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The absolute hatred it’ll unleash if the #Astros make the playoffs with a losing record. And if they have any success in the playoffs? We could power the Texas grid with the outrage.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you charge the field, jump on your teammates and pour beer on each other if you go 80-82 and win the division? #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that Jose just tied Joe Morgan, another wee #Astros 2B, on the all time hit list.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is it Brown-Lambert-Wesneski if the #Astros make the playoffs?

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I may have just terrified my cat with my reaction to that Yordong. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There should be college courses on Jose Altuve’s base running. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting every single run via home run seems like a solid strategy moving forward. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just had two Jehovah’s Witnesses come to my front door. I legitimately didn’t realize that was still a thing.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know it’s hard to watch these #Astros. But buck up. At MOST, you only have four more games to watch.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yainer has sort of quietly made his way into the circle of trust. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ll just point out that the 1981 Houston Rockets were 40-42, and they went to the NBA Finals. Only 45 years ago.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Your 2026 American League West champions, with an 80-82 record, it’s the (insert shitty Texas team of your choice)!

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somebody better at math tell me: if the Rangers lose and #Astros win tonight, and if Houston wins one of the last two games, they’re in, yes?

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m afraid that I don’t think Yordan can catch Pete Alonso in RBI. What’s weird is that, for all the talk about Yordan winning the Triple Crown, Alonso may wind up ahead of him in two of the three categories. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sure, Lucas Spence. Great. But his first homer was worth three runs. He’s really dropped off since then. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Two straight 3-0 counts that Ullola turned into strikeouts. That’s solid. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Baseball has a stat for everything , right? So is there a statistic somewhere that says how often a Yordan intentional walk has backfired? In other words, how often has Yordan scored after having been intentionally walked? #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When you challenge obvious strikes in the top of the first, you have to sit there as obvious strikes are called balls in the bottom of the first. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Does Bryan King have proof that Jim Crane is in the Epstein files?

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The off chance of playing two humiliating playoff games before getting swept is not nearly intriguing enough for me to invest much more time or energy into the #Astros this season. Trade Peña and Hunter, stock up the farm, try for 2028 or 2029.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know, guys, I’m starting to think the #Astros may not be very good.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Has AJ Pierzynski ever called a single #Astros game where he didn’t reference the White Sox World Series win? It’s a delightful bit of storytelling, every single time.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If the #Astros insist on shitting the bed, can’t it at least be players I’ve heard of doing it?

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yordan and Jeremy both turning things around in the same game? I can get with that. #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My biggest Gen X beef? I miss paper tickets.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At least I could give up on the #Astros early. I had to suffer for the #Texans all the way to the end.

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yash guessed it was 1:00 AM at precisely 1:00 AM. #bb28

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

3-1 loss yesterday. 3-2 loss today. Let’s get that 3-3 tie tomorrow! #Astros

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Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m not an ad man, but I can’t help but think there are a couple more places on the field where the Mastercard logo could fit. Maybe over the 9/11 tribute? #Astros

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