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noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone i am over 30 and very tired she/her

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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 20m
theyre making me imimmortal tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 1h
pronouncing debris like ray romano yelling at his sitcom wife
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 7h
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 7h
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 6h
Best Medicine may be a remake of a superior show but it has a distinct charm & i still enjoy spending 45 minutes a week with Josh Charles. i hope it moves away from the original premise the way the office did bc it was better off for it. ghosts too. all of which i like (tho bbc ghosts is better)
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 9h
bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system" if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22h
TMBG Heardle #1645 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 30 September, 2026 "Pyramid blocks passage of tourist on e-scooter" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (20,930 solvers so far). Time: 5s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23h
inventing a new kind of revelry where i stay indoors under a blanket and watch tv
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
[ad pitch voice] cardboard. its board... made of card! [i receive a standing ovation]
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
i might be going insane today i decided
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have decided to become dark and mysterious
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have decided to become open and honest
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
🎶 a simpson 🎶
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
fucking the webmaster for more web
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lou-ellen (fear and louthing) @louceph.com · 29/09/2026
3d sculpters is nomad sculpt on ipad good? I need to do some sculpting for someone but im at the doctor all week so I'll only have my iPad with me
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You used to call me on your rotom phone
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
uk emergency alert system message that just says "severe alert ⚠️ u up"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/11/2025
yonic the hedgehog
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sonic the hedgehog
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
theyre welcoming me to the wonders of thedas tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
[uncircumcised transfem tmbg cover band voice] docked 'er worm? you bet i did
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
[illiterate officiant voice] i now pronounce you incorrectly
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
these smell like items
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
w-what are you doing, step-stool...?
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
TMBG Heardle #1644 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 29 September, 2026 "Annual migrants head to Germany, then south into, say, Tripoli?" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (20,580 solvers so far). Time: 4s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
sometimes i wish kim kardashian had actually managed to break the internet that one time
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
getting the sluggo tramp stamp
close up of a sluggo-like tattoo on the flash sheet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
pristine baranski
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
duma key needs to be an 8 part miniseries. i have thought about this for so many years. it should be 8 45-50 minute episodes and elizabeth eastlake should be portrayed by lois smith!! but theres basically no time for that now given shes fuckin 95 😭😭😭
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
just what ive always wanted, another adaptation of carrie. this is something the world desperately needed
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
theyre putting me in their pocket tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the night nurse for more night
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the benadryl man for more hats
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the hat man for more benadryl
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the dentist for more teeth
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
fucking the tooth fairy for loose change
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the night nurse for more night
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the benadryl man for more hats
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the hat man for more benadryl
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
fucking the dentist for more teeth
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
TMBG Heardle #1643 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 28 September, 2026 "Performances by ‘Inside Out’ cast" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (24,135 solvers so far). Time: 2s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
fucking the tooth fairy for loose change
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
theyre unbalancing my centrifuge tomorrow
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
the game really opens up when you unlock the imperial boomerang
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
just watched disclosure day. what a load of rubbish lmao it was a baffling & hollow waste of time
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 27/09/2026
TMBG Heardle #1642 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Minute Cryptic - 27 September, 2026 "Re: COVID variant - start social distancing?" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (26,353 solvers so far). Time: 3s.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
in 👏 this 👏 house 👏 we 👏 share👏
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
colour coding every other sheet of toilet paper so april & i know which sheets are whose
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