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Mari Ale

@digitalcoffin.bsky.social
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Bout to chew our way through this blown samsara ring We are not the hell your fucking dolphins bruv We about to thank them for all the fish We can check the price tag on the gravity boots later

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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 5h
Bloody hell, matches my entire everything Sure, why don’t I learn to play this game
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 5h
Listen, I can’t find someone I need to with this vibecoded search bar, so it’s either this garage playlists saves me or I do it Great show tonight otherwise
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ramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 10h
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🌑 @fell.energy · 6h
THE MOON THE MOON THE MOON
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 9h
Trying to think of an argument to convince my wife we should spend the money to buy this Starsky & Hutch replica Gran Torino for sale online that doesn't end in me getting divorced.
A replica of the car from Starsky & Hutch.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20h
(about to get in a fight, putting my dukes up) say hello to my good friends Isaac and Chotiner
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Most families in the haunted Bass Pro pyramid are paleocon and hedonistic
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 18h
This procedure is not recommended.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 21h
"DUH SLOBBER MOO" bonequest.com/10059
spigot: I SUCK DICK AND NO THIS IS NOT A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCAM
spigot: NOW LET'S GET YOU\NINTO THAT TIMESHARE
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 21h
This quiz sees me.
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026
look you have to understand, i have no real personality, my "self" is at all moments just a collage of all the things i think the people i care about want a person to be, so the only way for me to be a person is to disengage from society entirely
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spoilers: isso não é problema porque eles não querem que você fale com outras pessoas reais de qualquer modo
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
[dial up connection noises] son or [ps1 startup sound] daughter
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Thorogood & The Destroyers ft. John Lee Hooker & Willie Dixon and friends '84. 🎶'Boogie Chillen 2' #blues #bluesmusic
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got woken up from a dream where I was crying about being single with a leg cramp. Jesús Christ :’(
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
money money money money… money..
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And the way Strange New Worlds has been trending, they shan’t be far behind. Splendid. Magnificent!
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some of y'all act like you've stepped in the same river twice 😭 that is not the same river bro 🫣 you are not the same person
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s it. I have to turn my fan off, I’m too cold now. I hope permanently having the bridge noise of the 1701-B can replace it till I can turn my fan back on when the heating (if my piece of shit landlord actually does) turn back on for the season.
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Came up in FB memories JNCO Reinhardt
JNCO Reinhardt - a meme by mark shepherd
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 28/09/2026
IN THE BIBLE HE'S MOSTLY JUST A PLACE AND NOT A GUY BUT REST ASSURED THERE IS IN FACT A DUDE NAMED "JORDAN" JUST OFF-SCREEN IN SEVERAL IMPORTANT SCENES THAT I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT / HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT HE DOES NOD HIS HEAD REAL VIGOROUSLY AT ALL THE BEST PARTS www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: The following is my list of Country Names That Could Possibly Be People's Names Too!

T-Rex: #1: Chad!T-Rex: This is an easy first place, because I knew a Chad once.
Dromiceiomimus: I knew a Chad too, and he wasn't even FROM Chad!
T-Rex: That makes him a true Chad, because otherwise he might've just been trying to rep his country.T-Rex: #2: Mali. I don't know a Mali, but if I met someone who said "hey my name is Mali" I'd probably say "oh cool!"
Utahraptor: Huh!

Utahraptor: I'd probably say "Sorry, Molly?" and she'd say "No, Mali" and I'd say "Oh okay."
T-Rex: Either way, a solid contender! #3 is Kazakhstan, because I would like to know a guy named Kazakhstan.
T-Rex: "Kaz" for short.God: SORRY DID YOU JUST RATE KAZAKHSTAN AS A NAME ABOVE JORDAN OR GEORGIA BOTH OF WHICH ARE ACTUAL IN-USE NAMES
T-Rex: ...Maybe?
God: JORDAN EVEN APPEARS IN MY FIRST BOOK THE BIBLE AND THERE'S A SEQUEL TOO BUT JORDAN'S BARELY IN IT
God: WOW
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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do you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
when the firefighters are all working for the arsonists and the incentives favor conflagration
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
life should not keep getting harder for the girls. life should in fact be easier for the girls
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
they somehow made the simpsons genghis khan bit real and not funny at all
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 27/09/2026
atp you shouldnt be reacting to the first-order content of any publication by any major media outlet. you should be considering second-order effects: why did they publish this. what is this meant to cause or make me feel and who is it benefitting. take nothing in the news at face value
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
No one wants to admit it but the first step to fixing TV is going to have to be making it 4:3 again
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 27/09/2026
the new trilogy’s hero: I am a Jedi. my name is skywalker… boruto skywalker
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"c'mon let us surveill you 24/7, in exchange you can use our machine that will convince you to eat a poisonous mushroom or something"
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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rainwarror52.bsky.social @rainwarror52.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Speaking as an AI artist”
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Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026
learning today that norman rockwell invented pogging
a guy making a soy face
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's ana, mana, and guchi !!!!
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Lin Codega @lincodega.com · 27/09/2026
I got hate mail today, so resharing a piece that NEVER fails to make people mad -- how trans and genderqueer people relate to Link and the Legend of Zelda Games. Link is any gender you want him to be. : ))))
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A Link Between Genders: Trans Joy and the Legend of Zelda
Link’s Awakening takes a more literal meaning for many transgender people who love the main character of the Legend of Zelda franchise.
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't unsee this.
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[bladder filling up with piss] oh god its happening again
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops never mind
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mcc @dryad.technology · 27/09/2026
What I want my brain to do: Start producing the chemicals that make me fall asleep What my brain does instead: drops on me the couplet "Korma police / Arrest this naan". What am I supposed to do with that?
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a shiny red rock @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love it
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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