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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 19h
WE LIVE IN HELL
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Big Bird Sesame Street
ALT: Big Bird Sesame Street
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 18h
AI art is not of God. Sincerely the Pope. Send tweet.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delightful.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 smoove rock alarm 🚨
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Matter of fact, I'm baking scones and playing with swords anyway. Fuck it, we 'wall.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Jose @josendhelp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you seen Werner Herzog watching and discussing skate clips? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQLI...
youtube.com
Discussing Skateboarding with Filmmaker Werner Herzog
YouTube video by jenkemmag
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We nearly did it, Joe!
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Referring to The Browns vs The Steelers game as "The Poop-knife Bowl"
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My friends and family have kids and I'm watching those little fuckers grow and thrive despite everything going on. There are beautiful moments still happening in the world and they're worth fighting for.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 01/10/2026
penis
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First they came for the communists, Next they came for the trade unionists, The guest list at this orgy was pretty rad.
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oct 1st!
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOOD MORNING, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HAPPY APPLE CIDER SIMMERING ON THE STOVE ALL DAY SEASON!
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The "20 STEAKS FOR $39.99!" truck that parks out front of the Goodwill raised its price to $49.99. Inflation even got to the meat scam prices. It's bad out there, y'all.
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And still 100% of what lands in my feeds is about the basketball game instead of what Jack Smith reiterated about his findings.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
dino's bar and grill is a femboy hooters now
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point it's starting to feel like if you were in a fraternity I have to just assume you're a rapist or are willing to be friends with rapists.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now mister Smith, is it true that Selfperjurersayswhat?
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
acab includes fraternities
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Lawrence Culver @lawrencecphd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes art DOES imitate life The US federal government’s AI website using “Boomer falls on butt due to lawnchair collapse” as an error image effectively summarizes our civilizational collapse, does it not?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith defending his investigation into Trump in the Senate, with a speech bubble indicating that maybe he said the quote skeet.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How'd you like to Repub-lick my balls, Mister President?
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pope Leo the current one with a speech bubble as if saying the sub skeet below it
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the original swedish "ropes" formula
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I rarely eat citrus but when I do I tend to make up little stories about the sultan with the fantastical tangerine turban.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
the thing about turning the ocean to blood is that it turns the fish into the kind of things that know how to thrive in blood
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY POINT IN HISTORY WHERE IT HAS BEEN IN THE BEST INTEREST OF WOMEN TO DEPEND UPON THE BENEVOLENCE OF MEN
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the culture.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Made a crucial update to a sacred meme
President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
Get you a Werewolf girlfriend who's
Fat Balls STINK up the house
3:13 PM • 3/29/22 • The White House
26.8K Retweets 7,700 Quote Tweets 224K Likes
企
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI *themed* cocktails? Cowards. Let the AI make the cocktail recipes.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI *themed* cocktails? Cowards. Let the AI make the cocktail recipes.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The enshitification of bluesky (me joining bluesky)
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I, a useless person, have invented an artificial intelligence capable of replacing me. Please give me billions of dollars.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
It’s a got damn honor to have lived long enough to have a colonoscopy
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to go to there.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You gotta respect his commitment to the idea that a heartbeat is the only important thing.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so fuckin ready.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you Microsoft for creating an illiterate fuckwit to make suggestions for me to ignore while I'm trying to work.
Microsoft Co-pilot suggesting I complete a cell in Excel with an absolutely incoherent string of gibberish, suggesting even more gibberish for the cells below.
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whomst among us doesn't think this at least once a day?
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I walked down the aisle to my Wife to Florida-Georgia Line’s 2012 hit single ‘Cruise’ (Feminist)
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got a notice from the United Healthcare owned pharmacy benefits management company (OptumRX) that I need to switch to the United Healthcare owned pharmacy (Walgreens) or they won't fully cover my prescriptions. All of this should be illegal.
Notice from Optum RX and Walgreens PLAN NOTICE: Act soon

Your grace fills are running out

To help you save, your plan offers a choice for where to get the medication you take regularly. But to receive full coverage, you need to switch soon, or you could pay more.
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
There is a dog I sometimes take for a walk and turn loose in a field, when I can’t give her the freedom I feel in debt. I hope God thinks like that and is keeping track of all the bliss He owes me. {Rabia of Basra}
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Antifascist Militant @antifasictmilatant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's called Agentic AI
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