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WildGorillaMan

@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 9h
Chagrin and bear it as they say
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h
Black-and-white picture of rock musician, Paulina Villareal, looking into the camera lands over the top of her sunglasses

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All memory is the present. In the purer element all memory would appear to us like the necessary preliminary to poetry
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Heavily filtered pic of a woman reclining in an armchair, contemplating the bottle in her hand. 

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whatever the colour of missing you is, I am stained in it.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h
I know you can see this
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Black and white pic of a naked angry woman pointing a handgun at the camera. 

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This is the world they built to watch you die in.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Black and white picture of a kneeling woman in a white chemise suckling a bronze cherub statue

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God built
a world we were supposed to be ignorant to
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Black-and-white picture of two models one is laying supine on a table and the other is leaning over her

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I reviewed her contract and unfortunately there's nothing in there that says she can't be an asshole to everyone

Well, shit
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Black-and-white picture of a couple at a café table, leaning into each other over two glasses of wine

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I don't care either way
I'm just here to enforce some standards of rhetorical rigor.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
lol I drank a lot of coffee today even by my standards and am currently in Bullet Time
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You're in your caffeine zone
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Consuming stimulants in moderation can boost your productivity.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Black and white pic of a woman holding a cigarette

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Technically, all pain is psychological
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h
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thatcreepyplacewithallthecrows
Reblogged misscrazyfangirl321
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Amazing moments in Dads: my friend's dad's critique of Frankenstein was, "I just don't think the author had read science fiction before."
chicago-roommate
#technically true
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 10h
Trying to think of an argument to convince my wife we should spend the money to buy this Starsky & Hutch replica Gran Torino for sale online that doesn't end in me getting divorced.
A replica of the car from Starsky & Hutch.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 11h
I have my great great great grandfathers diary in my possession - he drew this in 1845. There were no photos so he drew what he saw. I am sharing Henry T Whinfield’s art for the first time ever to the world. This is a world debut.
Drawing of a windmill
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes. 

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 12h
vampires usually hang out at the batting cages
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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 15h
Every election is fought between the incumbent that is trying to unscrew a jar in the wrong direction, and an upstart that claims he can unscrew it in the wrong direction, but faster.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The internet has spoken. It told you to shut the fuck up!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 18h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23h
board games
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Painting by Joanna Karpowicz - Bartender I

Anubis as a bartender, looking to his right while a woman seated at a barstool to his left orders a drink 

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 Pour like it's Hemingway's
last call
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@brx0 @brx0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW you were stuck with a dozen warehouses full of pink fake fur after JoAnn cratered, so you had to get creative
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pic of psychiatrist Frasier Crane gesturing with his right and index figure 

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EGO & SUPEREGO WALK INTO A BAR
BARTENDER SAYS I'M GONNA
NEED TO SEE SOME ID
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This movie was a deranged fever dream and I loved every minute of it
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Supergirl
2026 PG-13 1h 48m
Supergirl
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Kara Zor-El, aka Supergirl, joins forces with an unlikely companion on an interstellar journey of vengeance and justice when an unexpected adversary strikes too close to...
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STUDIOS
SUPERGIRL
06.26.26
DC >
Space Sci-Fi >
Superhero >
Action >
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Into thin air @inbaudwetrust.com · 01/10/2026
It's the Costco fall fashion line
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Nerds be like “No. No. No! You’re getting their life cycle all wrong They’re not even mammals!”
Pic of a feminized Xenomorph in a bare apartment with unusually unusual breasts and a curling tail in a provocative sexual position

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When you ask her to put that sexy black outfit on and she comes out in this:
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
When this first crossed my dash I thought it was a rotisserie chicken
Tumblr screen cap showing a runway model wearing a huge puffy pink coat that makes her look like a rotisserie chicken
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last time I saw this I was completely off my face and remember nothing about it Now I’m only like 20% smashed and, frankly, it’s not very good
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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Angelle Haney Gullett @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The two windmills I will be tilting at until I die: 1) ALL clothes still move through human hands. Even basic items are too complex for full automation, and 2) historical life expectancies reflect obscenely high infant/child mortality, not the people died of old age at 44.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a great example of how broken our understanding of the nature & puprose of "art" is. When we think of art as 'good' or 'bad', or even 'creative' or 'not-creative', we're making a subjective evaluation that negates WHY that art was done, & thus blocks consideration of why that'd matter.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The point of this thread is to encourage you to think about clothes beyond abstract ideas such as "best quality." A guy who wants a really tough pair of pants will appreciate a heavy cloth; someone who prioritizes comfort might want something softer and thinner.
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Schiffskatze (Mehlschwalben Fan Account) @katzenschiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the point of every book, every painting, every song is *connecting with other people* and their feelings 🤷‍♀️ feeling like you are not alone in this world, feeling understood and understanding the other
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Melissa DuVant @melissaduvant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so much of the AI techboro stuff is *deeply* solipsistic and highly creepy - "the entire world must be made for me, and anything not specifically for me is bad and wrong"
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More Pikachu have been made, the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth was an edit by a friend, the other two were just 'cause when you've got a fun template you simply gotta get silly with it
Shocked Pikachu as The Pale man from Pan's Labyrinth with his eyes in his handsShocked Pikachu as a slug with his eyes on his ear stalksShocked Pikachu who now looks like he's just an angry little guy who is auditing your taxes and is unhappy with the answers you're giving him about what you've claimed on your receipts as work expenses
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m sorry but my coffee maker has done more for me than most people
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Hey baby, you must be a Slim Jim™ because I want to snap into you Also, you’re meaty, kinda greasy, really salty and a little spicy, just the way I like
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Black-and-white pic of a Soviet fashion show circa 1939 a man and woman on the runway wear quilted jackets as onlookers look on politely

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The machine elves were really trying their best with you weren't they?
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
*Reading the label* Hey man, we can’t smoke this it’s full of terpines!
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Black and white pic of a woman in a 3/4 pose, her nightgown open, looking in the mirror 

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Even engaging with you at all is probably a self-destructive behavior

Uncalled for
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Naive guys are worried that their internet sweetie might not be real I can assure you that you are in way more danger if they actually are
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
generals gathered in their masses,
apu in the simpsons in the kwik-e-mart telling homer the new issue of gigantic asses magazine came in
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An homage from Marta
Black-and-white picture of an elegantly, dressed woman wearing jewelry and nothing else smoking a cigarette and looking thoughtful 

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 When you realize you have the same taste in men as the police.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw an evangelical proselytizing a pair of Jehovah’s Witness In my head I did David Attenborough’s voice
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 2,300-year-old silver container in the shape of a scallop-shell decorated with an octopus 🐙 It may once have held cosmetics. From Paternò, Sicily. Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a silver shell-shaped container with an eight-armed octopus in relief at the centre of the lid. The arms of the octopus curl outwards across the ridges of the shell’s surface. This ornate shell container has a hinged lid and may once have been a cosmetic container . It is displayed on a clear stand in a museum case. Dimensions: 13.3 × 13.2 × 3 cm. It is part of the Silver Treasure from Paternò, Sicily, a hoard discovered in 1909, consisting of tableware and toiletries. Dated 4th-3rd century BC.
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