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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I go through all this effort to tune my feed towards goofy little jokes, only to be reminded every 2 years that funny people can still be dumb as rocks
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Timeless... Elegant... Discreet...
a doodle of a woman with what looks like a cigarette in her mouth, leaning against a brick wall with the words "timeless... elegant... discreet... little poison dart guns that look like cigarettes. From general electric."
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
boom shak of lak of
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RFK Jr’s weird sauna jeans workout with kid rock and crash is there
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It is fun to occasionally wade out of one's depth, but personally, I find it's better to leave the biting condescension behind.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm the business starter, twisted business starter
Frayed label on a mailbox that says PRODIGY LLC
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 07/08/2026
dopce @chromesandwich

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No I'm not a "zookeeper" lol, zoo jobs are way more specialized than that now. I'm responsible for whipping the animals into a frenzy.

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 04/08/2026
mamdanis grocery delusion 🤳
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One maxim that you can get a lot of mileage out of is, “don’t trust anyone who gets mad about cheaper groceries”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
If you believe your own rights & liberty are non-negotiable then you know that you’re an audacious asshole, like, a real piece of shit, if you find yourself willing to negotiate the rights & liberty of others.
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i’m so sick of how stupid everything is
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
rt if you've been niche internet micro influenced by me ever
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
adding a bowsprit to my toilet
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Worthwhile thread in accessible language about how the idea that LLMs are or could ever become “conscious” is a fallacy:
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/07/2026
the only f slur I say? friendship. and to me it is no slur at all
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I haven't related to media in this fashion since I was in my 20s, and I think of that as a measure of personal growth. Plenty of shit I don't like, but I'm not letting a movie ruin my day.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/07/2026
Diarrhea Nation
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A man says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this infinite recursion." Another man says "yeah, that means we're the original version of the guys in the picture." They are staring at a picture of themselves having this exchange, who are in turn staring at a smaller picture of them having this exchange, who are in turn staring at an even smaller picture of them having this exchange ad infinitum.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In conditions of epistemic uncertainty, it’s fair to use your bad character against you. it’s not perfect but that’s life
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mother in a natural birth being like “I’m eating the mouse”
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ladies is pimps too.
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pausa de hidratacion meme - brass against singer peeing on a man's face
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/07/2026
I’m gonna be real with you all, I think that anyone who thinks America’s a shithole that isn’t worth saving isn’t worth listening to. The idea of a purifying revolution-to-come is a fantasy, a terminating piece of cope that keeps you from believing it’s worth putting in the work now.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
they live glasses
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A-cast powers the world’s best podcasts. here’s a show we recommend: ICE GUY WHO PEED HIMSELF: hey hey its me the ice guy who peed himself *sound of splashing on the floor* join me every week on One Leg at a Time for candid conversations on entrepreneurship and what it takes to run a small business
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Men are coming up to me with tears in their eyes, and they're saying "Sir, my top-siders, they're gathering dust. There's nowhere to wear them anymore. The leather is dry and cracked. We can't even tie the laces anymore or they'll break!" Don't worry. We're going to be looking at that.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
bosnia AND herzegovina? In this economy??
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m @mjjii.com · 02/07/2026
digital art. skull with mouth open. text at top: summer vibes (with a little heart at the end)
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if I ever get my shit together it's over for you bitches. you, seriously, are one new filing system, productivity app, a decluttering assistant, a good vacation and three clear months from it being over for you, bitches.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my policy priority is revenge
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Look, I know we like to have fun on here, but the fact is "all inveighing; no trams." is, quite simply, bars
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hold on everybody, the guy who was the chair of the Democratic party for the 2024 wipeout has some wisdom to share!
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Chess moude
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i like my news to be neutral and unbiased, a thing that human beings are capable of producing through their subjective experience and that news corporations seek to supply
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local goblin! 🎃 @goblinesque.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
but, soft! what baja through yonder window blasts?
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
pokemon go to hell
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this is what happens when you give a person with ADHD a day planner
A pen drawing on gridded paper of a butt with “BUTT” written across the cheeks
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Lou Bega, wearing one of his signature hats.
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Dr. Dinnertime @drdinnertime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@mjjii.com Riff the Wonder Dog spotted in midtown
An eye drawn on a concrete bollard, in the style of Riff the Wonder Dog
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 23/09/2025
My professional assessment is that Ezra Klein is a moron @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
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Only an Idiot Would Think We Need Anti-Abortion Democrats
It's beyond time to stop listening to Ezra Klein.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
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