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Jean-Michel Connard

@torriangray.bsky.social
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ESL teacher. Software gremlin. Language learner. Dog guardian. Too tired to argue with you.

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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 11m
Thinking about the fact that Trump put Ben Carson in charge of HUD just because he thought Urban meant black.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 12m
It's a failure that so many people are even aware of the HHS Secretary. It's one of those jobs that calls for quiet competence. If you're aware of them, they're probably fucking up, and holy shit is he fucking up. Often intentionally.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 1h
Hegseth has decided we should emulate the Russians in this meme.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 1h
This sack of shit should be impeached as soon as possible. He’s a threat to national security.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 2h
I can't talk about what I want to happen after the election because I start to sound like Sephiroth, and if a dull normie like me feels like that well... some shit better go down.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 2h
"Investigative reporter"
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 6h
In theory, withholding judgment about any accusation until the process plays out is entirely reasonable, but when that process starts with the assumption that the woman is lying, that standard collapses.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 16h
The first four drafts from his staffers were just tweeting out the n word or an AI image of Hitler made out of pine trees.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 16h
I love when the bots speak to me.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 19h
The level of retribution I now require would make Medea blush.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 23h
RFK Jr. alleges that he wants to focus on chronic disease and sideline infectious disease research, but the big dummy doesn’t care about the interplay between the two. A new study estimates that 12% of all cancer cases in 2024 were caused by infections, including H. pylori, HPV, HBV, and EBV.
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Global burden of cancer attributable to infections in 2024: a worldwide incidence analysis
Our findings highlight the importance of infection control to achieve cancer prevention. Scientifically proven, but often underused, approaches include HPV and HBV vaccination; testing and treatment o...
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 23h
It’s very weird how mad some people get when a filmmaker says they don’t like AI. Comments on an article about Guillermo del Toro saying he doesn’t believe in using it are full of people melting down saying he’s going to be irrelevant. Why exactly?
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how these morons are doing.
Dumbass bumper sticker says mean tweets and cheap gas 2024
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many comfortable white people prefer to believe the lie that welfare recipients are just lazy scammers since the alternative is deeply uncomfortable: people are suffering as a result of the same structure that enables their comfort.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're just going to lie and claim they got him, and the grim thing is all their followers will clap along with it.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m never surprised by the people who say things like this. It’s like they’re excreted from central casting.
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If they would have followed the directions and not resisted they would still be alive. Actions have consequences.Two conservatives stand staring at camera blankly.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope Putin gets a little spooked any time he hears the whine of a drone in public.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not only did Schmitt completely clown himself, but positively quoting one of the most bloodthirsty and evil men of the 20th century, NKVD head Lavrentiy Beria, is just wild.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He pledges to spend another two years exchanging wank logs with his son.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t get over how Republican leadership is a combination of morons and people pretending to be morons. It beggars belief that this collection of freaks and assholes have managed to hammer so effectively at the foundations of civil society.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite car color-wise was this ludicrously loud gold / yellow VW I had. If this dumb society is going to force me to drive a car it could at least be a fun color.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an incredibly important point. Every time I've warned of fascism or dictatorship, people have laughed and said that full-blown dictatorship has obviously not arrived. But that's often not how it arrives, fully garbed. It arrives thru steady erosion of norms that you barely notice are gone.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/09/2026
This whole interview is such an incredible series of self-owns.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to throw something any time I hear someone blathering about degrees not being worth it if they don’t lead to massive earnings. Surely making cash isn’t the only purpose to adult fucking life.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This stuff doesn't even offend me because it's so transparent. Like of course he's not fit for office, but this is like a 13-year-old bully trying to offend me. Could not give less of a shit what this sad, empty man thinks of me.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checkmate libs.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I genuinely think the rape accusations are a bonus for some of these people. It's transgressive to elevate utter pieces of shit just to spite the libs. It's not like he's some incredible talent, he's just an unfunny dipshit who stupid people think is smart because he has a British accent.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I keep hammering on this, but I think it's important: any worthwhile future for humanity requires we see one another's shared humanity. A country that treats people as subhuman has a potentially fatal moral wound, and it should be addressed with urgency. We're bleeding. It's bad.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you asked me to picture the Georgia Peanut Commission Chair this is exactly what I'd picture (complementary).
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ground control brought up contemporary Star Trek again.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here’s Chris Rufo and his podcast co-host addressing “the Indian question,” a reference to “the Jewish question.” That question was whether Jews could be incorporated into European society, and the Nazis were the ones who claimed to have developed the “final solution” to that “problem.”
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s my imagination, but it seems like convenience stores have bumped up the temperature of their refrigerators a few degrees. When I get a drink now, it’s coldish, but after a few sips, it’s too warm for me to finish.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It may not be the primary motivation, but pushing you to an algorithmic feed rather than your friends helps Facebook mask just how dead that app has become.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People freaking out at Miss Rachel is more than a little weird. I mean, I shouldn’t be surprised but there’s no way you come out of that skirmish not looking like a prick.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was going to have a productive day today. Instead I: went out for chilaquiles, watched Aliens, took edibles and watched Star Trek IV, watched like four episodes of Hajime No Ippo THE FIGHTING, then watched a tiny Japanese wrestler destroy every food challenge she could find.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republicans slap the transparent racism button for the 5000th straight election.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“(talking about when he tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope) Oh, she says well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals.”

Kurt Vonnegut
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do school vouchers disproportionately favor white kids? Up next we ask that question to Janet Normal from Parents for Public Education and Marcus Hitler from American Falange, Turning Point USA’s paramilitary wing.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
David Perdue ad crowing that he was totally exonerated.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I deadass did not anticipate that swerve.
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Catherine Prendergast @badtoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Living with me must be exhausting.
 Captain Kirk.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Browsing Fetlife at 250% magnification.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the greatest to ever do it.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vikings trying to fool me. Not gonna happen, boys.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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