Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer gotta have the most memorable 0.4 WAR Blue Jays career. Apologies to Munenori Kawasaki 010
Reposted by Andrew Evansjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!" 24386731395
Reposted by Andrew EvansChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561101622
Reposted by Andrew EvansKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171165103553
Reposted by Andrew EvansOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project 452657536
Reposted by Andrew EvansTed Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Also the Angels and Padres just sold for $4 billion apiece so any owner crying poverty should just sell the team for more money than most of us could ever really conceive of. 1208
Reposted by Andrew Evansthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026his last words were “peanus horts”tmz.comInfluencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in ThailandWealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the c... 1091556167
Reposted by Andrew EvansPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026Who fucking cares. Fuck her. Also, no 1588773
Reposted by Andrew EvansMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ME: (masturbating loudly on laptop) PRINCE HAMLET: (from curtain) O, stay, my blade. The cur is at his art. When wet he splats, I'll plunge thee through his heart. 431839
Reposted by Andrew Evansℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402041412
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026First album that’s scratched this specific itch for me since Pottery’s Welcome to Bobby’s Motel. 010
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Had never heard of this band until this morning, haven’t turned them off all day. There’s Stop Making Sense energy all over this 131
Reposted by Andrew EvansPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp 272762300
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’ve had three beers at SkyDome and now believe that the Toronto Blue Jays are going to win one (1) playoff game 041
Reposted by Andrew EvansJørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan... 9136761736
Reposted by Andrew EvansAftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f... 21356781484
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Obviously this is insanely stupid, but if you weren’t going to include sex scenes, why film sex scenes? Your own private stash? 100
Reposted by Andrew Evansbrad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/08/2026IT GETS WORSE 13588121
Reposted by Andrew EvansDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names." 892197242
Reposted by Andrew EvansGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mexico just had a guy do one of these for real 014916
Reposted by Andrew EvansBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed 9165401440
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Moroccan Footballer Don’t Get Pushed Over By A Stiff Breeze Challenge 012
Reposted by Andrew EvansAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed 425995684
Reposted by Andrew EvansNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/07/2026reddit government 222677374
Reposted by Andrew EvansMicah @rincewind.run · 01/07/2026a) there are, like, single digit trans girls in sports in most states (sometimes literally one!), this entire thing is made up so that one girl who wants to play sports with her friends can't do it b) do not, under any circumstances, make policy based on angry sports parents 6749371025
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Just for fun… Kawhi comes back to Toronto, leads Raptors to a second title, leaves again. Plays a couple more years somewhere else and retires. Does he go into the HoF as a Raptor? 000
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Two weeks (one week?) ago this was like the last possible guy I could imagine being on this team 010
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Why did they only deploy guards capable of drowning in the reflecting pool 010
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I’m sure you have a bunch of braindead execs mandating you “leverage the boundless potential of AI” but have at least a shred of self-respect 060
Reposted by Andrew EvansWater Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Surely Team Canada's first world cup win, on Canadian soil no less, deserves better than this AI slop @tsnofficial.bsky.social 1123
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Lopetegui getting paid untold millions in Qatari oil money to write “shithouse” on a whiteboard and take a nap 000
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Tajon has the Qatar left side in absolute hell 000
Reposted by Andrew EvansAnna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026All the athletes came out today 31940169
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Reporting this interview clip to Bluesky for being too sexy 000
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 16/06/2026As a Day 1 Joseph Gordon-Levitt hater, this is great for me personally 000
Andrew Evans @fakeandrewevans.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Rude to expose it to the world a day after Estadio Azteca 000
Reposted by Andrew EvansDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/06/2026It's just remarkable that if you're white, male, and conservative you are allowed to call for political violence that would get anyone who doesn't tick all those boxes absolutely pilloried. The group with the fewest legitimate grievances in society provided the widest grace to rage. Wild. 301644506
Reposted by Andrew EvansThe Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026Starting tomorrow 🙂↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️🌈 99123783238
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