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Upside Downie

@adownie.bsky.social
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My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking. Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that. Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 5h
Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 6h
I do love a good beer cheese soup.
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 7h
What did I do today? I sorted screws. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. I am a hardware hoarder.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 7h
Knowing what Island was the last one saved my ass. www.maptap.gg October 4 94🏅 85🎓 97🔥 93🏆 100🎯 Final score: 952
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 15h
Someone threw up last night. Poor little dude.
Sherman the English bulldog is smooshed into his pillow nest, sleeping, covered partially with his poncho liner, which used to be mine, but he now insists he owns.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mars Bar Attacks!
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A few good Mentos
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Need
A matte black toilet with a very padded seat that looks like a headphone.

On the tank is the Bose logo.

The caption reads, “The Noise Cancelling Toilet.
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911-blondie.bsky.social @911-blondie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look what I found, @tamslick.bsky.social!
The headline in a magazine for an article entitled “The all-in-one gun: Carry meets defense” by our very own Tamara Keel.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you’re not sure if it’s time to get up
A very tired looking Sherman, the English bulldog, slouches among a pile of pillows. Eyes shut, tongue out, not looking ready to get up and at ‘em.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now thsts back where I like it… www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🔥 Final score: 988
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know, since all of our data is tracked by marketers, there should be an “I voted” flag we can set to opt out of all political advertising.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The MDMBS was yummy
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I give untu you, my Bsky peeps, the MDMBS (Multi-Day Meatball Sandwich) This shall serve me well all weekend.
A big-ass meatball sandwich that looks as if it were made on a dare.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, final surgery is done for my wife, now just several more weeks of recovery and she can put this behind her (for the most part)
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is fantastic.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They seem to be making high volume deliveries in Chelsea today.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sherman can’t eat his breakfast, or get his day started, until his tummy wakes up. It usually lags the rest of his body by 30 - 90 minutes.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, yeah, so maybe I read “Morocco” and thought “Madagascar”… www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 25😵 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 Final score: 904
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am really glad I learned basic sewing. Just fixed a pair of pants that had a tear.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sherman has decided I am a dog bed
Sherman the English bulldog flops on me and has his tongue licking his nose.

He looks goofy.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blargh www.maptap.gg October 1 77🌞 100🎯 100🎯 98🔥 85😁 Final score: 926
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The missus gets reconstruction surgery in the AM. She’s a bit stressed.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mental note, if you accidentally drop a piece of raw bacon fat on the back of your dog, and the other dogs notice it, hilarity ensues.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
A scene from the Pink Panther cartoon where the Cluseau character is a vampire standing in front of a coffin-shaped mirror in a creepy stone castle. In the mirror, you only see his clothing, not the vampire.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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Periodicazo Fifidonia: Peter Griffin y Brian
ALT: Periodicazo Fifidonia: Peter Griffin y Brian
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how when Sherman goes to daycare, the other dogs crash like they ran an ultramarathon
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, I’m not one to kink shame…
A man holds an extremely large butt plug shaped object. The word “extremely” isn’t doing it justice. This is like King Kong’s butt plug.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The lions portrayed in “The Gost and the Darkness” are on display at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago. They are much smaller than you’d think.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So in a hearing supposedly about the weapon nation of the DOJ, the DOJ provided unvetted information to attack the subject of the hearing?
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 98🔥 100🎯 99🔥 91👑 85😁 Final score: 924
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m convinced we could solve a ton of issues by making bills that only single issues. Plain language, single issue, one vote per issue. No more tacking unpopular BS on must pass or popular bills.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I propose a new rule: Universities and campus police departments are no longer allowed to handle serious crimes. Rapes, assaults, etc. must involve the state and local authorities and no gag orders are authorized. No more covering shit up.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, it’s raining and I forgot to cover the motorcycles. As they are kinda grimy, maybe I’ll just wash them in the rain…
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is it that when I see numbers from the Trump government showing improved consumer spending and growth my first thought is, “They’re making shit up”?
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, the short ribs are delayed until Thursday. Long day at work for the missus and she’s meeting a friend tomorrow. So, I guess I’ll make myself some orange chicken.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOL, got a call from a recruiter, but they don’t get paid by the hiring company, they want $8k -$15k from the candidate… FFS, people.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is so fucking disgusting to me. Not one of them said “stop”, and not one of them called the authorities…
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump is launching an AI portal for government services… Countdown to someone figuring out how to break it begins now. 3… 2… 1…
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 29 93🏆 100🎯 95🏅 93🏆 94🏅 Final score: 944
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Benjamin Knoll @benjaminknoll28.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@aedwardslevy.bsky.social this looked like something you'd appreciate. 😁
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like how Daniel Radcliffe made a ton of money and now just does wacky films he wants to do.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I’ll surprise my wife and make braised short ribs tomorrow for dinner
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Costco had a beer cheese soup that I got. I cooked up a couple slices of bacon and crisped them up, then added in diced ham steak. Added bit of those to the soup and seat the heading to YUM!
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