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Emma

@emmalabizarre.bsky.social
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no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (librarian for nerds, scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)

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Dr Liz Allen @drdemography.com · 16h
Imagine being made redundant on maternity leave via Zoom while cradling your baby. That’s what happened to Alicia. The employer: an organisation that should know better - the Academy of Social Sciences in Australia. www.canberratimes.com.au/story/935882...
"As a peak body and as the academy of the social sciences, in particular, I think it has a mission and some core values, and I don't see those core values, unfortunately, being reflected in the current situationại
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 16h
Screenshot from the Big Bill Hell's video of the "Home of CHALLENGE PISSING" transition screen
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 18h
that’s RIGHT #ShortKing
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 23h
Just speaking for myself, I think it both more satisfying and more fun to imagine Jesus was a short king. A 5’4” guy that loves to get picked up by his friends
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 03/10/2026
"no one elected you" dude it's an internationally acclaimed election watched by billions around the globe
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Ahana the Sun Goddess ☀️ 🌞 @antisanitygirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, being in middle school in this digital era must absolutely suck
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom can now do even more of the activist human rights work she was fitting into the evenings and weekends before
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/10/2026
my dad retired last year and is now sitting on like five boards and overseeing the building expansion of their church and mentoring like a dozen people
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You broke the ship, you broke the BLOODY SHIP”
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026
The sort of world view that Hegseth stands for is an inherently unstable equilibrium, a doomed enterprise. It's unable to cope with what even modest levels of abstract reasoning built on basic education can pull off, let alone vastly more powerful social systems.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026
Human beings became the apex predator on this planet for one (1) reason: we work together better than any other species that has ever existed. That's why primates were so successful and that's why humans emerged as the primate that stands so far above the rest.
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Davor Mondom @dmondom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Get a load of this guy” is a surprisingly underutilized tactic in this day and age for just how much material they give you to work with
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jenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And though she be but little, she is fucking fierce.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m reading about the latter half of the 16th century during the Counter Reformation and all that Jesuit vs Dominican (or really Jesuit vs everyone) beefing
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Erika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I am removed from this earth by a nor'easter, please know that yesterday's sunset was so spectacular, I won't even be mad.
View of an incredibly orange, pink and purple sunset over a rolling hill. The graceful arm of a tree frames the photo.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read this as they’re all saying the same thing: they’re saying MARK HALPERIN
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being a people is so hard yo
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026
perhaps a core problem of our moment is that we lack Leslie Groves figures to glare disapprovingly at the kooky nerds
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/09/2026
If I had a 10yo kid and showed them WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (2007) today, it would be the same retro-gap as my own father showing me YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) when I was 10
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Johnny Ola voice* He never makes money for his partners.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026
We are only doing this if 50 people like this post All proceeds will go to charity
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if I had hundreds of millions of dollars this is literally *all* I would do. I don't want to start a race war or defy the laws of God, I want Michigan to never lose a single sporting event in any sport ever again.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The guy in the quoted post talking about how his Pokemon portfolio is starting to look like the NFT and crypto projects he previously launched is giving the game away.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe it's because I was 12 when a guy a couple of towns over beat someone to death at a hockey practice for 10-year-olds, but I actually don't think you want to make these kinds of people an important part of your coalition! I'll take the six trans shotputters on Earth over these guys every time.
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Father dead after youth hockey fight
By JOHN McELHENNY
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news"
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Commission a cartoonist to draw some of them?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st of september sheet music trombone part
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s this- though it does say the Guardian has not independently confirmed it : www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Lauren Boebert says claims of sexual relationships with staffers ‘utterly false’
Republican congresswoman rejects ethics complaint and says allegations part of ‘politically motivated’ hit campaign
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lauren Boebert is *literally* Councilman Dexhart
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think he still has the hat
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Past time to make a "Gavin Newsom is a greasy dipshit who does not belong in the conversation about Presidential candidates" thread
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Winter : Mashed Potatoes Spring : Fries Summer: Potato Salad Autumn: Hash Browns
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to put Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame on the schedule in a few years
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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DrAnnD @drannd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clearly the GOP doesn’t understand that the average American could care less about golf courses. At this rate, ppl will start hating on them too.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HONHONHONHONHON
two little dark wooden sculptures of two sneaky monks, hunched over creeping to the right, on a white background, the left one is holding an emoji of a wine and baguette, the right one an emoji of a cheese
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Came across these little goobers and I adore them. They're replicas of misericord carvings from the Lincoln Cathedral in England
A knight, seemingly sneaking about with his sword and shield at the ready.A monk in the fetal position, apparently giggling.A knight astride a charging steed.A sneaky monk.
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Invader Zim Gir Says Hi!
Alt: Invader Zim Gir Says Hi!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it annoys Pete Hegseth to no end that the vast majority of the military look like normal people, not jacked up super soldiers from some 90’s direct to Blockbuster special.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*dips into the news on Friday night* *dips the FUCK back out again*
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The mutton from the older sheep that have reached the end of their breeding lives on the fells would not have a market at all if it weren't for the British Asian community, who, thankfully, still have the taste for cooking and eating it.
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Grace Pritchard Burson (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The old farmers in our [Lake District] valleys know exactly when the festival of Eid starts and ends because they time their sheep-selling to coincide with the feasting." - @herdyshepherd.bsky.social in ENGLISH PASTORAL (and shades of PRODIGAL SUMMER!)
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HALLUCINATED COMMUNITIES, by benedict ainderson
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