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Kristina R. Mosley

@elstupacabra.bsky.social
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Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.

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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 17h
The ancient memes
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MORZZ @mmorzz.bsky.social · 16h
There is no love of the stranger in Christian Nationalism. There is no care for the poor and the marginalized in Christian Nationalism. There is no selfless charity in Christian Nationalism. There is no Christ in Christian Nationalism.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 15h
At best attacking Ms. Rachel just makes Republicans look really weird. We’re in the midst of a series of constitutional crises, prices are skyrocketing, we’re stuck in an illegal war and they’re going after random kids show hosts.
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TonnHELL @tonnielles.bsky.social · 15h
Mood
Sign sitting on piano keys. Text reads “I’m old and I’m tired. Please do not play me.”
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 15h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Gavin Newsom—vampire Bill Clinton
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21h
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 20h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 13h
Adam makes me think of Jeff Goldblum for some reason.
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 13h
My two year old can also go up stairs without falling.
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 13h
Dali and his anteater both come in with iced coffees
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20h
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20h
Look how cool these stances are.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19h
Gavin in ‘28: I’m just a chill, fun loving left wing presidential candidate who’s into pervert glasses and going downtown to throw out homeless people’s shit myself
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 18h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow I missed that, by 2018, at least 4 women were calling Neil Degrasse Tyson a sex pest? One says she was drugged after accepting a drink, then woke up to Degrasse Tyson raping her. And we're just letting him carry on as the beloved public face of science?
The rape, she said, happened one day that semester, at his apartment. He gave her a drink in a cup that looked like a coconut shell, she said, which she thought was water. The next thing Amet remembers is waking up naked in Tyson’s bed, seeing him naked performing oral sex on her. When he realized she had woken up, she said, he began to penetrate her. The rest of her memory of the day is fragmented, she said.

“I came out of it for a moment and shook my head, and then I went out again,” Amet said. “The next thing I knew, I was at class the next day.”

Amet said that the combined trauma of the rape and of testifying in the murder trial prompted her to see a therapist at the university. At that single session, Amet remembers the therapist suggested that she drop out of school, given her difficulties. And so, after just a year in the program, she did. (The therapist, who has since moved to a university in the Midwest, declined to comment for this story.)

Amet’s ex-husband, Mario Vela, told BuzzFeed News that around the time he first met her in 1986, she told him something bad had happened with Tyson, and that he came up many times throughout their marriage.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely this could be useful for someone.
Odd Ladies Meet Tonight
--The Daily Item, 29 Mar 1961
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I posted this before, but: Matthew: We only see Elmo's eyelids when he's really tired, but we always see his dad's eyelids. Me: he's a jazz musician. Make of that what you will.
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...
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Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street @marleywrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CAUTION: Moosechanic
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll be 40 in November, and this dude looks at least 20 years older than I do.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know, not only is this nonsense wrong about romance books, it’s wrong about clothes. JCO, there is no such thing as machine-made clothes. There are humans doing that work at every stage of the process, whether it’s custom or ending up in Walmart.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
“You would just never imagine that bright young students—at an Ivy League institution, of all places—could be capable of such grotesque behavior.” — Kara Lanchester, Missouri resident
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Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace was reportedly horrified this week to think that sexual assault could hap...
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LRT: they don't want trans people, especially trans girls and women, to do anything "normal." They don't want trans people to be happy.
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Jane Dough @janedough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's true we are naturally the most beautiful and charming of all
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
modern day retelling of prometheus but he gives mankind the knowledge of deep frying
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when I see the words "muscular Christianity":
Buff Korean Jesus statue
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feral cats can’t set fires with their minds. That’s just a rumor started by the feral cats.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, man. I loved so many of these songs when I was in 9th grade.
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An artist's reconstruction of the Bad Dürrenberg shaman: a white woman with red face paint, her head and eyes obscured by a headdress made from a deer's head. She's also adorned in bones and feathers.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone know if midi dresses are the style right now? I'm online window shopping for dresses for my nephew's wedding, and most of them are midi length. I feel that won't look good on me since I'm 5'1".
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
52-54% of welfare recipients in Arkansas are white, which is why the ad should have featured a black woman
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RPG
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You complain about a business page wanting people to use ChatGPT, but you use Facebook and shop at Walmart and Target." "Yet you participate in society"-ass person.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LRT: I don't know if I'm ready for someone who graduated high school the same year as me to run for president.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 28/09/2026
If I were a betting man I would put Ossoff as the 28 favorite if a Dem wins GA's governorship
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
"Why can't we be like France when they protest?!" Because you spent decades conflating riots with violent/terrorism and not "the language of the unheard" like MLKjr said. You quote him like you quote the bible, always ignoring what conflicts with your bullshit.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goat cradles a small gray creature  in his arms, says to hamster “look at this puppy I found. I named him spike” hamster says “that’s a chupacabra. They drink goats’ blood.” Goat holds out his arms, the chupacabra hangs off by its teeth. Goat says “oh. So that’s why Spike’s so bitey.”
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that golden calf is getting pretty heavy right now
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