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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 10h
These people have literally never experienced humanity in a normal and relatable way
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 11h
is toucan sam a twink
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
give that damn fruity toucan a huge motherfucking rack
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
i think we need to give the trix rabbit a huge rack. i think we need to give the lucky charms leprechaun a huge rack. i think we need to give captain crunch a huge rack. we need to give those cinnamon toast crunch freaks huge freaking racks
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11h
peepee mcpooperson
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 20h
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20h
it's worse than you could ever imagine and worse than you'll ever know
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Horse with Glasses
Alt: Horse with Glasses
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20h
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ran over that liberty biberty thing with my car today. It made a kind of sproing sound and exploded in a cloud of discontinued foreign currency and arcade tokens
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 15h
I wish I had not learned about this
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✨Franky✨ @franky.franklinstower.online · 15h
three stages of frank
a grey and white cat draped over a large leather walleta grey and white cat laying on a 3/4 position with her belly up. she’s looking at the camera.a grey and white cat sleeping on a book and ps5 controller
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 11h
Day three baybee 😎
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 11h
Damn Rolling Stone Sorry some of us are big ol’ nerds who have listened to nothing but podcasts & the song “My Uncle Got a Hot Tub” by Wolves of Glendale on repeat for several months now
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
Locktober? no thanks. i only care about the mysteries of the loch ness monster during Lochtober
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 29/09/2026
Like there is an interesting field here that I was really enchanted by as a life long lover of algorithms and random number generators, but it fell into the hands of people who saw it as a way to avoid accountability for doing what they wanted to do anyways, which was kill humanity
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21h
tfw my parrot completes the requisite questline for the Jarl of the Skyrim city that is made entirely of plastic: Polly, you’re a Thane.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 16h
who wants to help me beat Liberty Bibberty to death with a tire iron
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 16h
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 16h
salty and i did a movie podcast!
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Watch by Faith: Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut) | The Flock
Introducing new host, Salty! The Flock discusses Ridley Scott's uneven epic, Kingdom of Heaven. Topics covered include how Outremer was Ame
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 16h
looking into the sunset from thirty nine thousand feet
picture of a beautiful red, orange, yellow, blue sunset with a mountain in the middle. juni doesnt know exactly which mountain, but its north of the plane when It was east of San Francisco
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 16h
Boosting in light of the discourse surrounding Cornell University.
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harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024
if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms
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nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't care what negative consequences happen to rapists or their apologists
The Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and speaking that's become a meme
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 19h
New power stance just dropped It’s called Help my leg is fucking broken
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 21h
her name is brit [redacted]
fight club scene where they're all saying "his name is robert paulson"
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 19h
Really need unemployment to hurry up and tell me if my claim is approved or not already cause I have $57 to my name & all of my bills are due on Thursday 🫠
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only time I'm Choosin' Texas is when asked which state's senator is the Zodiac Killer
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026
it's all this guys fault
vintage illustration of a guy with a floppy's disc for a hard, the old rainbow Apple logo on his tie, several small desktop computers dangling from his belt holding a fanfold printout
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Your honor, I really need some time to go outside and play on the jungle gym Yes, I'm requesting a recess
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lou-ellen (fear and louthing) @louceph.com · 24/09/2026
Hi! I'm an illustrator and i really need work, i can draw anything your sweet heart desires <3 im so sweet and lovely and merketable! please hire me!
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Jacob Griffin ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @jacobtransman.bsky.social · 22h
Hey! Michael Tracey is desperately trying to dox a rape victim. If you have thoughts on that you might like to share them with him so I have thoughtfully included the details that would allow you to reach him. And, in an act of generosity, you could share this info with all your friends.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 21h
reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i hate this sick fuck and i want to kick him into traffic
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The Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21h
I shot Liberty Bibberty then I cooked and ate him
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Amy Bradstreet @onbradstreetfarm.bsky.social · 21h
My sparrow for this week’s #OliveArtClub. #noAI
A sparrow eating a crumb of food on granite cobblestone painted in pastels.
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 22h
It's not doxxing because it's inarguably newsworthy. The people are free to direct their speech to where it's most effective: right at his doorstep.
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 22h
i hope the silly people on my phone have been doing ok. hi silly people on my phone. feeding you small fruits and nuts from the palm of my hand
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22h
Btw if you read this and immediately thought “well not all men”… pause for a second. The men I trust are the ones who read what I just wrote and choose to listen, to empathize, to ask questions to better understand. They know they are not the men I am angry about and they don’t need say so.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 22h
People who find the time to complain about 'misandry' right now after hearing about a woman being drugged and gang-raped by a group of men are really fucking unable to read the fucking room huh 'how can we make this about leftist men's feelings' fucking priorities bro
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 22h
The fact that a ton of racist as hell Republicans are coming out to say they’re gonna vote for El-Sayed sure does seem to throw a wrench into establishment dems plan of moving right on all their policies to court right wing voters since it seems like being a lefty is what actually works to get them
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hellraiser (1987) Japanese Poster.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 29/09/2026
i'm literally begging any company rn to just make a good product and sell it on the fucking market
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