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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 8h
Most TV is just this now.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 3h
I'm no legal expert. Is it common for the judge to presume guilt like this? Also, why are the kids in foster care and not with the father?
You cannot make this up. It says she went on a cruise and left her children home alone,” Judge Mindy Glazer said during the hearing. “These poor kids, four of them, were home alone for three days. ... I’m just grateful nothing worse happened to these kids.”

Belizaire’s attorney said she denies the allegations.

“Of course she does,” Glazer replied. “One baby, the baby was born in July of this year. Who leaves a baby alone like that?”

Authorities said the children are safe and in foster care.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 4h
Police did not identify the parents, and no criminal charges had been filed by Tuesday afternoon.

One of the parents is a law enforcement officer in a neighboring jurisdiction, Bialy said. That was not the parent who was taken into custody, he said. He did not believe the weapon was a service weapon.Chief Wiggum eating cake next to a dejected Bart Simpson.
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Now, where did I put my gun?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13h
if it's not one thing, it's another
RFK Jr says Tammy Craps dolls "don't smell like farts no more, once again" following FDA recall reversal
This article is more than 2 months old
The deodorizing poison once used to kill the fart smell had been recalled after reports that people up to 160 pounds were also feeling as if they'd smoked five Macanudos
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 8h
The Custom Oregon Plate SICFUX was previously available, but is now restricted and not available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SICFUX
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "SICFUX".
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 16h
ask your doctor about ghosts
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 15h
Primetime is now in theaters from A24.
Eyes that have seen some things.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 14h
A little unexpected shake-up in Tacoma today! During today’s 4.2 magnitude earthquake, some of our aquarium animals were briefly startled, but everyone is safe and doing well. Most guests and staff didn’t feel the earthquake at all.
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pebbles @pebbles.gay · 16h
delete this his parents sold the place in 2022, your giving ppl the wrong address: www.nj.com/bergen/2022/...
Date: Sep 2022 - Present 
Name: Sign in to view 
Owned For: 4 years
Owner Type: Unknown

Date: Sep 1992 - Sep 2022
Name: Tracey Michael and Tracey Judy 
Owned For: 30 Years
Owner Type: Private Individual
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 17h
Some of you are following this genocide denier btw
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 19h
This is a good article and third way does not come out of this looking good.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 20h
Fucked vibes at the Costco. Higher levels of Hitler particles than usual.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I came across an oldie where I was quoted by a 78k follower account who disagreed with me and two things happened: they barely got any numbers from it and Biden's replacement outperformed his own internal polling.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The firearm was equipped with a switch that allowed it to fire multiple rounds with one pull of the trigger. Washington allegedly fired three rounds, leaving bullet holes in parts of the couch and car seat, prosecutors said.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to be interviewing these slugs on the crest of a colossal blue wave and pretend like they're voter-whisperers.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a very cool website. You gotta respect the people still hanging out there.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm booing and hissing. Throwing trash at my phone right now.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes it was worth it
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They cited nobody, and I wondered what kind of a monstrous sociopath would welcome this. Folks,
While the Trump administration is framing the policy as “accountability” for higher education, and _some are welcoming the move_, others see it as an attack on those whose work is important regardless of salary. Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
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This seems like a reasonable idea with precedent from
Obama's education department.
The government shouldn't be in the business of encouraging
people to take loans they won't be able to repay.
(IN The New Republic © @newrepublic • 18h
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don't make
enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social
work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit
the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If anyone needs an example of how fucking weird the United States really is, here are some photos from a traveling show that sets up in school gyms and public places around the country that is just pictures of dead troops.
The gym of a community college with displays set up that have photos of military people who've died since 2000Trailer where they drive around with all the displays
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Lisa Fagin Davis @lisafdavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not necessary to use generative AI to create images of the #Voynich Manuscript, so why do people continue to do it? There is so much wrong in this online image. Neither of the pages shown here is actually from the manuscript. The verso is labeled "r" ("recto") & the language is not Voynichese.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abundance!
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of great performances in Primetime. Bokeem Woodbine's was a lot of fun.
Bokeem Woodbine as a police officer in Primetime (2026). He's angrily loading a magazine into a desert eagle.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You figure there's at least a million guys in this country just hitting the "me" button over and over their whole lives and most of them end up dead or in jail.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In addition to ads for Kalshi and Neutrogena, Tubi is now running genocide propaganda, without disclosing the ad buyers, against "NAZA":
Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with Yuval looking into an mpty box labeled "FACTS" and the words "HARD EVIDENCE" [<-second word crossed out] YOU MIGHT NOT FIND ANY"Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with "Gaza" "Other Urban Fighting" "COMPARE?" [striked out]Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with
AI ASSISTANCE
COULD IT HELP MINIMIZE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES?
LEAVE THAT OUT.Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring an (AI?) cartoon of an audience of smug bow-tied seals clapping, implying these are NAZA viewers as opposed to Zionists fed a diet of indoctrination from birth through death
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sitting down for Primetime (2026). Time to find out what Deion Sanders was really like.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Washingtonians! You can adopt a storm drain! You can name the storm drain! You can report how much crud you dig out of it! wa.adopt-a-drain.org
wa.adopt-a-drain.org
Adopt-a-Drain
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all know a real "kill switch" exists for this problem but no one is allowed to talk about it.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you’re either listening to music with me or you’re listening to music against me
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chicken of Vermont  
‪@vermontchicken.bsky.social‬  
Joined Nov ’24  
If you quote post because you can't reply because you don't follow me AND you do not boop the heart and/or repost, I WILL detach.  
8:22 AM · Apr 18, 2026  Some people can reply  
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1  8The architect from the matrix reloaded. 
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There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept
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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm Choosin' Breakfast
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp. It played on my PC but when we sat down to watch it on the Roku it failed to play. Time to read a bunch of surly Reddit replies about settings and file formats.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Checking in on Reddit.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What turned me from a daily gamer to a guy who has like three hours of gameplay on Steam per year was being poor in my 20's and not wanting to drop $500 on a PS3. I wonder how many people will do the same with component prices.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From the verdant pastures of Miami, Florida, we bring you Miami Beef. Your source for a wide variety of prepackaged proteins.
A grocery display for beef tallow by the Miami Beef company.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a beautiful sight, but it'd be nice if I wasn't waking up when the sky still looks like this.
Backyard view of the night sky. Silvery streaks of clouds are lit up by the bright moon behind them.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, and Brother Theodore in The Burbs (1989). Tom is choking on a Sardine and Bruce is putting his hand on Theodore's shoulder.

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About a nine on the tension scale, Reub.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got my paper in the mail today. I plan to save it for the morning grandpa style. Flannel shirt, hot cup of Joe, looking down through my reading glasses.
Onion newspaper on a table.
Headline reads Trump drops bombshell evidence Biden actively campaigned against him.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw this in the theater as a teen. An incredible experience.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tensions were high on this site. Can't deny it.
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