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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
did my five year old draw some sort of cat 9-11
notebook with a child's drawing in black ink of a plane headed towards a tall skyscraper-like building. there are two other buildings (so maybe it's not 9 11?). In the foreground are several smiling cartoon cats. She has written the words RAT, CATS, and PAT in various places of the drawing.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Children in Gaza watch the Lion King
Rows of children sit in a cleared area among the rubble in a scene of black and gray devastation facing a screen on which the colorful animation of the Lion King is projected 

Photo by Omar Ashtawy
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DO YOU FEEL IT IN THE AIR
Patrick Bateman on a pleasant drive listening to his Sony thinking of the cool crisp air of fall and the sweet serenity of soup season he is relaxing in the right corner on a beautiful foggy road background with trees bursting with autumn colors of orange red and yellows while the red leaves are lining the road mmmmm
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 21/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you Trump for making Shrek white again
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Elsa Fitzgerald 🏳️‍🌈 ✨ (Commissions Open!) @stellarblitz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Here’s another one
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/04/2026
#shoegaze
the famousmeme where the lady tells Godzilla "go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy." but I have replaced the city background with the cover of Loveless and changed the caption to read 

go ahead and blast My Bloody Valentine Godzilla. Make the people happy.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Meme mashup of The Shining and Talking Heads

Wendy looks in horror at a typewritten page that reads

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

While Jack wears David Byrne’s Big Suit
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
This 16th century Korean painting of a puppy playing with a pheasant feather is the pinnacle of human artistic expression
Good boy
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist good morning
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
true friendship is frodo shrugging off merry’s questions about the black rider and instead saying he needs to get to brie, and merry, without a second thought or any further questions, is like “follow me.” that’s a fuckin ride or die right there. what a king
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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diluc @handle.invalid · 14/11/2025
i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
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Ten | "Hold On, Let Me Save" @theletterten.lol · 03/11/2025
A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
can't stop laughing at this
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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 30/10/2025
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
the video being projected behind all the performers on stage
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/10/2025
haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh
Frogs and Toads: A group of frogs or toads is often called an army or colony. These amphibians congregate near water bodies during breeding season, creating an orchestra of croaks and chirps.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This describes so many people in my life
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 05/10/2025
I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/07/2025
I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
9:25pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full.
9:31pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.
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Evangeline Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 02/08/2025
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19/07/2025
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
press play to enter my happy place
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Blake Emerson @blakeprof.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”
L.A. Protests Prompt
Calls for Police Restraint After Journalist Injuries
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Bicicleteiros @bicicleteiros.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto
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