iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 3h

shoot your shot king

Big pickup with vanity plate reading Jolie1. On the tailgate is two portraits of Angelina Jolie and lettering that reads "If you're Angelina Jolie-I'm available." The back window has a decal that reads "Don't blame me I voted for Angelina Jolie"

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18h

come and take it

smallmouthmessiah posted this on IG. It shows a big blue pickup truck with a graphic wrap on the tailgate. It shows an American flag that’s being pulled open like a butthole by row hands and inside that hole is a large mouth bass and a lake

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 3h

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 9h

What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 8h

Heard someone suggest a reason that kids drink and do drugs less these days is because so many more are properly medicated for Adhd and autism and it's been stuck in my head since

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Charlie defending himself to Willy Wonka during the background check:

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Wresting Trans-Face @oxmounter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

now i lay me down to sleep i'll catch that bird who goes meep meep if i die before i wake, acme co has sent a fake

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 10/10/2026

get their asses nic

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can't stop crying all of a sudden. Annoying

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it’s what the People WANT

3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2:
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”

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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

[just a whisper] excommunicate vance excommunicate vance [several murmurs together] excommunicate vance excommunicate vance [en masse] Excommunicate Vance! Excommunicate VANCE [massed bellowing, stamping, banging desks] EXCOMMUNICATE VANCE!!! EXCOMMUNICATE VANCE!!! [total uproar, bullets in the air]

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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You’re listening to BBC 6 Music; it’s half-past the hour; time for your hourly “ADHD and autism don’t exist” bulletin

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The actors in this picture are probably dead now

The famous Oscars selfie tweet of Ellen and all those actors that are probably dead now

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

also Mule Variations and Bone Machine are just incredible albums

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That's good. I'm sure it must be helpful. The more eyes there are out there,* the better *bit weird-sounding but you know what I mean

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The amount of people who just casually walked past. Can't understand it. His human wants to talk to me and has passed her number to the vet for me to contact her, so I'll do that in a couple of days. I feel so bad for her. Losing Jackpots was awful but at least we were able to prepare for it.

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The vet I took him to has found the owner and let her know they have him.

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Started my weekend by finding a dead cat in the street, how about you?

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everyone is somehow getting twelver

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy“ is an endorsement of bottoming to crazy

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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The thing that pisses me off about about this is that loads of the people employed in the arts and entertainment and crucial to its success are unseen workers in jobs that are considered trade when they're not in services of the arts

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Richard Kemp @richardmskemp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Come back to this tweet by @summerray.bsky.social every Halloween. Still makes me laugh.

Tweet from Summer Ray that says:

You: Hallowe'en.

Me, an intellectual: Hålłôw`e'eñ.

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

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Peter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A shadowy network of hedgehogs and owls, operating at the highest levels of the British establishment.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

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Kristy B @easterparkgazebo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not to repeat myself but holy god diazepam is fucking great

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 08/10/2026

YOU: Reddit is a cesspool. It's terrible, filled with people who are there just to fight, has harbored right-wing groups and the AI stuff! THE AI STUFF! ME: All true, and yet...

A thread from /r/birdwatching

OP: Saw one today. saw bird. outside.

COMMENTER: Is there a photo?

OP: no. flew away

ANOTHER COMMENTER: happens

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026

everything is so stupid

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Again he’s really losing it with the AI stuff now

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term,
"Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
2 ReTruths 9 Likes
10/8/26, 12:14 PM

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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ChatGPT reads to my child. Grok tastes all my food. I pay £200 a day for a team of agentic AIs to play video games and summarise movies for me. Claude is fucking my wife

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've stumbled across AI's plan. They're going to make us into pâté.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Father’s Old Blue Cardigan by Anne Carson

Now it hangs on the back of the kitchen chair

where I always sit, as it did

on the back of the kitchen chair where he always sat.

I put it on whenever I come in,

as he did, stamping

the snow from his boots.

I put it on and sit in the dark.

He would not have done this.

Coldness comes paring down from the moonbone in the sky.

His laws were a secret.

But I remember the moment at which I knew

he was going mad inside his laws.

He was standing at the turn of the driveway when I arrived.

He had on the blue cardigan with the buttons done up all the way to the top.

Not only because it was a hot July afternoon

but the look on his face --

as a small child who has been dressed by some aunt early in the morning

for a long trip

on cold trains and windy platforms

will sit very straight at the edge of his seat

while the shadows like long fingers

over the haystacks that sweep past

keep shocking him

because he is riding backwards.

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Prof Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A record-breaking UK summer may be shifting climate attitudes. 62% now say extreme heat is the most pressing climate impact, up from 36% in October 2024. Concern about wildfires has soared from 13% to 47%. But still little change in behaviour… theconversation.com/did-the-hot-...

theconversation.com

Did the hot summer make more people worry about climate change? Here’s what the latest indications show

Around 65% of the British public are now concerned about climate change.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Some people have just marinated themselves in a mad milieu, and are in for a shock when they actually come into contact with the actual public.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 08/10/2026

also, you can be on the phone or you can be on the internet, but not both at the same time

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

NYT: Mr. Trump may have been extending an invite to his audience to view the “Rocky Horror Picture Show”

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