Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 3hwould it shock you to learn that the “are you a socialist” quiz in newsweek is dumb as hell? 6294
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 9hit’s ok to find discourse over the ethics of the AI industry tedious. it’s fine to care more about technical questions. planting your flag after deliberating can be fine, to a degree. what’s 𝘯𝘰𝘵 fine is treating controversy or criticism of the industry as off-limits 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵. 1296
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 12hrepublicans love to appeal to minnesota by telling minnesotans how much they hate minnesota 1160
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 22hwhat if you proposed with the honey nut cheerios protein 8 carat gold ring? 5245
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 15/10/202693-year old maverick gumshoe chuck grassley seems to have uncovered a dastardly plot to obtain publicly-available fec disclosures 5308
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 15/10/2026here's one of those purposeful, angry men now. are you scared yet, libs? 5380
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 13/10/2026when only half the couple is into extreme sports 1567
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 12/10/2026i’ve spent too many infuriating hours trying to get computers to do the things they are supposed to do to believe that they deserve to be “treated with dignity” 5383
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 09/10/2026yes, hello, i would like to be crushed by the giant gameboy please? 4473
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026“EMTs rushed to the scene of some extremely lame kids.” 6673
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026if i can’t figure out how to master this technology i’m going to be left behind 0554
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026here’s an artist’s rendering of the weekend you’re about to have 1350
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 08/10/2026surprise: john didn’t like my answer to this question and kept sprinkling in some dubious arguments and then rephrasing it 61202
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 07/10/2026this is merely the first film in the Dig Universe™ franchise 1240
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 07/10/2026great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol 3550768
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 07/10/2026happy 20th anniversary to Employee of the Month 11290
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 06/10/2026when he tries to make will jealous about troi and riker just gives him the “we fuck around” smirk 050
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 05/10/2026not a cell phone in sight,, just people living in the moment. 2755
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 05/10/2026when i am being struck by a divine thunderbolt of linguistic inspiration 3435
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 04/10/2026i’m not pushing you away, i’m pulling me towards myself 0522
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 04/10/2026friend of mine is visiting rome and shared with us that they’re selling sexy priest calendars there now. i guess this is the kind of stuff that happens when you make the pope an american. 12617
Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 03/10/2026now that season 4 of strange new worlds is in the books we have a full accounting of what movie every episode is, and i'm sure everyone will agree completely with these 3131