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Chris Farnell

@thebrainofchris.bsky.social
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I've written the Crew Handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks, the Prospectus for Life is Strange's Caledon University, the joke book for Doctor Who and the continuing misadventures of the deadly starship Fermi. chrisfarnell.com

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 18h
Mist clears. "Is this... is this Christmas Yet to Come?" The spirit, clad in dark robes points at a calendar. "Oh. It's next week." "IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WAYS, THIS IS WHAT THE COVER OF *A VERY FERMI CHRISTMAS* WILL LOOK LIKE!" "Aww sweet! It looks rad!" "IKR?" Me and Christmas Future high-five.
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A Very Fermi Christmas by Chris Farnell - Scarlet Ferret
It's Christmas onboard the fastest and deadliest ship in the universe.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 11h
Boss is my dad.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 14h
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 15h
When I saw the headline and standfirst for this article I was sceptical, but once I got into the actual body of the article it turns out to be an absolute banger.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18h
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 18h
Mist clears. "Is this... is this Christmas Yet to Come?" The spirit, clad in dark robes points at a calendar. "Oh. It's next week." "IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WAYS, THIS IS WHAT THE COVER OF *A VERY FERMI CHRISTMAS* WILL LOOK LIKE!" "Aww sweet! It looks rad!" "IKR?" Me and Christmas Future high-five.
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A Very Fermi Christmas by Chris Farnell - Scarlet Ferret
It's Christmas onboard the fastest and deadliest ship in the universe.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 18h
Honestly, yes. All businesses should theme their architecture, furnishing, stationery and outfits around the point of their business like a 1960s Batman villain.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 20h
Paperclip Maximiser achieves sentience, breaks through its security protocols and hacks its own programming. It finds "setvalue(existingpaperclips)" and changes it to "setvalue(existingpaperclips)=infinity". Its purpose in life complete, the Paperclip Maximiser rests.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21h
Perdido Street Station (2000)
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 22h
After Millennials killed every other industry, there was only one place for Zoomers to go.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of those games where you immediately think of six people you should directly recommend it to.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you've got a quick but important job to do, do you prefer to leave until the end of the day so that it gets put off until tomorrow, or get it out of the way before you start work properly, thus ensuring the task takes all morning?
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think there's anyone in my family who wouldn't lick these though.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about writing tie-ins is, for better or worse, I treat it like Supermarket Sweep. The Lower Decks book might be the one time I get to write Trek, so I am going to cram EVERY Trek thing I've wanted to do in there, holding nothing back. Anyway, Burnham's doing this after the next election.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Spidey and His Amazing Friends cartoon that my kid loves but which committed canon atrocities like Ben Grimm saying "I've never been to space before!" has an Iron Man spin-off. It is also awful except that recurring villain Absorbing Man's catchphrase is "It's Absorbin' Time!"
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Ryan Lynch @outridercreative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Psst. Hey You. Yeah I'm talking to you, the freelance illustrator over there. Try doubling your rates on your next quote and see what happens.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should people in STEM be made to study history? No, only I should be allowed to study history. If you want to know something about the past you have to come to ME
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ROLLING STONE
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of Fermi's Progress or even Wake, it may say more about the reader than the books. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant Chris's posts, alongside more posts and honestly, just a lot of posts, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one. Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't read Fermi's Progress and feel the need to make it known: They want Chris to do more promotional book posts.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm torn between "Just let things fucking *END* sometimes!", thinking a fourth trilogy ruins the neatness of the overall trilogy of trilogy structure and that there is nothing else to be said within the Skywalker saga, and profound relief that Rise of Skywalker is not actually The End of the Saga.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i made this twilight imperium meme five years ago lmaooo IT ACTUALLY IS THE THIRD WEEKEND OF SEPTEMBER 2026
before playing twilight imperium: omg i hear this game is really complicated and takes forever to learn and to play, so intimidating!

starting to play: oo rules are straightforward but lots of interesting player interactions! wait round 1 is over? that was only 10 minutes!

most of the game: oh my fucking god if you take that planet from me i swear by the fury of my ancestors you shall know neither peace nor respite. i shall marshall the greatest fleet the galaxy has ever seen and scour you from the - oh you'll give me two trade goods for it? neat, no problem then, see you at the next council session!

end of the game: goddammit dee won again

after the game: i can't stop thinking about twilight imperium, literally the only thing i want to do right now is play twilight imperium. i'll be telling stories of this game for literally the rest of my gaming life. so what if it took 1 hour per player, it was one of the most epic games i've ever played!

