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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl

@deardara.bsky.social
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I'm a writer, a poet, a radio talker, I know it. I don't buy nonfiction, I grow it. Novelist. Magazines. 6 James Beard Awards, McKnight Fellow, FAWC teacher; NYC 4th gen, leading my best snowy, writing life in Mpls.

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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 1h
I’m in a new restaurant… I seat myself, as indicated by sign. Teen comes over, points to QR code on table napkin box. Then kid returns, is horrified, I was supposed to read the QR code menu & wait for him to order. These are dumb times. Now manager is freaking out because.. I honestly don’t know
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 6h
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 5h
all captain and no kangaroo
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 9h
he's just done. cognitively cooked. try to find the answers to the questions, bring a highlighter and have a plan for aftercare, maybe puppies and a Xanax time.com/article/2026...
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 9h
holy sh*t. watch this:
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21h
I turned on a dumb murder mystery: in the first 10 minutes of a first date the town chief of police tells the librarian: 1) he didn’t know librarians still existed 2) his 16 year old has gone no contact 3) you always self sabotage; it’s cute. What’s the word for copaganda but for dating?
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 22h
This picture looks like I got some park shrubs to take a 1970s school photo but in fact it was just a very foggy sunset #minneapolis
Lake of the Isles, Minneapolis, shore of dense green shrubbery and background sunset
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just made a noise like the Penguin, upon reading this headline. OMG poor all of you who endured Brexit. You're about to be press-ganged into being flower-girls at your parents re-marriage, after the brutal divorce that made the family sell the family home and also your pony.
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Burgess Meredith as The Penguin
ALT: Burgess Meredith as The Penguin
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol. A nine-year-old girl is only at the very cusp of stopping being a tiny child, and having opinions about living in a wall-free room with her parents. This story will only be fully told when the girl is 22. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/r...
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With a ‘Box-Bed,’ a Family in a Brooklyn Loft Found (Semi) Privacy (Gift Article)
A couple built a box inside their condo that gives everyone in the family a customized space to hang out.
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Kyle Mizokami @kmizokami.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The only news is that Pete's nickname in Delta Force is "No Tab Pete". www.thedailybeast.com/army-heroes-...
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Army Heroes’ Humiliating Nickname for Pete Hegseth Is Leaked
Astonishing details of Delta Force’s naked mockery of Hegseth have leaked to the Daily Beast.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey, I'm hearing No Tab Pete is having poseur time in front of the cameras again
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lost in the chaos of everything; last week CDC (yes, this current CDC!) issued guidance for COVID vaccination. Last year they recommended vaccination based on "shared decision making." This year it's a stronger recommendation: "COVID-19 vaccine is recommended for all adults ages 18 years and older"

