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Emma

@emmalabizarre.bsky.social
376 followers 700 following 1.3K posts

no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (librarian for nerds, scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)

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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From day of and what it will look like eventually
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New Jersey is what’s up
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It is a smoky and sucky week but here is some local art in my house that makes me happy? Top I bought a decade ago in an art fair near Penn Station, bottom from a local arts council street fair 6-10 months ago(?) and middle just arrived via an Instagram referral
Art on a wall : Charles Chessler, Living Good Studios,  Valley Fae. A photo of the Hudson, a fantasy map of New Jersey, and a small fairy on purple flowers near a moth
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My mother sent me off with a set of these blue bowls when I got my first apartment because I loved them so much (probably 35-40 years/ as old as me?) I use one at least daily.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Proof of my devotion to Athena for at least 3 decades+ 🤣 shout out to Mom for photocopying a gorgon head, making a proper helmet with the aid of duct tape, and giving the garment an appropriate purple border
Small brown haired girl in an Athena costume holding an owl and spear
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The late great Queenie, orange girl lunatic extraordinaire
An orange cat curled atop a tan sofa in front of a lamp
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I have also reduced my chances of getting recognized from the show by cutting my hair drastically since then
A white woman outside in profile with a short haircut and wide face
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
may not use it permanently but here’s the pic in question - and @kenjennings.bsky.social is good people. (He is very good at conveying “I want you to do well” even when you do stuff like botching a Daily Double 🤣) #ThisIsJeopardy
A white man in a grey suit and pink shirt next to a white woman with a pink shirt and black jacket in front of a blue background
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The most essential @dril.bsky.social tweet :
Dril: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
okay, everything sucks, so I am going to grab some joy by saying “quote or reply me your last screenshotted meme”- here is mine (alt texted )
User Shakescene: “we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s Denny’s when you really think about it” - user finalcord: “what the blank does this mean?” - user shakescene: “it’s something experienced not explained”
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Your most recent saved celebrity photo is a picture of your therapist… ( @forgotaboutdrea.bsky.social does this mean Helen, or Polly Gray? I think my actual therapist has much more of an Tommy vibe, though she can pull a Polly if she needs to )
The late great Helen McCrory (white owl man with Brown curly hair) in profile to the camera, dressed in a grey coat white shirt grey fedora and sunglasses
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am having an achy sadbrains night, so I choose to cope with this by posting my one really cool celebrity encounter, that has held up for 14 years. (Whether that’s because he died 3 years later, only he can say.) it is me and Sir Terry Pratchett at NYCC 2012.
A white man with wild black eyebrows and a trim white beard, wearing a black shirt and black hat, sits next to a young white woman wearing a black dress and cape, with a blonde wig featuring a black streak.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bud Cort? God is truly dead 😢
A white man in a brown suit standing on a wooden beach boardwalk, from the Film Dogma (1999)
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account
Small brown haired white girl in striped shirt and blue pants
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If it’s PFP day, it’s a good day to note that this picture is not me, but of Hannah de Rothschild Primrose, Victorian era rich lady. I read Natalie Livingstone’s book, Googled Hannah, and realized OH WOW THAT’s MY 1800s DOPPELGÄNGER. Seriously, when my hair is long it is a very strong resemblance
A black and white photo of a white woman with long brown hair wearing a white Grecian robe
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Search camera roll for “hell”; the Dril zoo tweet I get, but this Dunks item is somehow the top result? This was apparently them starting the Halloween donuts like a month early
An orange Halloween donut with munchkin inside  held in a hand on an Amtrak train
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@aabria.bsky.social my late Grampa/Gramma’s stone owl is next to you while Thaisha is talking about the falcon’s screech 💜
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
People have never known what my age is (chubby brunette white lady) but at 40 now it is apparently working to my advantage??
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
my recent trip to Pittsburgh has your back
Topiary flamingos from Pittsburgh A giant purple amethyst geode in a museum
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
this is a giant Minion I bought during 2020. I didn’t check the size and thought it was like the smaller hand size Minion I had had previously. It is actually the size of a couch pillow. His name is Elvis and he is now my favorite thing to cameo on Zoom WFH meetings.
A brown haired white woman with a giant Stuffed Minion in front of her face
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Vinny from the movie Atlantis screenshots : We done a lot of things we're not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Please partake of Edith Russell, whose portrait I brought home from the Boston Museum of Fine Arts last weekend (not a heist just a shop purchase )
Two pictures on a grey wall in front of an upholstered chair
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Was just Googling the David Geffen news and here is today’s made up AI bullshit:
Google AI making up that David Geffen has three children named Mia Kirsten and Alex with Michael Ovitz
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you see this, post a skeleton
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I have regained my love for stickers through something primarily I started to regain my love of reading : daily sticker chart! Also gives me fun fridge art. Don’t know what I will do with the full ones eventually (I have like 6 now).
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