Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 5hJust had a beautiful memory speak to me from the distant past: Rey Ordóñez 010
Reposted by Arctic GiantessAdrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 02/10/2026one post i will think of until my final day on earth: 1202
Reposted by Arctic Giantess𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 02/10/2026I think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore 440061
Reposted by Arctic Giantessphylan @phylan.website · 11hthe list of things that would not be enough to make me root for the Dodgers is so long and full of various hostage scenarios and exotic alterations to the laws of physics that it's kind of anticlimactic that "playing the Braves" will do it 1354
Reposted by Arctic GiantessViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10hJust saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up 936740
Reposted by Arctic GiantessGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10hNobody was doing it like him 3036737
Reposted by Arctic GiantessKris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 02/10/2026For my European friends, American healthcare in a nutshell: You pay money every month To still pay a bunch of money to doctor Until you’ve paid enough money Then maybe everything is covered (probably not tho) Employers get massive tax breaks for it Everyone hates it Paperwork fucking everywhere 121041
Reposted by Arctic GiantessK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New issue of @theonion.com leading off pretty dark today 014010
Reposted by Arctic Giantessfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I spent far too much time and money in my late twenties and early thirties making sure I could accommodate guests before realising I really don't like having people in my house 1146618
Reposted by Arctic Giantesskaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it 231673616
Reposted by Arctic Giantessʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ 𝟏𝟎/𝟒 @maybecam.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026So just a bra? 58419
Reposted by Arctic GiantessJason Coskrey @jcoskrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English." -- Japanese philosopher and first baseman Munetaka Murakami. 15211
Reposted by Arctic GiantessPizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Never seen an episode of jeopardy. I hear it's good 2302
Reposted by Arctic Giantessskoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026breaking 1990s brains with the knowledge that chuck will evolve into the most consistently righteous pundit 117320
Reposted by Arctic Giantessmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990941671
Reposted by Arctic GiantessDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14297981639
Reposted by Arctic GiantessThe Haunted Oaf 👻 @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sitting down for Primetime (2026). Time to find out what Deion Sanders was really like. 031
Reposted by Arctic GiantessHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here's the one weird trick they don't tell you: you can kind of treat your body like a party van as long as you wear sunscreen and still come out ahead 31007
Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reciting the Nicene Creed while drunk at a bar really freaks people out. Bonus points if you roll your eyes way back in your head 010
Reposted by Arctic GiantessThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rattheguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 1091088233
Reposted by Arctic GiantessSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blue Velvet (1986, Dir. David Lynch) 1143
Reposted by Arctic GiantessTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/09/2026nobody in the 21st Century is the first person to have an idea, you don't need to rush to the replies to let them know for sure. we just out here having fun and riffing could you please consider having a relax 4413
Reposted by Arctic GiantessGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah I grew up listening to jazz 431653
Reposted by Arctic GiantessGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189435401
Reposted by Arctic GiantessJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A little disheartening that Nic Cage of all people is being too low key here www.avclub.com/madden-2026-...avclub.comNicolas Cage's John Madden sees the future of football in new Madden trailerNicolas Cage's John Madden sees the future of football in new Madden trailer 10331
Reposted by Arctic GiantessHollywood Hill @hollywood-hill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Make a band MAGA Reel Big Fash 042
Reposted by Arctic GiantessKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just lectured about the WPA this morning and it is absolutely a model we need to bring back, for this purpose and others too. 511362234
Reposted by Arctic Giantessassbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son 191470169
Reposted by Arctic Giantessfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love the smell of library books - I borrow several every two weeks just to smell them - the librarian thinks I'm an avid reader and I have to give vague answers when she talks about the plots etc of the books I'm returning. 151616
Reposted by Arctic Giantessdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm 554202713
Reposted by Arctic Giantessgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems. 34553125
Reposted by Arctic GiantessKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin. 1603906188
Reposted by Arctic Giantessthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823744518
Reposted by Arctic GiantessKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can’t explain soft power to these people because they think it sounds like something for pussies and tune out 014624
Reposted by Arctic Giantess🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck you but tell the horse you rode in on that it was really nice to see him again 117639
Reposted by Arctic GiantessDeerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌 251514364
Reposted by Arctic Giantessbrad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026idea 1201
Reposted by Arctic Giantessalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they should invent a goldfish cracker that cures cancer and is also a rich source of nicotine 1817021
Reposted by Arctic GiantessRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702509610
Reposted by Arctic Giantesswhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m doing a tour of the glue factory tomorrow. I get to use the special entrance that has a bunch of ramps that don’t let you see around the corner so it’s a surprise 😃💭 1818
Reposted by Arctic GiantessTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/11/2024Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone 8626122
