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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
turns out the real National Treasure was the Nicolas Cage we made along the way
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm coming out with a new dish called Chicken Solitaire which is where you eat an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself
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Akbar Shahid Ahmed @akbarshahidahmed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“As numerous Biden aides have asked me, can you really blame bureaucrats for implementing the whims of an obstinate president? In “Crossing the Red Line,” Akbar Shahid Ahmed offers the first comprehensive opportunity to evaluate this scapegoating exercise” responsiblestatecraft.org/biden-gaza-s...
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Ex-Biden officials are desperate for a Gaza scapegoat
Journalist Akbar Shahid Ahmed's 'Crossing the Red Line' is a searing indictment of the former president's inner circle and its disastrous Israel policy
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW: Brown Brothers Media is the most successful media company you've never heard of. For years, its success was fueled by AI, fake writers, and fake reporting. When we started asking questions, BBM started mass-deleting content. Somehow, what came next was even worse. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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Defector @defector.com · 15/09/2026
You want your world-conquering sports hero to have better things to do with their time than lure people into financial disaster. defector.com/lebron-james...
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LeBron James Wants Your Paycheck To Become His Paycheck, By Way Of Polymarket | Defector
The new Polymarket ad spot opens with LeBron James stepping onto an elevator and pushing a button labeled “SPORTS.” This is not some AI-extruded, near-enough visual representation of a generic…
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
word to the wise - don't ever make a single mistake
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you eat beef you really, really, really want to read this explanation of Trump's recent foreign beef purchases, why they happened and the people and companies behind some of them.
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Opinion | Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat? (Gift Article)
On second thought, I’m not that hungry.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 03/09/2026
With a ton of help, I tried to tackle one of North Carolina's greatest mysteries: Why are there so many Chinese restaurants next to Food Lions? I learned a lot! www.ncrabbithole.com/p/there-real...
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There really is a Chinese restaurant next to nearly every Food Lion
It's been a meme for years. But one man actually ran the numbers and found proof that the correlation is very real in North Carolina. So, in this Rabbit Hole investigation, we enlisted others to help ...
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phil @philjamesson.com · 01/09/2026
military general: we must keep our powder dry me (was hoping i’d be offered some matcha): ah yeah no for sure. kinda late anyway general (thinks i'm saying it's too dark to fight): agreed me (confirming): we'll drink matcha tomorrow general (thinks i'm doing a "dine in hell" thing): that we will
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Defector @defector.com · 01/09/2026
Holy god damn, Colton Cowser: defector.com/holy-god-dam...
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Holy God Damn, Colton Cowser | Defector
They don’t give style points in baseball, but if you were scoring Orioles-Rockies, you’d want to break out a second, third, maybe even a fourth color of pen to decorate the box with Colton Cowser’s…
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know SCOTUS is already widely disliked, but I think for whatever reason they're not really considered a joke yet, and decisions like "big wet lad gets his dance hall" are gonna change that right quick
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe some of those "why are you campaigning with an antisemite?" questions could go to Republicans backed by a Sieg Heiling white nationalist. The silence is especially deafening because Musk's involvement helped Republicans lose in WI in 2025, so the press even has its preferred horserace frame.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Prehensile-tailed porcupines are born with bright reddish-orange hair to provide camouflage and protection for their soft quills. As the baby grows, it'll shed its hair, revealing spiny black-and-white quills. Learn more at www.pdza.org/tiny-porcupine-makes-history
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"We can't use your product if anyone knows it's your product because everyone hates your product" is maybe a sign that your company stinks
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
My grandmother lived to be 102 When I asked what her secret was, she said, “God’s punishing me.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The president took on a vanity project, gave no-bid contracts to contractors who screwed it up, made up a story about vandals to cover it up, and then fomented a felony prosecution against an innocent scapegoat. You could impeach for anything he's done but "This asshole is out of control" is a layup
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The left needs a candidate it can unite around in the 2028 primaries and AOC is the only real choice. Nobody else checks all of the boxes. Every other option is worse. If she doesn't run, it's a missed opportunity of historic proportions. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/aoc-must-r...
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AOC Must Run For President
History is calling. Sorry!
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
tearing up explaining to my gf how unfair it is that MF DOOM died
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I hate my foes so much
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The most radicalizing thing about this era is listening to the most powerful people in the world speak about any subject whatsoever. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ec...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In theory there’s a whole complicated debate to be had about the prerogative of states to spend resources on their citizens vs duty to the world’s poorest, etc, in practice none of that shit matters because they saved no money overall & killed people even relative to an orderly & legal drawdown
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know there are probably a lot of these now, but I just heard a song that referenced swiping right. I don’t think you should be saying that in a song. You should be saying something about your loins or your blood.
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 23/07/2026
Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, one of our most-read stories was about Google burning through cash for the first time since going public decades ago as it raised its spending forecast for AI infrastructure. ft.trib.al/9z6a5Ym
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
collection of vintage Japanese bromide cards showing various pachimon kaiju. Published in the 1970s.
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. everyone's my enemy. fuck you
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Netflix’s biggest shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are in a panic because they can’t figure out why, but the answer is probably pretty damn obvious to anyone who’s paying attention.
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The (Not So) Curious Case of Netflix's Shrinking Audience
Why the streaming giant loses up to 70% of its viewers between seasons - and the obvious reason why executives refuse to believe it
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me: So, yeah, I'd say the mango basically approaches "favorite fruit" territory for me Guy interviewing me in my imagination: That's incredible. And you say this because you're eating one now? Me: Exactly. I invented you—gave you mind-birth—for that reason. This habit is one of my many perversions
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sagittarius: Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Be the enemy of the good yourself.
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Starting to think it may be a problem that my hopes for the future always rest on the belief that at some point I'll have more energy than I do now.
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Defector @defector.com · 12/06/2026
It's hard to find the feel-good angle of Alexander Zverev: defector.com/its-hard-to-...
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It's Hard To Find The Feel-Good Angle Of Alexander Zverev | Defector
This past Sunday, Alexander Zverev won his first major title. On the surface, the 29-year-old’s Roland-Garros victory is the story of a player who, after roughly a decade of high expectations,…
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com · 08/07/2026
Brown Professor Suspects Majority of His Class Used AI to Cheat Brown University leaders’ response to the alleged cheating incident has been “meek,” the professor said. bit.ly/4vkDMKL #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky
A headshot of Roberto Serrano next to an image of a gate into Brown University's campus.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Barkeep, pass me one that’s nice and hot!
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it's not really important in the grand scheme of things, but finding out the 250th anniversary of the country was going to be a nation-wide party with infinite food and concerts in major venues and Trump canceled all of it so he could hire shady contractors and pocket the rest infuriates me so much.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Illegal gambling sites. Illegal cab companies. Illegal hotels. Crypto for criminals. “Full Self-Driving.” The wholesale theft of billions of copyrighted works for AI. Surveillance capitalism. Automated price-fixing. Election rigging via media manipulation. Big Tech is organized crime.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
american millennium of humiliation
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
AFRAID, BUT VAGUE GUY: I hope my blood doesn't get out.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One of my "favorite" dumb Musk things is his deeply held belief that other people aren't real. One of his first moves after taking over Twitter was to try to fire "ghost employees," of which he thought they were many. He's a murderous bigot but he also thinks Fake People are robbing him blind.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's always fascinating to look at images like this and think "These are completely superfluous" and "You could get a machine to barf these out and nothing of value would be lost."
Original Star Wars storyboardsBladerunner story boardAlien story boardAlfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" storyboard.
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
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