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Kristy B

@easterparkgazebo.bsky.social
922 followers 3.1K following 1.6K posts

Twin Peaks, Long Covid, tarot, bipolar, Buffy, wrestling, cats (sometimes wrestling cats). I correct people for money.

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Rev Darren Jalland @oldmacharrev.bsky.social · 4h
I'm worried I may have eaten something a bit dodgy. Can everyone else see this post, or am I hallucinating?
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 7h
On this day in 1993, The Afghan Whigs released ‘Gentlemen,’ the album that turned heartbreak, obsession and bad behaviour into bruising soul-rock. More than 30 years later, it remains the band’s defining record.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 6h
No matter how weird you think they are, they are even weirder than that
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 7h
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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is almost certainly true, and the UK fails women refugees in multiple ways, including by refusing safe routes to come here, wrongly rejecting asylum claims, barring family reunion & not recognising trafficking victims promptly or at all. If only Mahmood had the power to do something about this
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Nearly all women arriving on small boats have been raped, says Shabana Mahmood
Home secretary warns people traffickers will exploit asylum seekers because they decide who comes to the UK
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Georgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 12h
It isn't helpful to just finger-wag at people who had no other choice but to go private (or use Right To Choose) for many reasons, but *especially* not when the alternative would have got them exactly the same standard of assessment!
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Georgia Harper @mindtheflap.bsky.social · 12h
I wish more reporting on private ADHD/autism assessment providers mentioned that many NHS pathways - as in, the default local not-Right-To-Choose ones - are outsourced to those same providers. If there are quality concerns, the Government should be investing in high-quality NHS pathways.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 12h
thought “this sounds like a Jonathan Richman song being born” until I noticed who was posting it
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 17h
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Jade Monster @feleochadan.bsky.social · 17h
This one is one of my favorites
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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 17h
One for Champions League fans:
Michael Keshani @MichaelKeshani tweets in 2022:
“Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance”
Mr. Ancelotti:”
They then quote-tweet MR.BREAD @dril from 2015:
“all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this”
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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 16h
oh, and a brilliant one from 2025
A cinema board read:
Gladiator 2
Paddington 3

User Geoff norcott quotes with: 'Massive away win for the little fella'
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 13h
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 12h
Shamelessly using this to plug my own work
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20h
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me receiving a text: I cannot possibly be expected to respond to this in under three days or perhaps ten me sending a text: having not received a response in five minutes the only logical conclusion is that this person hates me and wishes I would die in a fire
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's been a lot of talk over the years about Vince as some sort of wrestling genius when his only real talent was convincing people he was underpaying that he's their dad
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 04/10/2026
Hypothetically, would it inappropriate at this point to speculate as to if Vince McMahon has blackmail material on John Cena? I'm speaking 100% hypothetically.
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It might be fun to watch them squirm at the ridiculous identity politics that they’ve unleashed on themselves but ultimately it legitimises a debate that shouldn’t even be considered. The modern discourses in UK politics just feel like endless downward spirals
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe the debate around racism in this country has got to such an awful, primitive level that hard right politicians are having to earnestly discuss whether they’re actually English or not because they’re not white.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Youre allowed to smoke. Its just telling you that Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
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Old man Griffin @oldhuman2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"English" is a social construct not a genetic reality. So the question is bollocks genetically. We are left with a racist construction.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Chris Taylor @christaylornyc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s just try getting through the next 20, shall we bsky.app/profile/404m...
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why you can’t trust Grok - or any other LLM which basically tells you what you want to hear and amplifies online echo chambers
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 04/10/2026
i am sorry to say i am a proponent of it getting dark at 5pm. i do *not* want to live in a world where every fucking day lasts until 9pm. summer is a slog as it is, i don't want it to feel like it's never ending ( i have reverse SAD)
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Battle of Cable Street became the defining moment in the history of British antifascism. It also changed the law; Parliament passed the Public Order Act 1936, which included a ban on wearing political uniforms in public. We should remember, thank & salute every one of those early anti-fascists.
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jewish families stood alongside Irish dockers, trade unionists and neighbours from the East End. More than 100,000 people filled the streets. On Cable Street they built barricades from timber, paving and an overturned lorry. The police gave up and ordered Mosley to march his men out of the area.
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ninety years ago today, Oswald Mosley tried to march his Blackshirts through the Jewish East End. He had thousands of uniformed fascists behind him and 6,000 police trying to clear the way but the people of the East End got there first.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly how is this man still alive
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK yeah in fairness this is incredible content.
HERE FARAGE ARGVES WITH BIN
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 04/10/2026
What's fascinating here is that both know exactly what they're doing and which side they would find themselves on regarding fascism and yet the Guardian still falls for the idea they represent two sides of the issue www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Jacob Rees-Mogg accuses Tucker Carlson of ‘verging on defending Hitler’
Former Tory minister defends UK decision to enter war in podcast with US rightwinger and Putin sympathiser
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mike Urbancic @urbancic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tired: we must think of the unborn children! wired: we must think of the unimaginably vast throngs of billions of years of unborn progeny! inspired: love thy neighbor as thyself
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there’s so much to unpack here.
Stacks of Dude Wipes. The packaging is black on the left and orange on the right. The left has a white toilet with a pumpkin sitting on it with the :o expression on its face. Lucky for us, it says “plant sourced fibers” on the packaging.

The scent…flavor…? is “DUMPKIN SPICE” and no, that is not a typo.

Some packets have a sticker that says “XL WIPES 99% WATER AND PLANT BASED INGREDIENTS” others claim these are flushable wipes.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLUSHABLE WIPE YOUR PLUMBER WILL HAUNT YOUR ACTUAL ASS DONT DO IT.
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wrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Arguably the greatest UK no3 written initially as an instrumental for a porn film produced by Philadelphian drag pageant host Flawless Sabrina, but later turned into a full blown song thanks to complications arising from a disagreement between the U.S. and Jamaica over the latter’s bauxite trade
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
listen. sometimes the entire purpose of a woman's life is to be used and discarded in service of A Man learning a very special lesson
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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harpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: is it related to my crimes
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026
Tonight on a very special episode of Only Men's Feelings Matter, 8/7 Central, only on NBC
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump: What policy that I support is still popular Advisor: Uhhhh daylight saving time
Trump: I don’t know about anyone else, but a table full of very distinguished people just told me that they HATE, immediately after a mandatory time change, going home at night – and it’s DARK. It’s depressing! One of the gentleman stated that, “I just hate going home in darkness.” It’s also, in Crime Ridden Blue States, a lot more dangerous to be walking home in the dark! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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