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Trump starts to brag about renaming the Gulf of Mexico but then remembers he's speaking to a Hispanic Heritage Month event

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 9m

Democrats shoulda kept "weirdos" tbh

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1h

Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 53m

it was either malicious negligence on a Hitleresque scale or deliberate murder of as many nonwhite people as possible. I think door #2 is more plausible

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 31m

biggest dough game changers 🍽️ 1. baker's percentages 2. autolyse 3. coil folds 4. slooow bulk fermentation in the fridge very pleasant late night activity, just chilling, getting up every now and then to spend a couple of mins tucking in the dough a little better

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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 6h

This isn't a court at all. They're literally not even reading the fucking briefs before making "decisions".

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

So here I am, a Bengali man, sitting in a house in northern Sweden, about to treat myself to biryani, Belgian beer, and an hour in the sauna. I've heard people say globalization makes the world smaller, and perhaps that's true—but, in doing so, it makes our individual worlds so much larger. cheers

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

hanging out with my wife & kids, dirty jalapeño martini, porch swing, sauna, youtube

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

guy with a sauna can't be broken

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

i love everything abt having a sauna e̷x̷c̷e̷p̷t̷ ̷f̷o̷r̷ including the way the stones scream like the souls of the damned when you pour water onto them

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 51m

hell yeah we're back folks it's night sauna season

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 1h

Why do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 1h

i have never been more sure Vance did a Gaetz

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 1h

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With [Pete Hegseth] it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest."

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 2h

man someone really fucked this kid up huh

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 4h

🚨 Joaquin Castro will introduce tomorrow the "STOP THE SETTLEMENTS ACT", the first ever bill which would ban trade with all illegal Israeli settlements, as well as impose sanctions on any foreign entity or individual which supports settlements in any way after Sept 30th 2026. It has 40 cosponsors.

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Castro, Dean, Beyer, Casar, Jacobs, Escobar to Introduce Sanctions on Drivers of Settlement Expansion | U.S. Congressman Joaquin Castro

The Official U.S. Congressional website of Congressman Joaquin Castro

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 3h

I guess I agree and disagree with both posters bc you can change to the point of becoming unrecognizable in the best ways while still having something left of that kid inside... and you can accept and even forgive that kid ❤️

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 3h

been wondering what this guy's been up to lately

coolness: You may be cool, but you'll never be "4-popped-collars" cool

photo of a guy with four popped collars with his arm around his girlfriend

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 7h

It’s notable that the purportedly liberal news outlet consigns Noem’s very well documented relationship with Lewandowski to the status of a disavowed rumor and buries it in the last paragraph of this report on her divorce filing. www.ms.now/news/kristi-...

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Kristi Noem files for divorce from Bryon Noem

The announcement of the separation comes six months after a bombshell tabloid photo leak of her husband, Bryon Noem.

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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 6h

Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15h

I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 5h

I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 4h

👇🏆

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 8h

new meme template

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 4h

idk how to explain this but Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Elon Musk of Carl Sagans

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 7h

Looney Toons ass president

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 7h

i have a theory that they don't actually have access to real editors

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 7h

he just needs a little perspective

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 8h

"She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor" God damn it

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 8h

sorry this is actually my favorite joke

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10h

Same story with a friend of mine, who is now actually quite famous. She dropped out after my university refused to discipline the two men who raped her, and made her sit in the same class with her in her specialized major. Her planned entire career path ended immediately.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11h

no no don't do it you're raising its salience

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 15h

updating my second-favorite joke

Paul McCartney in a red pullover telling the end of joke:

"Your see that bar? Built it with me own hands. But do they call me' Jones the Barmaker'? Noooo. But you fuck ONE goatbird—"

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 8h

AND EVEN IF YOU DO 9/10 WOULD MURDER YOU FOR A CURRY ANY GIVEN SATURDAY sorry racists the culinary jihad has already been fully won (everyone won)

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 9h

It feels better to be better but lotta people need permission

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FBI Director Kash Patel this week has faced the worst data breach in FBI history, a deputy who quit because Patel was doing too many unconstitutional things, and partied with a suspected double agent. And it's only Tuesday. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-disgra...

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The Disgrace and Danger of Kash Patel, Part II

A quick check-in on the FBI director's latest raft of scandals (including, of course, the bestiality).

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 23h

Schumer and Gillibrand just voted yes for Van Hollen's resolution demanding a State Department human rights report on Israeli conduct in the illegally-occupied West Bank.

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 20h

Only 11 Democrats voted for it in 2024.

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