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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 18m
Idiocracy wasn't just a movie. It was prophecy.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 2h
Don't smoke.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 16h
#InsteadOfTacoTuesday, how about Empire-funded EVERYday??
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 29/09/2026
Shit's getting real at... daycare...?!
abcnews.com
Police investigate after toddler pulls out loaded gun at Michigan daycare
Police in southeast Michigan are investigating after a toddler pulled out a loaded pistol at a daycare
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alan Ritchson’s “Reacher” isn’t losing any steam despite backlash from Trump’s supporters.
thedailybeast.com
MAGA’s Most-Hated Action Star Scores Huge Win for Hit Series
Alan Ritchson’s “Reacher” isn’t losing any steam despite backlash from Trump’s supporters.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
#IfSomethingIsBanned it should be the CANBURGER. 😱
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
Information Superhighway to Hell #InformationInASongOrMovie
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AC/DC Live Guitar Performance
ALT: AC/DC Live Guitar Performance
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
Maximum Overwrite #InformationInASongOrMovie
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Bad Movies Rule Bmr
ALT: Bad Movies Rule Bmr
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
The Usual Suspends #ASongOrMovieForBanning
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The Usual Suspects Police Lineup
ALT: The Usual Suspects Police Lineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
The Red Mile 🛑 #ASongOrMovieForBanning
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The Green Mile: John Coffey's Tears
ALT: The Green Mile: John Coffey's Tears
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026
Still no word from Trump and fiends on his would-be assassin, Thomas Matthew Crooks, who shortened this victim's lifespan and martyred himself for whom, no one knows.
npr.org
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easypete.bsky.social @easypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Odd how she's in every photo with Jeff and his buddies.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026
🤣
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026
#NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe "poached beef medallions with a tomato and corn syrup reduction and topped with vinegar infused with ground mustard seed". 🤔
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Trump as a Mexican Abuelita 🤣 #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dumb and Dumber #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Donald Trump & Elon Musk Dance
ALT: Donald Trump & Elon Musk Dance
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Hills Have Brain Worms #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Robert Kennedy Jr. Handles Snake
ALT: Robert Kennedy Jr. Handles Snake
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beavis and Butt-Head Do National Security #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Jeopardy #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
The Rat Patrol #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Kitschin' Nightmares #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Family Ties #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Survivor?? ☣️ #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
#TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
How I Mimicked Your Mother #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 23/09/2026
A tragedy has occurred. Seriously. @levarburton.bsky.social #ReadingRainbow
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 21/09/2026
Americans, read up and write Congress about this CBP measure which will take effect as of 10/22/2026. It will effectively prevent Americans from obtaining cheaper generic versions of prescription medications not available in the USA from abroad. Generics via Canada? No more. Pay HUNDREDS instead.
federalregister.gov
Indefinite Suspension of the De Minimis Exemption for Mail Shipments and New Postal Informal Entry Process
This document amends the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) regulations to implement an indefinite suspension of the de minimis administrative exemption for imports valued at $800 or less arrivi...
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#IfYouDontHaveManners , neither do I. Thanks so much.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 20/09/2026
If you're paying more than half your online delivery meal in fees, the problem is twofold: You, and whoyou're throwing money at to encourage them to keep gouging.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 20/09/2026
#SometimesIWonder if flowers compete among themselves to be the most beautiful.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 20/09/2026
Isn't this #TalkLikeAPirateDay?? 🏴‍☠️
reddit.com
From the mildlyinfuriating community on Reddit: Disney+ will now show ads to everyone, after years of selling premium tier explicitly and repeatedly, as a fully ad-free experience
Explore this post and more from the mildlyinfuriating community
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 17/09/2026
MFW my like-minded social media connections proceed to effectively and decisively dump on the fragile scaffolding supporting MAGA and other foolish cult-fueled notions.
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 17/09/2026
It's weird and a bit disappointing to me that Star Trek today seems more like a writer's happy slappy playground rather than an homage to what really made the franchise stick.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 16/09/2026
Gas station in north Texas "out" of diesel fuel. Looks like we're about to enter the Mad Max era of MAGA "leadership".
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo gender inequality:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo persistent opioid-induced constipation:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo that nice lack of feeling queasy:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo accidents at the workplace: Demo them in horrifying detail.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
Some dude could be in jail for years because some juror just wanted to get home to his ham sandwich and caved to a guilty verdict. This for me speaks to the fallacy of every idealistic take on the nobility of humanity.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 13/09/2026
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome aka #TDS in the wild. Laser tattoo removal is both expensive and excruciating, son! Maybe you'll just learn to live with it. 🤪
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 11/09/2026
Suggestion to rappers from a white Florida man who lives in a relatively upper class neighborhood. 🤔 #FridayFeeling
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#TodayIsStarTrekDaySo slow down & enjoy the ride!
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 08/09/2026
Instill a sense of family in those you need to be the fodder. #HowToPutOnAnAct
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 08/09/2026
Make like you're technical, even though you're not. #HowToPutOnAnAct
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 08/09/2026
Fake it 'til you make it! #HowToPutOnAnAct
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 08/09/2026
Be sure to look stilted and robotic so that you stand out. #HowToPutOnAnAct
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 07/09/2026
Conservative on Reddit mourning the loss of their movement. ⚰
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/09/2026
BREAKING: Democratic Ohio gubernatorial candidate Dr. Amy Acton was attacked by an armed individual who lunged at her during a campaign event at the Canfield Fair near Youngstown. 1/
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 06/09/2026
Chimp has no worries about rules and won't have any reservations about ripping this dude's face or arms or dick and balls clean off. Good luck, hoo-mon.
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