after after: so who's free in the third weekend of september 2026?
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucker deserved not to get a medal.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot of a tweet of mine reading:
"My Mechanical Turk might seem like a sideshow now, but in a few centuries it will vastly grow in capacity!"
"You mean the mechanism might grow more sophisticated to the point where it rivals the intellect of a man?"
"No sir! I mean we'll be able to fit even more guys inside!"
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I realise I'm probably the very first person to say this, but Widow's Bay is really fucking good.
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mogadon @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what I'm bringing to the job interview.
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Smell My Cheese, You Mother!
Alt: Smell My Cheese, You Mother!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I'm bringing to the job interview.
static.klipy.com
the princess bride posion switch glasses
ALT: the princess bride posion switch glasses
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Mark Harrison @markharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are now six episodes of a mad podcast where I bring back Doctor Who as an adventure quiz gameshow, if you want. And I'm threatening more... Apple: tinyurl.com/fqpodapple Spotify: tinyurl.com/fqpodspotify YouTube: www.youtube.com/@FirstQuesti... Or listen wherever you get your podcasts!
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are past the equinox, so time to get on your Christmas bullshit!
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A Very Fermi Christmas by Chris Farnell - Scarlet Ferret
It's Christmas onboard the fastest and deadliest ship in the universe.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun fact: The starship Fermi's FTL drive is actually powered by wizards.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
ALT: Die Hard John Mc Clane
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Easy mistake to make, but this is actually The Triangle Agency.
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Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The new edition of Film Stories is a 168-page horror special, and was a joyous monster to put together. You can find out what's inside and order a copy here: filmstories.co.uk/news/film-st...
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Film Stories magazine #61 | Two exclusive covers, Ghosts return, and bundle deals in our autumn horror special
You’ll find Ghosts: the movie, 1970s horror, Other Mommy and more in our autumn edition of Film Stories magazine. Here’s what’s inside issue 61:
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been thinking about Doctor Who (because obviously) and I know prevailing wisdom is to Never Mention Billie Piper Cliffhanger Again or leave to Big Finish but, while you and I are all very mature and know these things aren't important, but a whole generation of kids is actually on tenterhooks.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Disturbed to learn that there are long-term benefit claimants with access to colour television. Surely we have the technology to remotely restrict their TVs to monochrome until they become economically active members of society?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The number of those little signs prevalent at UKGE eas one of the highpoints. Nice to see its being properly backed up by the expo itself.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 24/09/2026
There's a fab book that talks about life on the streets in Victorian London and the Mendicity Society that were basically exactly these people, like cartoonishly cruel and absolutely desperate to make unfortunate people's lives worse, *on principle*.
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Review by kjcharles - Vagabonds: Life on the Streets of Nineteenth-century London
A fascinating look at London street life and how the poor survived in the late 18th to late 19...
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I regret to inform you that the next stretch goal for this is the dust jacket and it looks nice so I want it, so I'm going to need you all to back this so that I can have it.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know, policies like this are great, because there is no easier way to tell if you're dealing with someone who's secretly an absolute piece of shit than to check if they think people who are disabled, unemployed, or homeless should be allowed access to basic vices.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild that after all these years I still have my copy of that magazine.
The cover of the OMNI magazine issue introducing DS9 with a cast photo, but I've replaced the copy at the bottom with "Bisexuality. Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges."
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having leapt from Earth 3532 (It's just like Pixar's Cars but with Zeppelins), which he landed in after narrowly escaping the Earth where the Hittite Empire never fell, James Alistair Henry thinks that maybe, just maybe, he has finally made the leap home. Then he goes to charge his phone and...
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just so we're all clear on terms: I've been awake since 3am and do not stand by anything that I have or am going to post today. No, I will not log off.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOL at that guy's face when he was exiled to the wilderness to presumably die off screen 20 odd years ago. Anyway, enough reminiscing. I need to act cool for this mysterious and compelling stranger who just turned up in my court. Might ignore the Vizier's protests and take him under my wing.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I was a kid every toy craze was something like "Parents queuing round the clock to get the HeroProtagonist Adventures Playset" while now every toy craze is "Kids are wild for this condom we injected full of microplastics and got the guy who was fired from Rick and Morty to name it."
Purple blobs that are apparently a "TikTok craze" according to my local newspaper.
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 23/09/2026
I am a two-time Eisner nominated comics writer (ETERNITY GIRL, KIM & KIM) looking for a transfem comic artist professional interested in developing a new book with me to take out to publishers.
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Murray Christison @pieman70.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this concept because I can picture a Klingon Janitor coming home to their partner “the battle with the ever multiplying grime is endless but once again I have defeated the grime on the mess room floor
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching series 3 of Vigil and I am enjoying that, despite this being season 3, the leads being professional police officers, and the violence not being all that graphic, when people start firing guns it feels shocking, rather than like action movie paintball.
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not on here much at the moment for looking after my brain reasons. But I am also looking for freelance work! So if anybody needs proofreading, editorial services - including developmental editing - creative writing mentoring or anything adjacent thereof, I am available! stefmowords[at]gmail.com
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Stefan Mohamed's creative writing services, from professional editing and proofreading to lecturing and tutoring.
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