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Jeremy Markovich

@ncrabbithole.com
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Journalist in NC 📬 Newsletter: ncrabbithole.com 🎩 Comms and adjunct professor at Wake Forest 🕶 read lowercase posts in a funny voice

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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 3h
Smug senators holding up a card that reads "South Carolina Rabbit Hole"
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 4h
rando question that might (possibly) make sense later: does anyone know how to get in touch with someone who's (probably a contractor) working at mcmurdo station in antarctica?
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean if you wanna go deep isn't every holiday a day that somebody just made up? www.ncrabbithole.com/p/national-n...
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Happy National North Carolina Day: A holiday that somebody just made up
We looked into the origins of the day when, I don't know, everybody in this country is supposed to celebrate a single state for some reason.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
what
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
hawkeyes fans know that sometimes a punt is not a bad play
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Miles @milorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every day is World North Carolina Day if you try hard enough.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
Ask me a question!
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
there’s not but there’s nothing preventing you from making it up and saying there is
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David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it seems, rather than is?
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 28/09/2026
Today is National North Carolina Day, which is fake. I looked into the origins of a holiday that online marketers have on their calendars, but nobody actually celebrates. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/national-n...
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Happy National North Carolina Day: A holiday that somebody just made up
We looked into the origins of the day when, I don't know, everybody in this country is supposed to celebrate a single state for some reason.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 29/09/2026
Pennywise the clown saying you can do yoga down here now
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Rusty Sebastian @uncalum83.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From Tomtits to Big Tits Potato Chips, @ncrabbithole.com always hits! www.ncrabbithole.com/p/the-limous...
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The Limousine-Driving Playboy Uncle who created “Big T!ts Potato Chips”
Every so often, a picture of an old bag of potato chips rockets around the internet. But how do we know it’s real? How did it get the name? And did the people who came up with it actually know what th...
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Chris Manning @herecomesurmanning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 28/09/2026
accidentally got people mad about birds
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Sailing @sealsailor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all I'm taking from this is that our state bird could have been the carolina chickadee and instead it's the northern cardinal. fucking ridiculous. they couldn't have even made it the carolina wren which is just as common as the cardinal? why do we have basically a default state bird
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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On behalf of Ohio, we'll give ya the day. The other 364 are enough for us.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 28/09/2026
Today is National North Carolina Day, which is fake. I looked into the origins of a holiday that online marketers have on their calendars, but nobody actually celebrates. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/national-n...
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Happy National North Carolina Day: A holiday that somebody just made up
We looked into the origins of the day when, I don't know, everybody in this country is supposed to celebrate a single state for some reason.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 28/09/2026
I love this conference so much
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 27/09/2026
BALL KNOWER: that’s the rialto! GALAXY BRAIN: Seth Jarvis is holding the prince of wales trophy
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 26/09/2026
Peahead was a con artist how do we know this his hometown obitiuary was headlined "ol' peahead was real con artist" www.ncrabbithole.com/p/wake-fores...
"ol' peahead was real con artist"
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 25/09/2026
this makes it sound like Ruth Bader Ginsberg preached at a tent revival and then flew a Sopwith Camel into a crowd
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 25/09/2026
once again, Highway 12 on Pea Island in the Outer Banks is basically sitting in the ocean because of a nor'easter
NCDOT picture of Highway 12 on Pea Island
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 25/09/2026
that Greensboro magic baby
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 24/09/2026
Ira can still throw the fastball
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 23/09/2026
keep carrboro weird
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23/09/2026
✍️ Former App State coach Shawn Clark died one year ago this week. His wife Jonelle started a foundation to get coaches to take better care of their health. 60+ teams signed up. "The subculture inside of coaching, it’s just not really talked about ever." www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
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Many coaches neglect their health. After Shawn Clark’s death, his widow wants to change that (Gift Article)
Jonelle Clark founded the Shawn Clark Legacy Foundation and the 61 Initiative to convince coaches to get checkups and monitor their health.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 23/09/2026
I don't know man, the perfect Cleveland song has already been written www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDJK...
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Major league intro. Burn on
YouTube video by FloorAnthropy - Hardwood Floor Installation and Refinishing Cleveland/Akron Ohio
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 23/09/2026
J. Cole’s show in Fayetteville is such a big deal that the Fayetteville Observer is live-blogging it www.fayobserver.com/story/entert...
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J. Cole's long-awaited Fayetteville return | Live updates
It's concert day in Fayetteville. Follow our live coverage of J. Cole's homecoming, from downtown events to the show at the Crown.
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Son of O’Dell @sonofodell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This story is great. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/why-did-pr...
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Why did Prince have an Adopt-a-Highway sign in the North Carolina mountains?
The story behind a litter cleanup program in the Purple one's name is proof of why we can't have nice things.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 22/09/2026
nice try
Reason for Calling
This is my calling about Al search results and free puppies.
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Chuck Tee @chutry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just now coming across this story. It’s absolutely wild.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 21/09/2026
YOU: Asheville's kinda weird these days 1984 ASHEVILLE: do you know about the prince poodle thing www.ncrabbithole.com/p/why-did-pr...
HEADLINE: Prince Drops In For Poodle
SUBHEAD:
'It Can't Be,' Store Owner Thought
 By TONY KISS Staff Writer Prince, the rock singer and star of the film "Purple Rain," made a brief unannounced stop in Asheville- Wednesday morning. The singer walked into the Pet Luv pet store at Ashe- ville Mall about 11:30 a.m., ac- cording to man- ager Kay Grant. "I had a call about an hour earlier (from an uni- dentified man) who asked if 1 had any toy poodles," Grant said Wednes- day night. "I told him I did, and he

