iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

Does Paramount even KNOW how to take care of the Animaniacs?

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

saw your man at the grocery store and he was struggling to effectively use his rewards points

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Victor Hunter @victorehunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m only halfway through and this is one of the best podcast episodes ever made

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Tsundoku (積ん読) is the phenomenon of acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up in a home without reading them. The term is also used to refer to unread books on a bookshelf meant for reading later." (Wikipedia)

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026

"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my nephew has a kids x-men book and it’s honestly amazing

stay outta my head, Prof. You too, Jean.

You dont wanna see what
I'm thinkin
right now.

the last panel is wolverine riding a unicorn with a rainbow in the back

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Happy Labor Day, comrades

Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine speaking of his ancestor "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All Capybara Are Beautiful

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A solution does exist. Just think of all the extra comics that could be made if publishers bought these for creators.

Box that says “cat hat” showing an old lady knitting with a cat bed hat with 2 cats sitting on it

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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks

An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

really into this guy who krumps to various songs while singing said songs a cappella

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026

I ended up having more extended thoughts on Dolly Parton over on Facebook and I thought I would share them here as well.

When I was much younger, I knew her mostly as a caricature and the object of jokes, because young men are kind of stupid that way and I was no exception, and because she willingly played along with the joke, in part because she knew it would happen anyway, and this way she got to shape some of how that would play out for her, and use it for her own ends. It took me a while to realize how canny that was.

When I got older, I learned that underneath the caricature was a formidable songwriting and business mind. I had an inkling of what a rare combination that was in any person, but how even more rare it was for someone who was who she was, in the field and environment she worked in. Hidden in all those sparkles was a spine of steel.

When I got older than that I learned that in addition to a brilliant mind was a heart of kindness, which directed so much of the good fortune she amassed to herself right back out the door through philanthropic work, helping those in her communities, state and country, and which allowed to see the worth and dignity in those whom so many others treated (and still do treat) with contempt.

She was always all the things she was. What changed was my ability to see and understand who she was. I'm glad I was eventually smart enough to see it all.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

just the best to ever do it

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

godzilla except it’s dolly parton: thread

A Godzilla sized Dolly Parton stepping on the Golden Gate Bridge.

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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My favorite Dolly Parton meme.

A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 25/08/2026

a thread of AI-free images of dolly parton as an angel

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The 2026 AL West, everyone!!!!

AL WEST
LAST 10 DAYS

W-L & RUN DIFF.
MARINERS
6-4 & -34

ANGELS
5-5 & +20

RANGERS
5-5 & -12

ATHLETICS
4-6 & - 7

ASTROS
3-6 & 17

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger Earth, Wind, Fire, Water & Heart

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My protégé, Robert Wagner the Younger, made a video for More Perfect Union about how the economics of professional baseball actually work. I'm in it. If your dad kicks off with some dumb shit about the Dodgers ruining baseball send him this.

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Could There Be No Baseball Games Next Year? These Owners Are Betting On It.

YouTube video by More Perfect Union

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

Every picture of my cat wearing shoes

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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Darnolverine @dhodgs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

First theorized by Seattle Grunge Band, Soundgarden

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 15/08/2026

Lucy went to the lake again

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yall are always trying to pit two bad bitches against each other and for what

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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Mountains are mountains. They will kill you. The Rockies kill with indifference, the Himalayas with animosity. The Appalachians kill with the Deep Magic. They are old, older than sharks, older than the rings of Saturn. Only snails, crinoids, and seastars heard the whispers of the Appalachian's birth

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

(Or, succinctly, older than fuck.)

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn's rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Those mountains are older than the concept of trees and bones and you WILL respect them

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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 13/08/2026

It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains

A topographical map of the US showing that there are far more, and steeper, mountain ranges in the west half of the country.

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Sam Ulmschneider @samulmschneider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Normally I just appreciatively read @jamellebouie.net 's columns-sharable video content just isn't my bag. But this is a very, very, very trenchant piece of commentary that captures a lot of how I increasingly understand the disjunction between the commentary environment and on-the-ground politics.

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The pundits have completely lost the plot

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

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