Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 9hDON’T WANT NONE UNLESS…. That’s it, don’t want none of that in any way shape, form, or thought 110
Reposted by Even DanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11h300,000 tons isn’t even a day of diesel, lol. 33337861176
Reposted by Even DanMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23hAll these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance. 699270985605
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Montgomery Burns Award WinnerALT: The Simpsons: Montgomery Burns Award Winner 000
Reposted by Even Dan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/10/2026“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!” 356103722206
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFamily Guy Peter Griffin - He Said It MemeALT: Family Guy Peter Griffin - He Said It Meme 000
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ohio State: “After 153 years of building the minds this country, we are shutting our doors after seeing the crap we’ve put out into the world” 040
Reposted by Even Dangeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors 764158836
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some may say he’s smarter than the average bear. But not me - that’s a pretty dumb thing for a bear to do. 000
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I scrubbed that video (more times than I would like to admit) looking for it! 😂 050
Reposted by Even DanOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Think about the core tenets of American conservatism: a government serving 300 million people and leading the world should be “small” and that we should orient all policy around servicing the rich so that they throw us gruel. It’s fucking stupid and we should say so. 16897220
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How it was supposed go in his mind:static.klipy.comDirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer GreyALT: Dirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey 010
Reposted by Even DanBruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 05/10/2026Power To The People Festival. October 3, 2026. 📸: Liz Baummer 954612771
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How he thought it was going to gostatic.klipy.comDirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer GreyALT: Dirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey 000
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Donald Trump's 2026 midterm strategy can be best summarized as "lie loudly to stupid people." 33556163
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For people that love to scream “stolen valor!” having a fake sergeant is *chefs kiss* 010
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone once asked me “why is it always in the last place you look?” And I said “Because when you find it you stop looking” 010
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Toasts: CONGRATULATIONS!ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Toasts: CONGRATULATIONS! 010
Reposted by Even DanMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whoever dubbed this is great Original post 22607133
Reposted by Even DanMia Brett @queenmab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Texas has purged tons of people from voter rolls! Check your registration! 11280173
Reposted by Even DanAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible. 581141744878
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Internal pawfairs if there’s any wrongdoing they can file a pawsuit 020
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s all wonderful until they literally rip your face and your genitalia off 000
Reposted by Even DanRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement. 379121033491
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He chose his tie while thinking of this moment - and as he put it on, he looked in the mirror and said “today is your day Schmitty…today is your day” 000
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A fine place to live for spice boys and spice… you know what? nevermind 000
Reposted by Even DanMickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LOL...Who did this? It's Hawkeye Gate! 🤣 2204
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He just wrote “Kennedy” in his book and underlined it twice 000
Reposted by Even DanPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what. 1063979466
Reposted by Even DanMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug." 41980331
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No one: My brain at 2:00 a.m: technically aren’t voicemails also email? 000
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comChris Tucker: 'Cause I Steal, I Don't KillALT: Chris Tucker: 'Cause I Steal, I Don't Kill 010
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look at that board- even if he was in Atlanta - what TF are they even trying to say? 021
Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently someone being in the same city as someone else who had an affair is evidence of a conspiracy or something . Damned if I know how their brains work, these people think JFK jr. is alive and secretly fighting evildoers 050