Prince, who was in "a very good mood," purchased the animal and some other items, she said. When the singer walked into the store, Grant said she was the only one there. "At first, i thought, this can't be. This can't be happening in my life," she said. "A few minutes after he left, a number of people came into the store looking for him. I told him their bus was still parked out in the parking "He stayed for about 45 minutes signing autographs." Prince paid for the poodle and other items with a Mastercard, and signed the receipt as Prince Nelson (the singer's real name), Grant said. "I'm going to frame that receipt and put it on the wall," Grant said. "He's the first celebrity I've had in my shop."

asked for directions to the store. "Then about 11:30 a.m., a man walked in and asked if I had toy poo- dles. I told him yes, and he went out and came back a few minutes later with Prince, his ladyfriend and an- other bodyguard." The singer never identified him- self, Grant said. "But it was obvious who he was. He was dressed in a long full-length fur coal, no shirt, white leather pants and purple knee boots. "He said he was in a hurry, that he had to play a concert tonight in Greensboro, and that he wanted me to speed things up as much as possi- ble.' The singer looked at some of the poodles on display in the store, but didn't like them, Grant said. "So I showed him some poodles that I had in the back, and he liked a little black toy poodle."
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 21/09/2026
ah yes, bojangles as a subsidiary of infowars as was foretold
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 20/09/2026
Here's the story behind a litter cleanup sign with Prince's name on it. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/why-did-pr...
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Why did Prince have an Adopt-a-Highway sign in the North Carolina mountains?
The story behind a litter cleanup program in the Purple one's name is proof of why we can't have nice things.
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Chris Cooper @chriscooperwcu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I didn't read @ncrabbithole.com, I wouldn't know that Prince once purchased a poodle in the Asheville mall. And that would be no way to live.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 20/09/2026
repeating (because they’re winning, but it’s the falcons)
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Rusty Sebastian @uncalum83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why we can’t have nice things!
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Prince Resting in Fur Vest
Alt: Prince Resting in Fur Vest
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 20/09/2026
Here's the story behind a litter cleanup sign with Prince's name on it. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/why-did-pr...
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Why did Prince have an Adopt-a-Highway sign in the North Carolina mountains?
The story behind a litter cleanup program in the Purple one's name is proof of why we can't have nice things.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 19/09/2026
i know @joeovies.bsky.social has said NC State Shit is dead but IT IS SO BACK BABY
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 18/09/2026
This week's newsletter comes out Sunday morning and is about an extremely North Carolina topic involving this guy
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Prince's Iconic Gaze
Alt: Prince's Iconic Gaze
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 18/09/2026
omg it's the real cones of dunshire
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 17/09/2026
Filed an Open Records Act request that would make @foiaball.com proud
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Jordan D. Hill @jordandhill247.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 17/09/2026
Oops! All Belichicks
Tweet from @mzenitz: Secondary coach Brian Belichick is currently expected to be North Carolina’s defensive play-caller moving forward, sources tell @CBSSports
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Has called UNC’s first two games, as was reported by @BruceFeldmanCFB too, and the expectation is he’ll continue on as the play-caller.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 17/09/2026
obviously not an Our State subscriber
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 17/09/2026
for the national media tonight who want to know what else goes on in gastonia
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 16/09/2026
the latest episode of SHADOW GOVERNOR DAVE BOLIEK www.wral.com/news/nccapit...
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Politically divided NC court panel upholds GOP takeover of state elections board
The 2-1 decision by the North Court Court of Appeals, with Republicans in the majority, allows a GOP-backed effort to seize control of elections from Democratic Gov. Josh Stein to stay in place.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 15/09/2026
TIRED: AI slop WIRED: Newspaper slop www.wunc.org/politics/202...
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Amid Senate race, partisan groups mimic news outlets
A newspaper I’d never heard of landed in my home mailbox recently. Titled “The North Carolina Independent,” it included a crossword puzzle and some other features of a typical print publication.
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 15/09/2026
ah yes, the local angle
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