ej @ej23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ken Paxtons advisors: "Oh my god shut the fuck up stop talking stop talking STOP TALKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" 1110
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blocking intersections in heavy traffic is legit psycho behavior. These people are worse than slow drivers in the left lane 160
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Really testing the limits of my no kink shame policy here Nancy 3140
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comShoot It Into My Fucking Veins Maia SimsburyALT: Shoot It Into My Fucking Veins Maia Simsbury 193
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We've got no oil, beef is expensive, the democrats are transing our kids! 250
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comBoy Asks 'Can I Have Some More?'ALT: Boy Asks 'Can I Have Some More?' 020
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Leading firmly in the "has never opened a history book" demographic 030
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you all make me read that school article I'm gonna be very upset 000
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The worst side effect of AI is to add to the list of my mandatory annual compliance training courses. 130
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm just gonna suggest that if these are the debate points the messaging war is essentially lost already 160
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Over the years there's been a handful of Trump appointees where I've briefly thought "maybe they won't be that bad" and been almost immediately proven wrong every time until just now with Warsh. 260
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comPaul Heyman: Thank You, I Respectfully PassALT: Paul Heyman: Thank You, I Respectfully Pass 152
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No matter how bad things get for me I'm relatively confident I will never have to defend my stance on bestiality in front of the senate 3269392
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You know if he keeps fucking with the economy he might just get his rate cut 100
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Listen I'm just saying that if IT happened on 9/11, 9/11 could at least partially redeem itself 160
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's the one year anniversary of something finally coming out of Charlie Kirk that I liked 060
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social how much did you lose? www.businessinsider.com/hunter-biden...businessinsider.comHunter Biden's Laptop crypto follows other political meme coins as it craters 98% in a dayThe token, referencing the Hunter Biden laptop saga, soared briefly before cratering just a few hours after trading began. 170
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me: I work from home today I can get 30 minutes of extra sleep Dog: the fuck you will 1121
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ok I'm obviously not current here but... they were arguing that they were selling swaps? 150
ej @ej23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Pretty funny that the whole administration is walking around wearing matching "there's definitely nothing weird going on with Natalie" tshirts 2154
Reposted by ejCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Happy birthday, “Kind of Blue”. Released 67 years ago today. 🎂 “You have to know 400 notes that you can play,” Miles said. “Then pick the right four." [“So What"] 🙏🏼 311285276