At a glance

    Two types of COVID-19 vaccines are recommended for use in the United States: mRNA vaccines (Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech) and a protein subunit vaccine (Novavax; now manufactured by Sanofi US Inc).
    A 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine is recommended for all adults ages 18 years and older.
    A 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine is also recommended for all children ages 6 months–17 years with moderate to severe immunocompromise; for all other children in this age group, a COVID-19 vaccine is recommended through shared clinical decision-making.
    Where a recommendation on this page describes use that is not within the FDA-approved indication, the page identifies it as off-label.
    Schedules for the updated COVID-19 vaccines are based on age and immune status
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the things greater America doesn't understand about the Minnesota Somali community is that their kids' comfort food is loaded fries with ranch, just like the rest of everyone living north of Texas: www.zeytunmn.com/s/order?cs=t...
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
co-sign all this. we cannot go forward with this ship which is so easily hijacked by predators. the best-case scenario of the last decade is that we look back on it as a stress-test that showed all our weaknesses *and fix them*
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp I see we have another day of Omnishambles. Please enjoy this moment of zen if you need it. Bumblebees, asters, Minnesota. 🤍
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dialing 911 bc this story is good, but not as good as it *could be* 911 : Idiot. What are you— Me: I know, I know! What is wrong with me? 911: You're wasting valuable— Me: I know! But maybe it is good enough? Like I'm terrible at reading my own work? 911: [grumbling] Effing writers [click]
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Chicago PD: Kim Burgess - 911 Emergency Call
ALT: Chicago PD: Kim Burgess - 911 Emergency Call
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you: conventional, yoked to the march of the calendar me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST OCTOBER, NO FUCKING WAY [falls to the ground screaming, wailing]
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Boo! It's October - Fluffy Cat Meme
ALT: Boo! It's October - Fluffy Cat Meme
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
only one being was truly prepared for the stupidity of AI bros
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Marvin the Depressed Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide
ALT: Marvin the Depressed Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my beloved letter carrier has killed my beloved porch orb spider. we're about to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real
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Spider Man Crying
ALT: Spider Man Crying
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no the immoral guy who thinks he's a God because money is at it again
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$68 is the new $30
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SML Pirate with Treasure Chest
ALT: SML Pirate with Treasure Chest
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't see anything incongruous about Common bringing out an Argentinian wine named after a Chicago neighborhood in collaboration with 15-minute delivery service Gopuff. These are quality ingredients. That's elegance. thegrio.com/2026/09/26/c...
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Common launches new wine inspired by the Chicago neighborhood where he grew up
Common is taking his Chicago story to the world of wine with Jefferey Park, a new Pinot Noir inspired by community and connection.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes I just like to wrap myself in the flag and think about how patriotically we in the United States pays twice as much for health insurance and die three or four years earlier than our peers 🇺🇸 #medicareforall www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collec...
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How does U.S. life expectancy compare to other countries? - Peterson-KFF Health System Tracker
The U.S. has the lowest life expectancy among comparable countries and spends nearly twice as much as them on healthcare per person, on average.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lots of things are as beautiful as a fragile, elderly white cat asleep on a blue blanket, but little is *more* beautiful 💙
Aroma the white cat curled up asleep on a blue blanket. She is 17. Every day is a gift!
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I do not like about Minnesota fall is that it is very short and subject to end abruptly with little notice. What I do like about it is everything else. Wet leaves! Fat ducks! Sudden asters!
Some very fall looking lakeside plants, in burgundy and chartreuse ; lake of the isles, Minneapolis
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After the amulet fails I’m going to suggest: * Failure Surveillance Tiara * Nobody Wants It Rude Tie Tack *My God Is Your Bustle Recording My Kid??
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
co-sign
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't with this day. Bringing a Sazerac and a cheese foam matcha and a big highball of tomato water and a pet nat Loire farmer fizz home ferment and a pu-erh in cast iron tea pot to my next job interview, try and stop me
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Sass Sass Birthday: So Sassy
ALT: Sass Sass Birthday: So Sassy
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry, what is a "job interview" even mean right now? the guy who showed up to bid on repairing my foundation brought a big gulp the size of a cooking pot and was covered with cement. He did a great job.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY…
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heard a podcast referencing Da Vinci's early life cooking for weddings, & running a restaurant with his buddy Botticelli, and thought: How have I never heard about this before? Anyway, a good joke lives forever, and sometimes takes 26 years to reach the right target. www.rtve.es/play/noticia...
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Da Vinci en la cocina: de las fake news a la historia real
Da Vinci en la cocina: de las fake news a la historia real
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this aesthetic is *exactly* that for Christian Dior's Poison - exactly exactly - help get us out of here www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBcP...
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Poison perfume Christian Dior (1986)
YouTube video by World of Manimal
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who will he try to impregnate the world waits and shudders
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will just point out that this state dinner menu is practically vegetarian (a little pancetta which can obviously be left off) and if Kamala served this Fox News would go ballistic about the importance of ranchers and our way of life www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
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As Trump Hosts State Dinner Honoring Xi, See the Menu (Gift Article)
The White House said that the three-course menu, including sea bass and bok choy, featured American ingredients with a “subtle Chinese influence.”
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
stop! this is like saying "an oil derrick has gone rogue again" and spilled oil all over the Gulf. humans are responsible for these things. stop treating AI like a mystical uncontrollable sky god. The humans running this are responsible, period.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just want to repeat that EVERY SINGLE TIME I SIT DOWN TO WORK Microsoft wants to shut itself down and update. This is surveillance; this is AI; this is Microsoft trying to kill the will to live of every writer. I hate you Bill Gates. Bring back WordPerfect.
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Bill Gates
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your moment of Zen: Wet crimson & tequila sunrise colored maple leaves, seen from St. Paul above the Mississippi River.
Rain wet Maple leaves in red and orange with the Mississippi River in the background
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
revised! No good billionaires, but some damn good millionaires, now with a real journalism link: www.theguardian.com/world/2020/a...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936.
Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', but the man and woman at the counter of the diner are now Fozzie and Miss Piggy. The guy with his back to us is now Bert, but Bert is being operated by Frank Oz, who is crouched down in front of the counter. The waiter/server is now Jim Henson who is looking intently at Kermit, and Kermit, who is occupying half of Jim's right arm, is looking intently at Jim. The diner is now called "JIMMYS".
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remarkable. All Minnesotans should watch this whole clip, she said she wants to leave Minnesota so many times!
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gosh. I hope the triumphal arch/sniper nest/drone storage shed in the traffic circle has adequate fire exits!
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is so funny. Americans get essentially no vacation and no holidays. We all know the entire summer holiday schedule, all three days of it: Memorial Day, J4, Labor Day. No one is trying to get rid of any holidays. I hereby call on all Democrats to come up with May and June 3 day weekends, please
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minneapolis, land of sky and water 💙 Bde Maka Ska
Lake Bde Maka Ska in south Minneapolis, last of the daylight on the water, surrounded by the dark shadows of trees
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay, so will the military come and go from a little door in the foot of the arch, which they'll reach by pulling over to the traffic circle? Like, can anybody just push back in a normal way, we're not keeping our drone force on a tea tray in the middle of Grand Central either.
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Cartoon Duck Knocks on Door
ALT: Cartoon Duck Knocks on Door
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All these goddamn conservatives want to come play and be arts critics, but they really don't get it and must stop. 1. JD Vance? You're no TV critic. 2. Trump, you confuse grave robbing with arts support. Please stop. 3. Just stop and love something beautiful! www.deardara.com/so/37Q31vw2z...
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Dara's Care Package
Night in the city: The Spoonbridge and Cherry, with the Siah Armajani bridge in the background.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE was hunting another food app delivery driver when they killed Alex Pretti. This is what they do. They hunt food delivery drivers. www.cbsnews.com/news/jose-hu...
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Agents were pursuing an immigrant when they killed Alex Pretti. Now, he shares his story.
"I was there. I saw everything," Jose Huerta Chuma, who remains in hiding, told CBS News.
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they look like such normal upper west side parents, to be honest. kind of comforting. those are people who have a copy of scrabble on a shelf in the beach house and know someone who says they're related to Bella Abzug.
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven’t talked about this very much because honestly I’m just too devastated, but Trump really did just take my city’s beloved arts center and trash it because fascists hate art and I’ll never be over it, for my community and for all the artists and all the Kennedy Center employees
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
6 months of isolation, you say? [stares in minnesotan and thinks of caulk] people.com/alaskan-woma...
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Alaskan Woman Prepares for 6-Month Isolation as Road to Her Remote Town Closes Every Winter (Exclusive)
A mother of four living in remote Alaska tells PEOPLE how she plans to prepare to go six months without a safe road to the nearest grocery store.
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