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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 1h

"Do you know where to get toddler-sized Carthaginian armor?"

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 2h

The meter in Moo, Baa, Lalala is not intuitive. Barnyard Dance, however, is a masterpiece.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 2h

...gonna keep this in mind to use as an insult later

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 2h

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 4h

"No carrots in the bathroom."

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 5h

A very forceful "eat shit" to everyone saying they got what they voted for.

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Ms. Respex, LCSW @respexy.bsky.social · 11h

Blasting this post in front of the eyeballs of every Democratic candidate forever.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 8h

I have totally not been thinking similar things should happen...

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 8h

sorry but seeing men write positive pieces about Shane Gillis' latest run at SNL, where is opening monologue was "women dress like whores now" after the weeks we've had of women yet again pouring a collective trauma about violence at the hands of men that trade on these same sentiments is fucked.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 22h

Why are they wearing homecoming mums?

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23h

you know how in school you knew bullying was bad but there was that one kid who was such a dick the rule didn't apply when it happened to him? That's what printers are to the appliance world

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

Mitch Hedberg: I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Modern male comedian: *sobs and screams with pain and rage as he describes how his virulent bigotry broke up his marriage*

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 22h

I realized not long ago that I've been dealing with depression (to varying degrees of severity) for a very big chunk of my life. I've been fine for the most part, because I've had to be, but goddamnit does family stuff still get me.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 22h

Age yourself with a childhood crush. (Same. The character, not the actor; I love a redemption arc.) Speaking of redemption arcs:

static.klipy.com

Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z

Alt: Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Warhammer 40K, but the Emperor of Man is really into elections

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Lil Dude loves Halloween. Me: Are you a spooky boy? Him: Yes.

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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 10/10/2026

My man is the dad who doesn't know my name but demands antibiotics because his kid has 2 days of sniffles.

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Joshua Keep @jekeep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"The study argues that decades of breeding and farming to increase yield have reduced many nutrients in crops." Capitalism's idea of efficiency is only tied to profits. There was never any consideration given to if the increased yields still delivered adequate nutrition.

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Vegetables are half as nutritious than 60 years ago. Experts now know why

Fewer than a third of wheat varieties used in bread released since the 1960s meet the recommended zinc target, due to poor soil quality

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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Robert Gould Shaw was born in Boston OTD in 1837. He commanded the all-Black 54th Massachusetts Inf. in the Civil War. He & many of his soldiers were KIA in 1863. The 54th was immortalized in the 1989 film “Glory.” Read @civilwarmemory.bsky.social’s new biography of him! Image: Public domain.

This black and white photo shows a mustachioed man, Robert Gould Shaw, sitting at a table and wearing the Civil War era uniform of a Union Army officer.

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"i'm at the CSAM machine. I'm at the silk road. I'm at the combination CSAM machine-silk road."

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go, 'blah blah blah blah blah.'"

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Broke into my enemy’s castle and mislabeled his potions

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Why are we dressing a small child as Art the Clown from Terrifier?

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad

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Pubity {bot} @pubity.xmirror.bot · 09/10/2026

A Cybertruck owner in Minnesota found raccoons trying to break into his truck bed believing it was a dumpster.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What I would do would violate Bluesky's terms of service.

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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026

When the “suggested” shipping address is the EXACT same as the one I put in….

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Lil Dude was in a position in his crib earlier that I can only describe as "the inverse shrimp."

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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 10/10/2026

Hot man hates nazis is not in fact hard math

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everyone his cuts to USAID killed would slowly turn and stare into camera right here except they’re fucking dead.

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Anyone know where to get a 2t ride-in excavator before two non-crafty parents try to make one?

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Kristina R. Mosley @elstupacabra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Conway Parks and Rec is hosting a vendor fair with around 100 vendors. There are supposed to be food trucks. Was interested until I learned there are only five food trucks, three of them serving actual food (the other two are drinks). That sounds like not enough trucks to me.

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Democrats will never learn.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Gawt DAMN

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Djinn Jerrell @brosninja.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not Mama Celeste! Sophia Petrillo is thrilled

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Petti LaBelle @petti-labelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Jessica Chastain Spectrum is the experimental jazz quartet I didn't know I needed.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Prescription strength cheesecake

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026

The funniest thing on here this afternoon is the people who are responding to news of a televised lynching with “omg, I feel like I live in some foreign country”

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