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Even Dan

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I think people should follow the golden rule…or at least just not be dicks

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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 9h
DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS…. That’s it, don’t want none of that in any way shape, form, or thought
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11h
300,000 tons isn’t even a day of diesel, lol.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 14h
As long as you don’t put it on lettuce, you should be fine.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 20h
[sad trombone]
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23h
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 23h
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The Simpsons: Montgomery Burns Award Winner
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/10/2026
“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!”
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Family Guy Peter Griffin - He Said It Meme
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ohio State: “After 153 years of building the minds this country, we are shutting our doors after seeing the crap we’ve put out into the world”
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some may say he’s smarter than the average bear. But not me - that’s a pretty dumb thing for a bear to do.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I scrubbed that video (more times than I would like to admit) looking for it! 😂
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And we remember… oh do we remember
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So nerds gummy clusters were the answer all along?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Think about the core tenets of American conservatism: a government serving 300 million people and leading the world should be “small” and that we should orient all policy around servicing the rich so that they throw us gruel. It’s fucking stupid and we should say so.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How it was supposed go in his mind:
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Dirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 05/10/2026
Power To The People Festival. October 3, 2026. 📸: Liz Baummer
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How he thought it was going to go
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Dirty Dancing Iconic Lift with Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump's 2026 midterm strategy can be best summarized as "lie loudly to stupid people."
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe Dayman took it?
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For people that love to scream “stolen valor!” having a fake sergeant is *chefs kiss*
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone once asked me “why is it always in the last place you look?” And I said “Because when you find it you stop looking”
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Toasts: CONGRATULATIONS!
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Red @redpainter1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its never Drag Queens
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoever dubbed this is great Original post
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Mia Brett @queenmab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Texas has purged tons of people from voter rolls! Check your registration!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Internal pawfairs if there’s any wrongdoing they can file a pawsuit
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s all wonderful until they literally rip your face and your genitalia off
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The center picnic basket of course!
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a bullshit question
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Salami?
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He chose his tie while thinking of this moment - and as he put it on, he looked in the mirror and said “today is your day Schmitty…today is your day”
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤔
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rogue subtitles 💀 💀
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why just one time? Make it annual.
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A fine place to live for spice boys and spice… you know what? nevermind
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Takes long drag of cigarette] What took you so long?
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL...Who did this? It's Hawkeye Gate! 🤣
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He just wrote “Kennedy” in his book and underlined it twice
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug."
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one: My brain at 2:00 a.m: technically aren’t voicemails also email?
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Tucker: 'Cause I Steal, I Don't Kill
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still open my Swiss Army knife two-step like that
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at that board- even if he was in Atlanta - what TF are they even trying to say?
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently someone being in the same city as someone else who had an affair is evidence of a conspiracy or something . Damned if I know how their brains work, these people think JFK jr. is alive and secretly fighting evildoers
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Even Dan @evendan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t even ask about the Giants
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