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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 39m

none of the stories about this, nor the comments under these, have any curiosity about what the rationale was or how it was used

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 1h

they certainly do fearmonger about minors getting mastectomies. i can't say whether it's 50/50, but they talk about both when it comes to kids. as for adults...they basically never acknowledge transmasc guys.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 1h

they are hyperventilating about this and swearing blood oaths

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 1h

93-year old maverick gumshoe chuck grassley seems to have uncovered a dastardly plot to obtain publicly-available fec disclosures

Senate Judiciary Republicans @SenJudiciaryGOP

Chairman @ChuckGrassley reveals SHOCKING new whistleblower discovery in explosive memo today: Jack Smith & Biden DOJ obtained personal data for over HALF A MILLION Republican donors, voters and supporters.
At least 639,000 Americans' data was scooped up by Smith and his team.
"Smith and the Biden Justice Department collected incredibly invasive donor data - and voter data - beyond what could conceivably be necessary for Smith or his team to fulfill the Special Counsel's mandate."
Recently reviewed subpoena returns show Jack Smith's Special Counsel Office (SCO) and the Biden Justice Department obtained information for at least 639,000 Republican donors, voters and supporters. The earliest donor contribution captured dates back to
2005. The data included:
• Names;
• Dates of birth;
• Physical addresses (encompassing most states and U.S. territories, including the home states of every Judiciary Committee member);
• Email addresses;
• Whether the individual was a registered Republican;
• Individuals' congressional district and state legislature;
• Individuals' occupation and place of employment (sample occupations listed include janitor, doorman, pool tech, driver, logger, safety manager and retired);
Individuals' donation amount (as low as $1; generally, donation amounts were under $1,000);
• Individuals' credit card information (including last four digits of credit card numbers); and
• Donor analysis data (such as one-time versus recurring donations and the amount of the donation).
12:50 PM • Oct 14, 2026

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 2h

current vibe on facebook marketplace

Guillotine (hand made)
$200

Description
Hand made guillotine with salvaged wood from a local colonial home 43x26 (for show not for use) time is money. Make me an offer. Great for home decor or put it outside during this

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

"The Superintendent arrives on time, despite faulty directions. His concerns over smoke in the kitchen are assuaged with assurances that it is actually steam, a product of the bivalve mollusk steaming process, but something has changed. He is not served clams, but hamburgers."

Kevin Costner addressing the courtroom in JFK (1991)

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 3h

it’s the only way to contain his remains

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 3h

what the fuck is this dude doing with a handgun out in the country anyway? holding it sideways to pop a deer in the head?

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 4h

waiting until my crush opens their window, and then firing myself into their room at 65 mph

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 4h

here's one of those purposeful, angry men now. are you scared yet, libs?

Some bitch in a cowboy hat and a gun strapped to his upper chest, @getwesternn, captioned
Hard to explain
that driving 20 miles into town scares me more than riding 50 alone into the wilderness

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 23h

it me

30 Rock
Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 5h

“remember the alamo?” “not really”

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 9h

Always wet! No Survivors!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

when someone sees the bluesky logo on my phone and asks what it is

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Homer speaking happily. Text is altered from the original quote to say "it's a pornography website. I was buying pornography."

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 9h

he’ll win us over yet

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 14h

it’s ‘stop saying latinx’ all the way down

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22h

slowly, laws and regulations have eventually whittled hotel floorplans incredibly homogenous across this country. however, plastering every inch of the naked room in reflections wasn't laws and regulations, it was just convergent evolution because hotel architects are fucking hateful freaks

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23h

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Phil Collins leaning on his drum set like a badass

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

very interested in the fact that .horse is now a tld you can have

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/10/2026

since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

might fuck around and get a custom domain

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Evelyn Lamb @evelynjlamb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'll be on Jeopardy today! It filmed at a really hectic time in my life and I barely remember it, so it'll be fun to watch and see what happened. :) Find out where to watch: www.jeopardy.com/watch Or watch it the next day on Peacock or Hulu.

A picture of me and Ken Jennings on the Jeopardy stage.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

oh snap, did he do something new? i hate that fucking guy

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

trying to figure out whether rob lowe got cancelled for something and i just hadn’t heard about it

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

when only half the couple is into extreme sports

On set photo of Star Trek Deep Space Nine showing Odo and Garak. The Odo makeup on René Auberjonois is all dry and blistered, like he was overcooked. Andrew Robinson is immaculate, and they are tenderly holding hands.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

i believe that that’s a common misunderstanding—the AR does stand for “automatic rifle” but the “15” is because it holds 15 bullets. (trust me, i learned all about this in sunday school)

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 13/10/2026

one of my favorite projects to date: for Slate's 20 Years of 30 Rock package, I compiled *every* original song written over its seven seasons, from Jenna's shortest snippets to the full-length "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah." here's The 30 Rock Mixtape, all in one webpage: slate.com/culture/2026...

slate.com

30 Rock’s Unsung Secret Weapon

The crackling parodies, covers, and jingles that made up the music of 30 Rock.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

i’m still hoping to learn the answer to that question some day

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

i felt very spiritual as i was writing them

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

when they do it, it’s in a straight way. in admiration of virile masculine qualities—like the ancient greeks.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

nobody’s gonna fuck with ed. 7 feet tall, biker tats, giant scar going down his face. this guy *is* the violence.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

missed opportunity. we were almost a proper country, once.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

what doth it profit a man to gain the whole world and not really give a fuck?

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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"france isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the eiffel tower with my shitty bronco

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

additionally, MITM also quite ahead of other sitcoms from a visual perspective. it just looked so different from network sitcoms. not much single-camera stuff when it started!

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

i recognize the unscientific nature of this observation, and it's not like people don't ever do something similar in normal contexts, but there's an obsession with *innate characteristics of groups* that's so predominant there that it's unmistakable

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

none of this is new, or unique there, nor is it all discourse—but it’s so pervasive that it’s impossible to use the site without gradually wearing down the socio-psychological reflex many have worked to build up in civil society since WWII to treat people as individuals rather than tribes

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

migrants are “swarms,” “men want…”, “asians value…”, “college students now believe…”, intelligence “among ashkenazi jews is…”, etc. even the liberals there are operating inside those kinds of frames. “actually, central american immigrants are hard working!”

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026

when i periodically check in on what twitter has become, the thing i notice (aside from the ubiquitous slurs & hatred), is how much discussion there concerns people as groups rather than individuals. a fundamentally fascist framework for understanding the world, and not consigned only to the RWers.

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