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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna be fascinating watching a former American hierarchical figure on trial at The Hague.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Make America Great Depression Again
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot of empty seats at the NFL games. The stock market facade is the only thing stopping the collective recognition of a full blown economic depression.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time.
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E.T. and Elliot Hug
ALT: E.T. and Elliot Hug
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In terms of abject failure as an ethos, this is about as on the nose as it gets.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey what’s that big company do that’s owned by richest guy in the world? The one that bought the Trump campaign?
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 03/09/2026
your emails and meeting notes ARE YOUR JOB. let a machine do it and you're showing your bosses that you are very replaceable, not because of AI, but because you're a huge dipshit
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is where I post from
Pee Wee’s kitchen
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CNN @cnn.com · 20/08/2026
CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My Criterion closet picks (if I only had 4). These might be the most influential 4 films to my adult self.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
LOL 1: the affordability crisis IS economic meltdown. Already here. 2: The opposite of Hoover is FDR, and that’s socialism buddy. So yeah.
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Columbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Film fans might want to take a little road trip this weekend: columbusunderground.com/dutch-tilt-f...
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Dutch Tilt Film Fest Shows Off Holland Theatre and Ohio Filmmakers - Columbus Underground
Bellefontaine’s Holland Theatre, with a legacy dating back to 1931, reopened in 2019 after 21 quiet years. Rolling renovations and improvements have returned the historic performing arts and film thea...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lloyd Cobbler
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All I wanna do, is have some fun.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VAR
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shouting this again. Not enough to get a W today, but they needed him against real competition in this tournament.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Targeted
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USMNT
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In addition to these obvious 2, I would argue ‘Do the Right Thing” and “Days of Heaven”
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
These midfielders are in no way better than Aidan Morris. Not sure what happened there.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The overuse of autotune in the new Strokes album is a super bummer.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One Battle After Not Another Teen Movie
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Guy had Tom Wilkinson as a mafia don. He clearly has some sort of Anglican complex.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sleepy Joke Trump
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 22/04/2026
a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord”
close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.”
the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Iran and US hate these ships!
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a man in a white uniform is standing in front of a machine that says premium on it .
ALT: a man in a white uniform is standing in front of a machine that says premium on it .
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Wow they actually found the spine to say the quiet thing out loud.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Midnight beer Run Oceans 13 donuts The Princess and the Frog Legs
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjH...
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Tim Heidecker and Steve Brule Pronounce Names
YouTube video by Hello Bozo
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Always holding out hope that it will one day be Marie Tharp, but it’s probably Edward Jones or Norman Vincent Peale.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know things are negative right now, but there’s a really inspiring movie in theaters starting today about a woman who worked up from being Jeffrey Epstein’s employee to being his best friend’s wife.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
youtu.be
Wide Awake
YouTube video by Audioslave - Topic
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Martin Luther King Jr. understood better than almost anyone that racial justice and economic justice are inextricably intertwined. Watch his powerful call to end poverty from his final Sunday Sermon.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The same people who yesterday were dismissive of when the Capitol police got the shit kicked out of them by a bloodthirsty mob are today claiming a bunch of unharmed ICE goons were in mortal danger from one woman.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think “I believe in small government” has never been more nakedly exposed as simple prejudice towards poor people as it is today
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Without me, my kids would have no idea which actors in the movie we're watching are dead
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/12/2025
if you need AI to do your powerpoints or write your emails you shouldnt be in your job. those things ARE your job.
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Mediaite @mediaite.com · 17/11/2025
‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family
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‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family
"60 Minutes" reported President Trump pardoned the founder of the Binance cryptocurrency exchange after he "enriched" the Trump family during its crypto push The post ‘This Is Corruption’: ’60 Minutes’ Reports Trump Pardoned Binance Boss After He ‘Enriched’ Crypto Business Tied to Trump Family first appeared on Mediaite.
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What are your top 5 movie genres?Mine are: -1970s lawless LA -meandering existential crises, possibly involving human clones -Jackie Chan is a fish out of water -just trying to get this show/film through production -this is our weird family now and we love each other more than anything
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Bro-oche by Cinco
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a man with gray hair is making a funny face .
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Lance Schmidt 📹🎥 @lancelotomy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Gonna miss watching Nagbe. Truly the Ohio ⚽️🐐.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Trump regime summed up
Trump stands smugly as a man has medical emergency behind him
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