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Mari Ale

@digitalcoffin.bsky.social
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Bout to chew our way through this blown samsara ring We are not the hell your fucking dolphins bruv We about to thank them for all the fish We can check the price tag on the gravity boots later

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s eight fucking centigrade to boot Fuck entirely off
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compounding my misery: Bluetooth headphones with tap commands These fuckers fall out constantly. And you think you’re doing me a favor by programming a pause, or ever worse, a call someone function on the side of them as I try to press them back in? I sincerely hope your soul is used for sandpaper
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

LaGrangianRaider
Hello? A ticket across the styx please? Been trying to sleep since 3:45 but everything alive is against me

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Nay

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oh well, fare (hehe) enough
Walks back toward land of the living:
MALÁKA!!!!!!
Jumps into the fucking brook only to have Tantalus fish me out and tell me it isn't thst fucking easy

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Charon knows you have 0 money for chicken nuggets

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CHARON TAKES TAP FOR PAY NOW I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

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God the funniest mental image on the planet

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Getting tapped by the boatman's rod in yer eyelids twice just to be told "ya, naur, we don't take those down here"
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep attempting in good faith only to have god spit in my eye every fucking time
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case it wasn’t obvious I’ve failed at sleeping once again
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What good is a wank if you keen for death immediately thereafter What good is music. Art. Any of it. Second it’s over, the relentless summoning towards death persists. I need a way out and I don’t want to wait 25 fucking years for it I simply don’t have the fucking TIME
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been trying to sleep for two hours, failed miserably, went for a piss and have been woken up fully by circumstances outside of my control now, fuck my sleep as per fucking usual. Love burning vulnerability to try and sleep only to be woken up by shit that reminds me that I’m only waiting to die.
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to not have my fan running again. If I fail, the 1701-B awaits me, just trying not to need to have shit on in the background just to stay cool Weird cause I can hear another house’s fan still going, and im hallucinating the 1701-B’s sounds already
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Greetings! We did a lot of good together till we didn’t, You broke me and fuck you fer tha” Oh yes, could really use that I could
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So a loicence to say burn in hell? Big mood, I feel that. Too nice to do so otherwise.
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Old steel wailin’
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violet, wanted for elf crimes @sumirewitch.in.bnuuy.world · 07/10/2026
'hizaura koki is the newest sex trend' factoid actually just statistical error. hizakura koki kenji, who lives in a love hotel and orders hizaura koki repeatedly from this one call girl is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think this is basically what malazan book of the fallen is about
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Invalid handle?! I'll show 𝘺𝘰𝘶 an invalid handle!
A metal teapot with a broken handle.
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☠️ Trapper Sean, M.D(ceased). ☠️ @trapperseanmd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drawing 716 / 2026 Artwork 14: The future senior officers of the USS Nerv on Graduation Day from #StarfleetAcademy in 2364, ensigns Katsuragi, Kaji, and Akagi. #StarTrek #evangelion #neongenesisevangelion #エヴァンゲリオン #新世紀エヴァンゲリオン #イラスト #イラストレーター #イラストグラム
L to R: Ensign Misato Katsuragi, Ensign Ryoji Kaji, Ensign Ritsuko Akagi
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can the wee man even hurl? Poor sod 😭😭
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i dont want to win i want to leave a mark
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Kaiterra (Hanakoharu.com) @kaiterra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Gunbuster Noriko
Alt: Gunbuster Noriko
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
“What fresh fuckery is this?” I say while putting aside the expired fuckery.
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ゆた産∪・ω・∪ @yutayutaslave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
始めさせていただきます。
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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah… Lovely
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 06/10/2026
hank williams - i'm so lonesome i could cry 🎶🎶 youtu.be/VqfisHUtWOA
youtu.be
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
YouTube video by Hank Williams - Topic
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Letterabcd @letterabcd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL DUDE REJECT HARRY FRAUDER EMBRACE THE TRUE GOATS
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
📣📣📣
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think since our differences are irreconcilable through talking it out we should have a high emotion giant robot fight about it. in outer space
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Potemki12 @potemki11.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The evergreen post of “you stop wondering why Lenin just shot everyone”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to see the thumbprints in the clay, now and forever
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This raises a really important question: A) Moby Dicks B) Mobys Dick Or C)Mobies Dick
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are at least 4 fucking vehicles on my block that need their tires slashed and their engine blocks shot with a rail gun This piece of shit on a crotch rocket has done 7 laps around our block in 2nd fucking gear revving like a 5 year old that just discovered loud sounds.
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fingers crossed I guess
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 06/10/2026
Leiji Matsumoto's Space Battleship Yamato, one of the most influential anime series ever, started 52 years ago today. "In the year 2199, the space battleship Yamato embarks on a voyage to the planet Iscandar, to retrieve a device that will rejuvenate a war-ravaged Earth."
Space Battleship Yamato
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to be obvious, but do you do warmups for guitar? Skipping them will really fuck me up for like 2 days after if I overdo it
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Excalibur Fool - Soul Eater Anime
Alt: Excalibur - Soul Eater Anime, uttering his catchphrase, calling you a fool
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t recall the first two seasons getting a lot of play in syndication, other than measure of a man and such, you might find the ones you remember are further along :3
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Venn diagram is a sphere
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AYO THATS CHEAP AF
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(cisgender) Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some pets will get ornery without regular exercise
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do you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 05/10/2026
so you're thinking about buying another synth despite not really playing synth
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Karissa Barrows @sjbsmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raise your hands if you, as a pre-teen, learned basic-ish HTML coding with the help of the internet of eld for the sole purpose of making a geocities webpage with animated pixel galaxy backgrounds
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💘
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin Newsom's creepy smiling face photoshopped onto Elizabeth Holmes' head when she's talking to Nathan Fielder, the effect is magical and inviting (terrible)
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My i5 with 980gtx can do elite dangerous VR without cooking itself to death, you should be good!!
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good?
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High Diesel Prices Bankrupted 16 Trucking Companies in Just 30 Days
Expensive diesel fuel isn't just driving up costs—it's driving trucking companies out of business.
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jacob Riis Beach: Origins
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooughhhooah (noise i make when I notice there is roughly three (3) cm of dust on my synth keyboard)
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