Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 2h"Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you- Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass, my ass!" 015739
Reposted by AndreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026I'm bipolar I haven't thought through a financial decision since 2006 0144
Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"Relax, Marge. I tied up all the loose ends before we left." "Hello! Hello! You have my pills! Hello! I'm cold, and there are wolves after me." 211414
Reposted by AndreBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights 393302307
Reposted by Andrepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4589771724
Reposted by AndreRob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Turns out these guys are real 66152294175
Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"We're doomed!" "It's times like this I wish I were a religious man." "It's all over, people!" 116637
Reposted by AndreJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This skinny cat came up to me at an outdoor restaurant and I gave him half a fish and now he’s following me around like an animal companion in a video game. 2160556
Reposted by AndreThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My man looks like Mr. Hated Worldwide 1014816
Reposted by AndrePhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Perubbc.comMan named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in PeruThe left-wing candidate won a narrow victory in a remote district in the Peruvian Andes, exit polls show. 67432111
Reposted by AndreT. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Hi…. Can i get one poison please?” 194017
Reposted by Andrejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026a livestreamed execution is just a lynching 285103542013
Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Sorry I'm late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes." "Well, then, you should have been early." 420032
Reposted by AndreFuturism @futurism.com · 06/10/2026Watch what you tell Claude.trib.alAnthropic Reports User to the PoliceA Florida woman is now facing a second-degree felony charge after telling Anthropic's AI chatbot Claude about her violent ideas. 94223
Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you." 21012267
Reposted by AndreJiggly. @jigglyashpuff.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Is Clifford the big red dog a Kaiju? 4176
Reposted by AndreLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Postmodern Cream Glazed Floor Vase on Lucite Stand 😃 IG: @salesbyhelen 2921019140
Reposted by Andrelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133132145
Reposted by AndreSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again?" "Going where?" 240949
Reposted by AndreMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 11096543688
Reposted by AndreJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ask your doctor about ghosts 14815
Reposted by AndreBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information 1294905571
Reposted by AndrePaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action. 71658
Reposted by AndreMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122542055
Reposted by AndreJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother” 101168164
Reposted by AndreJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation 2918473841
Reposted by AndrePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, I will shoot you in the face. I will shoot you dead in your fucking face. 828720
Reposted by AndreWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You won't believe how funny this is 3414
Reposted by Andreweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322533
Reposted by AndreThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*rolling dice at casino* Come on baby daddy needs a full tank of gas 31238
Reposted by AndreEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695743412
Reposted by AndreMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026If Long John Silvers got wings now then you can bet it's a few less seagulls living than before 2156
Reposted by AndreThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane. 13947146
Reposted by AndreManda Mash - She's a Graveyard Smash! @amandariffic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh Hayley. Does Guich Koock sound like a real person to you? Grow up, it's me. 0329
