game for his team while you score a consolation penalty
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.
It’s an ocean of people
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OK this one was pretty funny.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The world’s first trillionaire could have used 20-45% of his wealth to eradicate world hunger. Instead, he used the power he amassed to cut aid programs which directly caused hundreds of thousands of deaths. www.currentaffairs.org/news/how-elo...
Estimates of cost to eradicate world hunger indicating the cost is 40-90 billion per year for five years.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Netanyahu wants forever wars.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.
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Arnfinn Pettersen @arnfinnp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Regjeringa klarer ikke å bli kvitt et datasystem for helsevesenet som er sånn ca på byllepestnivå. Og skal nå bygge tunnel for ni milliarder (før overskridelser). Så nå er det sannelig på tide med litt Pride-debatt, dere. Transfolk er nok det egentlige problemet, ja.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 28/05/2026
excuse me, but in fact workers are very rationally seeking to reduce their exposure to the SpaceX IPO
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jeg har tenkt mitt om SpaceX’ børsnotering (IPO): TL;DR: Ingen burde kjøpe den, mange vil allikevel, det kan være en katalysator for slutten på indeksforvaltningens dominans. (1/x)
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
«Fuck the planet» he added
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Israelis enjoying their second favorite hobby - destroying aid supplies.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
table tennis was popular in the 80s as the tables provided ample storage space for a whole bunch of shit that you didn't use but weren't ready to throw away
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look at how this fucking incompetent coward rudely treated CBS News' Olivia Rinaldi's question about Iranian gun boats firing at vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 😳👇
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Given the huge early turnout in Hungary odds seem very high that Magyar wil defeat Orbán very decisively; the question in that case would be whether Orbán goes with the Ukrainian electoral interference lie he has been preparing and whether foreign actors support him.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Guys I'm starting to think electing the dumbest guy in America who is also a convicted felon and sex pest, potentially pedophile, and also a serial failure in business, who tried to perform a coup, to president was not the best idea
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Brent Crude @my2bits4u.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
If we had continued on with Obamas investments in solar ,wind, clean energy and electric cars the straight of Hormuz could have gone and fucked itself by now.
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My ‘I was never a close friend of that infamous pedophile sex trafficker’ t-shirt raises a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt
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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For the first time ever, heat pumps outsold gas boilers in Germany in 2025. 48% of all new heating systems installed last year were heat pumps. Gas fell to just 39%. A decade ago, heat pumps had a 7% market share. The transformation has been remarkable.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Donald Trump’s approval rating has sunk to Joe Biden’s lowest point www.economist.com/graphic-deta... From The Economist
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
As it should
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Hungary: is this what you want to be, or do you want to be a democracy?
Picture of obese kleptocrat Orban shaking hand with Peter Thiel-owned fascist JD Vance
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
New Democrat midterms ad just dropped
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