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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌plainoldchair @plainoldchair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ran over that liberty biberty thing with my car today. It made a kind of sproing sound and exploded in a cloud of discontinued foreign currency and arcade tokens 052
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 11hDamn Rolling Stone Sorry some of us are big ol’ nerds who have listened to nothing but podcasts & the song “My Uncle Got a Hot Tub” by Wolves of Glendale on repeat for several months now 230
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 29/09/2026Like there is an interesting field here that I was really enchanted by as a life long lover of algorithms and random number generators, but it fell into the hands of people who saw it as a way to avoid accountability for doing what they wanted to do anyways, which was kill humanity 1302
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌The Onion @theonion.com · 23hNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a… 2098481
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 16hGod I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news. 41563206
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 16hBoosting in light of the discourse surrounding Cornell University. 111863
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms 0254
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't care what negative consequences happen to rapists or their apologists 16320
Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 19hNew power stance just dropped It’s called Help my leg is fucking broken 380
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Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 19hReally need unemployment to hurry up and tell me if my claim is approved or not already cause I have $57 to my name & all of my bills are due on Thursday 🫠 210
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7978761394
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only time I'm Choosin' Texas is when asked which state's senator is the Zodiac Killer 19511
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Jacob Griffin ✡️ 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 @jacobtransman.bsky.social · 22hHey! Michael Tracey is desperately trying to dox a rape victim. If you have thoughts on that you might like to share them with him so I have thoughtfully included the details that would allow you to reach him. And, in an act of generosity, you could share this info with all your friends. 02310
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i hate this sick fuck and i want to kick him into traffic 823820
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Amy Bradstreet @onbradstreetfarm.bsky.social · 21hMy sparrow for this week’s #OliveArtClub. #noAI 0403
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 22hIt's not doxxing because it's inarguably newsworthy. The people are free to direct their speech to where it's most effective: right at his doorstep. 37110
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 302165363
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22hBtw if you read this and immediately thought “well not all men”… pause for a second. The men I trust are the ones who read what I just wrote and choose to listen, to empathize, to ask questions to better understand. They know they are not the men I am angry about and they don’t need say so. 202120172
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 747277235748
Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 22hPeople who find the time to complain about 'misandry' right now after hearing about a woman being drugged and gang-raped by a group of men are really fucking unable to read the fucking room huh 'how can we make this about leftist men's feelings' fucking priorities bro 2193
Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 22hThe fact that a ton of racist as hell Republicans are coming out to say they’re gonna vote for El-Sayed sure does seem to throw a wrench into establishment dems plan of moving right on all their policies to court right wing voters since it seems like being a lefty is what actually works to get them 030
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Reposted by Cryptid Facts Dealer 🐌morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 29/09/2026i'm literally begging any company rn to just make a good product and sell it on the fucking market 127910