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Jeff Moen

@jeffmoen.bsky.social
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dog guy, Mariners and Seahawks fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 2m
final scene of How I Met Your Mother where Ted stands outside Robin's apartment holding the blue French horn except Ted's face has been replaced with Doctor Doom
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 1h
Jerry and George from Seinfeld in a locker room, Jerry says: "So Biff wants to be a *podcaster*"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 2h
Facebook tells me that it's been 15 years since I drank beers on the roof of my friend's parents' beach house on the Oregon Coast PSA: Don't climb up on a roof when you've been drinking (unless you know what you're doing, then it's probably fine)
me sitting on a roof drinking a Hamm's while my friend looks onme (center) and two of my friends standing on the roof, silhouetted against the evening sky
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14h
Crisis averted, I have located crackers and put cheese on them
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14h
I kind of want a snack but I forgot to buy any good snack foods when I was at the store earlier
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h
Well that's super embarrassing
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h
Sleepy guy
Toby, a black dog, sleeping next to me on a bed
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15h
Someone should spray Clayton Kershaw with rainbow glitter
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h
Is there a button on my TV remote to mute the audio only when Kershaw is talking?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
Discontinuing Pop Tarts buzzballz is affecting all of us differently
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16h
Cubs may want to consider getting some hits
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 16h
OMFG
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16h
I don't remember a lot about Matthew Boyd's time with the Mariners and maybe that's a good thing 😬
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 17h
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? I don't have a photo of the original but I found another one online a few years ago and it is now hanging above my desk
a 1990s poster of the Sonics that says "The Right Stuff" with pictures of Detlef Schrempf, Nate McMillan, Shawn Kemp, Kendall Gill, and Gary Payton and the Seattle skyline in the background
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not going to buy a Jeep or Ram truck but I do appreciate everybody in the Seattle Jeep ad holding cute dogs
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h
When it's time for Yankees-Red Sox
guy holding a sign that says "I just hope both teams lose"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h
Thanks be to God
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 19h
Just got a text from my friend asking if I wanted to come over for dinner and bring my snake, and I was very confused for half a second until I read the next sentence and realized that they meant my plumbing snake because they have a clogged drain
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 20h
I've actually never been to this bar even though it's three blocks from my house but I might have to check it out now that I know they have pie
seattletimes.com
Famous as ‘just a bar,’ this Seattle spot also serves absurdly great pie
Neighborhood favorite Russell’s got named to a big-deal best-bars list — but here’s the Wednesdays-only special they missed, plus make-at-home recipes.
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 21h
She said "Tell me are you a Catholic child" And I said "Ma'am I am tonight'" 🙏
the pope wearing a White Sox hat
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 22h
Absolutely ideal weather for a nap right now imo
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 22h
When you're a real ball-knower because you know the Iowa Hawkeyes play in Atlanta.
Eric Schmidt

Beat Ohio?

Tell me you don't know ball with saying you don't know ball.
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 23h
I feel like there were s'more issues with it than just that
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 23h
Legally he can't actually do this, he can only refer to it as the Big Game Intelligence
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you are annoyed that your dad has to do actual work today
Toby, a black dog, sitting on his bed in my office
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My very first post on here was a dog pic with a pun referencing an obscure piece of historical trivia, I'd like to think that over the past three years I've stayed pretty much on-brand
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sean Payton heard that he was actually at a Seahawks game to hand over surveillance footage from the Broncos' practice
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oops! All Bari's Fault
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The game is afoot(ball)
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm 🎶
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like a-legged
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You might say ESPN bears responsibility for this
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine if the Vikings sign Case Keenum as a bridge QB next offseason after they let Kyler walk.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
watching case keenum play quality football in the year 2026 is like Remembering A Guy in real time
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get ready to learn Free Bagency, buddy.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only QBs with 2+ passing TD, 1+ rushing TD and 0 INT in a game this season: Case Keenum Caleb Williams
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Siriani is the Matt LaFleur of Josh McDaniels
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jalen hurts the chances of winning with throws like that
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
this is where it all went wrong
lifesurge philadelphia
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like Philly's got a Case of the Mondays
the woman in Office Space standing next to Ron Livingston who says "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So far this is basically the best Case scenario for Chicago
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait, lemme fix it
Jason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's capJason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's cap in sepia tones
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the eagles will have to see if their qb is feeling okay now or if jalen hurts
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen peeking out of the injury tent 😂
Hurts holding up the door thing looking up at the screenHurts holding up the door thing looking at the camera
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton is also 38 years old
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skywalker Mann, Skywalker Mann Doing the things a Skywalker can Using the Force? Oh yes of course Skywalker Mann
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Spitka
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