Sign in

Dale Thompson

@dingo6.bsky.social
66 followers 52 following 85 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Dale Thompson
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am cancelling Hermann Rorschach for the racist imagery that he hid in his inkblots
640816
Reposted by Dale Thompson
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyRq...
youtube.com
Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton "Do I ever Cross Your Mind'
YouTube video by daffydoug
49613
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
if you're ever doing time travel and you notice i'm starting to fade from a photograph, don't worry about it
954877
Reposted by Dale Thompson
sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
15777651583
Reposted by Dale Thompson
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Did you know that the spiders in your home learn your routine? So if you see a spider when you're jacking off in the morning, it's a pervert
432348
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fentanyl, marijuana, alcohol, influence Sanchez’s life altering brawl Whoo! C-c-c-c-cocaine!
000
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Jerry Iannelli @jerryiannelli.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Updated flyer:
12249
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Dogbert superimposed over Seymour, the dog waiting for Fry in the episode of Futurama that makes people cry.
282526590
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Sad to report ailing Trump appointee Kristi Noem has decided to cease medical treatment and spend her final moments at home, surrounded by family, getting blasted with shotguns in a gravel pit
761951
Reposted by Dale Thompson
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
British people love saying, "what are you doing in my flat? i'm ringing the police"
820812
Reposted by Dale Thompson
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.
11993130
Reposted by Dale Thompson
ceej @ceej.online · 02/05/2025
vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me
12972131
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed
143443
Reposted by Dale Thompson
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 25/09/2025
What fucking Tubi movie am I living in?
22610
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Bluesky rn
010
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Move over, Hemingway
242162343
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
rip to these guys but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day. the canadian government insists on killing 500 ostriches instead of working toward real solutions, such as putting every other bird on the continent in jail
1938651
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
5167081075
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Whatever you think you’re too old to start, in five years you’ll wish you had started five years ago
000
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
the headless horseman is a nasty dude for sure but i would also place a lot of blame on that horse of his. that's really who's ultimately calling a lot of the shots
611611
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window .
ALT: a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window .
010
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Incredible bio, as far as bots go
23109991
Reposted by Dale Thompson
nmlstyl @nmlstyl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
for the homies in the back:
0165
Reposted by Dale Thompson
nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the hand that feeds probably tastes so fucking good...
327339
Reposted by Dale Thompson
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Saved you a click: it’s grurple
3280948
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
102134312902
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
what started as a bitter feud with another patient at the hospital has in time become a healthy rivalry. for me anyway. i've been sabotaging his treatment so he's still really sick lol
110311
Reposted by Dale Thompson
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Kid: Dad why are the mountaintops white? Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
414922
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Rachel Vorona Cote @rvoronacote.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yeah, that’s probably it.
08221
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
sushi restaurant advertising ethical takoyaki made with only the stupidest octopuses
213225
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Wordle 1,370 X/6* 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oof
000
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
49137433500
Reposted by Dale Thompson
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
234345765
Reposted by Dale Thompson
endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
bass pro shop pyramid and surrounding area/highway covered in snow
8156521090
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Matt Nedostup @nedostup.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Taking out my Gratitude Journal to write down that I'm thankful for my much larger Grievance Journal
061
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I don’t know how much royal match has spent advertising to me but I fucking hope it bankrupts them
010
Reposted by Dale Thompson
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Keep your chin up kid, you remind me of me when I was all fucked up and a mess
337275
Reposted by Dale Thompson
ceej @ceej.online · 17/12/2024
I believe spacemen traveled a million billion lightyears just to fly real low over my house hoping for a glimpse of my dingus
802114215
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The shooter's allrecipes․com account has dropped. Five stars for some three ingredient no bake oreo cheesecake squares bullshit. Oh well nice while it lasted.
7823126
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the judge said i did such a good job representing myself in court that they're going to send me to gifted prison
374676
Reposted by Dale Thompson
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
51041168
Reposted by Dale Thompson
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
that just made it worse!!
[Cat standing up and peeing out of its ass]

Your Home Smells like Cat Pee? Try This
564323545
Reposted by Dale Thompson
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Companies trying to roll back work from home policy
"The idea is you wait for them to
miss their buddies and the treats and
they will wander back," Westergaard
said. But if the monkeys are not
caught in the traps or refuse to come
back on their own, they will be shot
with tranquilizing darts, he said.
181744463
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Who needs FEMA when you’ve got Gumboot Rick?
000
Reposted by Dale Thompson
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
men will do anything to avoid calling sixteen therapists, waiting four months for the one that claims to take your insurance, showing up to find out they do not take your insurance, and either going home or paying $127.50 weekly for therapy from a guy who visibly doesn't like you
1137892
Dale Thompson @dingo6.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
020
Reposted by Dale Thompson
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
at times this place is like any other platform, in that it can get a little toxic. i finally reached a point where i realized that i can either can keep doomscrolling or actually do something about it
bluesky screenshot showing my muted words/phrases:
i'm the scatman
skibi dibby dib yo da da dub
yo da da dub
bada-bada-bada-ba bee bop bop bodda bope
331337197
Reposted by Dale Thompson
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
They’re calling it la fin du monde. Isn’t that incredible? Beautiful language
1361