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Kris 🎃 Lorischild

@direkris.itch.io
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I made YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS. no pronouns or they/them

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Emma Kidwell えま @emmakidwell.bsky.social · 3h
believe women, even when it's really fucking devastating to hear.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 6h
Everyone’s gonna memory hole this like they do her racism and antisemitism but this is your regular reminder that Joyce Carol Oates fucking sucks and just because she sometimes makes a funny tweet doesn’t erase how much she fucking sucks.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 10h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Mike Straw | Insider-Gaming.com @mikestrawmedia.com · 29/09/2026
I keep seeing people throw out the term "Covid Correction" for the mass layoffs we continue to see in the games industry. We're beyond that. It's far beyond the mass hiring during Covid. It's mismanagement, poor trend chasing, cuts of departments to use AI (not as much but happening), etc.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 8h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 9h
Every time someone mentions Joyce Carol Oates I’m like “oh, what fatphobic ‘’’’’own’’’’’ did she do this time”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 10h
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Chron 🇨🇦 @xhp.ca · 11h
Listen to The Board, folks
The Board from Control says "Support independent/lonely media as they are underfunded/poor yet essential"
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14h
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 16h
look at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭
the golden kamuy cast in a collab with a car? parts? company? theyre dressed as mechanics
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 29/09/2026
Indeed. This point can't be stressed enough. "Sex-based" is a term we've always used to describe *discrimination*, and its sudden mainstreaming as pseudo-feminism in the UK reveals it as a poison that unravels the entire liberal democratic architecture of civil rights. I wrote about it here.
liberalcurrents.com
The Potemkin Feminism of "Sex-Based Rights"
"Sex-based rights" are a Potemkin feminism that commit us to a theory of objective sex where there is something special about your very biology that entitles you to special treatment not deserved by o...
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Your annual reminder that any treats that have black icing are probably using activated charcoal for coloring which neutralizes meds like, say, birth control pills. Ask my cousin. Quint's 6 now. This also applies to antibiotics and head meds. Be careful, please.
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. My convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag or on a mobility aid! They have custom lining & zipper pulls. They're on pre-order right now! Store: Bibipins.com
Sakura Angel Convertible Bag Pre-Order Text. With a convertible bag in pink and purple. With Sakura and sparkles in purple. With the Bibipins logo.
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Psssst. "Themself" is a word
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
I'm so tired. 400 more strings, I can do this...
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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CTIJ Montréal / GWU Montreal @gwu-montreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today marks the public launch of the Ubisoft Workers of Montreal (UWM) campaign, with a first action: a petition to preserve hybrid work. Every Ubisoft Montreal employee is invited to sign the petition and every supporter encouraged to reach out to their network to encourage them to sign!
Poster from Ubisoft Workers of Montréal on a pole, with a link to a petition, and text reading "we made our mark from a distance - preserve hybrid work"
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
IDK folks, of course I'm upset that this industry is hemorrhaging talent and those bearing the brunt of it are women, queer folk, and people of color But also I think we gotta acknowledge when something's a lost cause
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
If only there were more female musicians on this sinking ship
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication 00:07:57.580
Caption: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987)
Season 5, Episode 2: Darmok
00:07:57.580

Aired: 9/30/1991, Syndication
Studio: Paramount Television
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Hey, October? I JUST WANT TO TALK
A screenshot of my local weather forecast. It shows temperatures in the 80s until Friday, where it shoots up to 90, and remains in the mid-90s until whenever the angry gods are satisfied.
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Saoirse Victoria Stone 🏳️‍⚧️ @saoirsestone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Today, in 2026, the societal assumption that young women are disposable is more rampant than ever. The most powerful men in the world are implicated as potential predators, and nothing happens.”
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see someone use their religion as an excuse to exclude trans people in some court case or other, I think about how I genuinely believe that it is my religious duty towards God to transition, and how stressed a judge would be if we ended up opposite each other in the same case.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Yes sir you're a big man, flooring the gas in a residential neighborhood. Two blocks from a school? Your penis must be HUGE
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you or have you ever been a narrative designer (as your official job title)? I would like to interview you for a video! Pls reply to this if you’re interested ❤️.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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mcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026
The Rs are doing a full-spectrum assault on the existence of anyone not cis and straight, and saying it is about "boys playing girls sports". And every D who looks at that and goes "yeah, I oppose boys in girls sports" is endorsing the effort. Because they're affirming "sports" is all the Rs did.
edsource.org
UPDATE: U.S. Department of Education ends Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students
The latest education news updates from EdSource.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“you live in a bubble” yeah, we all do, social media literally manufactures bubbles for us.
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 28/09/2026
No one hates English like an editor
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the time has come for a paradise lost adaptation that really gets into the angel sex
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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“The Death I Bring” Pencils I made on a moleskine sketchbook page back in 2016.
A realistic pencil drawing of a robed woman, surrounded by three vultures and one barn owl grabbing a dead mouse with his beak. 

The robed woman stares at us intimately, with a few bits of branched and a dark background makes the scene a bit ominous but graceful body positioning makes the scene beautiful as well. The artist (me) really likes this kind of imagery.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen people define antisemitism as “anybody who believes in what’s going on in the Middle East is wrong” Another reason why I’m going to hate Netanyahu for as long as I live. The genocidal maniac killed thousands of innocent people, and completely fucked over his own people in the process.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so comfy
a poorly drawn cat sleeping peacefully in an awkward, twisted positiona white cat sleeping peacefully on floral bedding while in a very peculiar pose
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026
Not a single tip-over prevention kit at Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire. Very disappointing.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 28/09/2026
Finding Backrooms frightening largely due to all the unanchored furniture.
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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Bryan from Resident Evil (2026 dir Zach Cregger) smiles with a speech bubble below him, implying he is speaking the quoted skeet.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 28/09/2026
Cancer: Today a stranger will yell, "Duck," at you. It will not be immediately clear whether this is a verb or a noun. Choose wisely.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup! @strangescaffold.bsky.social remains a proudly anti-AI studio.
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geneva 🖍️ nycc soon @gdbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shy Aurora
Illo of a young lady sitting bashfully. She has aurora borealis-themed hair cascading down. She is wearing a simple constellation themed top and skirt. There is a circular aurora background behind her. Drawn by gdbee, Sept 2026, paint tool sai 2
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
it's soooooo useful you guys it's soooooo good it does sooooo much for me it's changed my workflooooow sooooo much
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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