Reposted by Even DanMickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LOL...Who did this? It's Hawkeye Gate! 🤣 2204
Reposted by Even DanPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what. 1063972466
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug." 42961323
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No one: My brain at 2:00 a.m: technically aren’t voicemails also email? 000
Reposted by Even DanBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This week's comic: Thirdback foxtrot.com/2026/09/27/t... 557056
Reposted by Even Dan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026“You kept asking what Jesus would do. Well, he's in the back, and he'd like a word." 10941721129
Reposted by Even Danandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252293442
Reposted by Even DanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is extraordinarily well written. 832804440
Reposted by Even DanThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It takes a loading error to produce such candour. 3958172
Reposted by Even DanDarth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026#NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe "poached beef medallions with a tomato and corn syrup reduction and topped with vinegar infused with ground mustard seed". 🤔 1501314109
Reposted by Even Danlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026lots of discussion on here this week about how brains work and what consciousness really is so i'll go ahead and speculate that this is probably fun as fuck for the cow 531343143
Reposted by Even Danarcadus @birdapp.rip · 22/09/2026I like how millennials use “lol” the way people used “stop” in telegrams 5437
Reposted by Even DanThe Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Republican Presidential Venn Diagram 413058
Reposted by Even DanGreg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No one ever told me how to get to Sesame Street. I assume it involves some sort of hallucinogen. 57933
Reposted by Even DanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026With 45 days until the midterms, I urge you all to: 1) Help get out the vote. 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference. 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism. We are the only ones who can end this nightmare. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for. 20576492914
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Welcome to Bluesky sky where - even Americans who don’t follow Premier league football in the slightest- know Tottenham Hotspur suck. 000
Reposted by Even DanThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!! 354169343019
Reposted by Even Danej @ej23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No matter how bad things get for me I'm relatively confident I will never have to defend my stance on bestiality in front of the senate 3269392
Reposted by Even DanJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When you started with Macklemore but end up Mackleless. 19516
Reposted by Even DanOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"in week one the ballroom is coming down and the kennedy center is reopening" - free statement to any dem who wants to win in 2028 20935224
Reposted by Even DanAndrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m not an ad man, but I can’t help but think there are a couple more places on the field where the Mastercard logo could fit. Maybe over the 9/11 tribute? #Astros 3637734
Reposted by Even DanGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 was like this: America is coming together 😄 To do racism 😩 The first responders are so dedicated!😄 We let them contract mesothelioma 😩 America is gonna get the guy who did this! 😄 It's the wrong guy and the wrong country😩 1234669
Reposted by Even DanHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow. 1470192526834
Reposted by Even DanJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11 11265791543
Reposted by Even DanDak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway. 345943459
Reposted by Even Dan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate. 1573853986
Reposted by Even DanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Funny how that works, huh? 7425481032
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When traveling this Labor Day, please remember that Donald Trump raped children. 17531156
Reposted by Even DanMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The ultra-wealthy keep trying to pit the rest of us against each other with scare tactics ("communists!" "men in the ladies room!!" "brown people!!!" "drag queens!!!!") to keep us from noticing that our real problem is THEM. They want us to fight *any* war—except a class war. Happy Labor Day. 497139475415
Reposted by Even Danpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims 14066901070
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sometimes I look at the hotspot names on the train, pick one at random, then later I run down the aisle screaming “ FRANK!? OH MY GOD WHERE’S FRANK!!!” 000
Reposted by Even Dan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention. 110759114
Reposted by Even Danweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 65114862261
Reposted by Even DanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026People need to go to jail for this. Full stop. 30765682412
Reposted by Even DanJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/08/2026they should invent a small EMP that disables speakerphones in public spaces 1051816162
Reposted by Even DanMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166623670
Reposted by Even DanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What should they be doing? We didn’t give them any power to fight back. Trump has the House, the Senate, and SCOTUS. We’re in the absolute worst case scenario, and we’re blaming the wrong people for it continuing to happen 461889207
Reposted by Even DanJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Republicans have always told us that cutting regulations for corporations would make products better and cheaper. Turns out, without regulations, corporations will just wash our food with literal shit and charge us even more for food we can’t eat… 331532437
Reposted by Even DanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026People are falling for the DSA vs Establishment trap again. Didn’t we learn our lesson in 2016 and 2024? It’s the establishment’s job to build a coalition that can win EVERYWHERE. In some places, that means ultra-progressive. In others, it means establishment. The tent is big enough for all of us. 812136903347
Reposted by Even Danshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026are you a texas voter? check your registration. check it now. 14471260
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m sorry Spark hotels, no one “proudly” serves Folger’s. 010
Reposted by Even Dandan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026my tv is currently restarting because its terms have changed and i need to accept the new agreement. a tv shouldn’t have terms of agreement. it should be a tv. 38798971181
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026UNFUN FACT: All this bullshit is just to protect a pedophile. 21531151
Reposted by Even DanAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147402818
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Presidency. Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court. Republicans are to blame for everything. 12570202
