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Thierry Ennui

@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
1.9K followers 427 following 2.9K posts

Former minor Twitter personality, current nobody

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 12h
Washington Wizards, transitive property NBA champions
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you hear about this one? Ice Cube won the Nobel Prize for Physics.
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Bobby Moynihan on SNL Weekend Update
ALT: Bobby Moynihan on SNL Weekend Update
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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rowan (woso arc) @thisweekinwoso.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Claudia Martinez -> Clara Luvanga is women's football's first $3 million goal, unless I'm missing something
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.
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SCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And yet, this was the moment. This was the apogee. Zenith. This was the Velvet Underground live at the Factory.
Bryan of snarf ☂️ at FS eight hours. I’m so finished with White men’s entitlement lately that I’m really not sad about a two-year-old being eaten by a gator because his 
Daddy ignored science you really think there are no fucking consequences of anything. I got him signed and told you to stay out of water in Florida fuck a sign. I’m sad for the kids other family members, to have to pretend not to hate that dad, and to try to act like it wasn’t his gd fault
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like Kawario Taylor amirite
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t believe the sick filth they are allowing my kids to check out of the school library
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Friday everyone
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caps going 82-0
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Relatable
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)
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Danny Page @danny.page · 02/10/2026
… at Capital One Arena. ffs Ted
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like to wish the Philadelphia Phillies, and most especially their many loyal and dedicated fans, congratulations on a terrific season
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a month it was. Really flew by.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Fans of other Premier League teams don’t REALLY want to see Manchester City relegated” is by far the funniest take on all of this
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what time it is
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah crap somebody go wake up the Green Day guy
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how Red Bull is involved in sponsoring every pointless dangerous stunt like this. I wonder how it works -- If I decide to bungee jump out of a helicopter do I just write them a letter and they send me money and a shirt to wear, or
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was going to tweet something like, "We all knew they were cheating when they paid 18 million for Roque Santa Cruz" but while looking up the details I discovered that Roque Santa Cruz is STILL PLAYING?!
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bummer of a way for the Mystics season to end, I really thought they would be a tougher out in the playoffs. But youngest team in the league with a high draft pick this winter, they’ll be back stronger next season.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Judaism Whiskey Fridays are observed two days before the traditional Christian day of observance
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
billy corgan on the old, bad, bootleg ass infowars before it got real. he is layered the fuck up
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wishing a very peaceful and reflective Fiscal New Year to all who celebrate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing him now it’s hard to believe Aljo ever fought at bantamweight
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for the repost
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'm here; more than ever." - Man who left
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Do you like Scotch food, Liz? I know a little place we can go.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT spend 3 hours with these so-called “Padres” less than 10 miles from the San Ysidro border security station?!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be
Mr. Show: The Devastator
YouTube video by Better Call Bob!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr...
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wilco bot @wilcobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one complains Wait It’s all we ever do
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I scalped my Maryland women’s basketball season tickets to that game they are talking about. Maybe Jack Smith bought them? Am I a hero who may have saved democracy? I know that’s what everyone out there is saying but come on guys, that may be going too far.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sir do you deny that you witnessed Trae Young's 10-assist, 8-turnover performance? is it your testimony that you have never witnessed Clint Capela going 1-for-4 from the foul line? might i remind you that you are UNDER OATH
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing turns me into a “RETVRN” guy more than a playoff game 1 that both teams are using as a bullpen day
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like this ad, but I'm also reminded of the Mr. Show bit where they're pitching increasingly profane Globo-Chem ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAh...
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Mr. Show with Bob and David - Globo-Chem Ad Campaign
YouTube video by beadbop
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ghost of Old Tom Morris here to teach you a little about golf and a lot about life
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Why do people like a really catchy heartbreak song sung by a beautiful young woman?” - the greatest thread in the history of Bluesky, locked by a moderator after 2.5 years of heated debate
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make America Greece Again
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No idea if this is decipherable at all to normies but this is so funny
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inspiring: an American women’s soccer team with a name just as boring as American men’s soccer teams. #Equality
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