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carly rae jepstein

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a world i’m ready to live and die for

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 7h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
i could take a nap after work. or i could play ace combat 8. big decisions
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 9h
what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you"
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 3h
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
would you say it is NOT, in fact, fun to stay at the YMCA?
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
i don’t even watch football and this jumpscared me
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
probably a good idea
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 3h
That’s Cub
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 4h
i keep it pretty loose with my team at work but i almost just dropped “i am a regular consumer of slimmed jims” in teams and i am reevaluating my life choices
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 5h
Kyle MacLachlan for The New York Times (2026). Photo by Sinna Nasseri
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 5h
honestly I'll take the Phils over these doofuses with a racist name and a racist chant and a stadium like a half hour away from the actual city any day of the week
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 5h
we should just call it freeball
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 5h
this is a real loserly gripe on my part but it’s my firm belief that referring to your shit as “Project [Name]” in public makes it inherently lame sorry
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 7h
i just finished the third mission last night… gonna work on it through the next couple days and into the weekend!
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 8h
it was like 45 hours for 99% completion on my first playthrough? i think??
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 8h
i didn’t play as many new games this year as i would have liked but i still think this would be my GOTY. still, gotta see how ace combat 8 shakes out
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 9h
Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 9h
awesome
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 9h
can you share?
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10h
You Must Peg demo up on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/5054860/...
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 22h
unquestionably yeah
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 22h
that’s a wrap on control resonant. good game
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quote with what you think would earn Walt’s disapproval/confusion.
Walt Disney looking disapproving a mandatory labor law poster
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 30/09/2026
he looks like he’s 0.5 seconds into seeing the ark of the covenant being opened
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 30/09/2026
yum
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
look what i got my wife
FURBY
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
delightful. i hate that guy
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
he’s right
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
i resent the idea that a fielder being a bonehead equates to the batter “coming in clutch”. am i old now
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People should use the block button on here it works.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
Acts of Gord…
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
i’m going to kill, nyself
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant? Very good.
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
is there a cat in this pic
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
does roman even work anymore???
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
/srs i even told wife and it got a big laugh
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
this is one of your best posts juni
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 29/09/2026
lmao
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
weak
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
family size or lunch size
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
she’s crushing it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a kid stands in front of his science fair presentation on a three-sided cardboard display. The display reads: When I grow up, I want to be… THE LARGEST SEA CREATURE. Panel 2: the kid, now matured, is walking into the ocean confidently. He’s turned back toward the shore, smiling and waving at his parents who are standing a few meters behind him, right where the water meets the shore. They’re waving back to him. Panel 3: from a bird’s eye view the kid can be seen under the surface of the water. He’s massive and only a portion of his face is in frame. His father, who appears older, is paddling alone in a canoe above his son’s submerged gigantic face.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
Once you start playing a Control game you can see the FBC everywhere
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026
alive girl
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have told more men (and women) that I love them this month than I ever have before. This has been a truly horrible month, but you have to push forward and make it a better place then it was yesterday.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 28/09/2026
the thing about Jensen Huang is that he will never ever ever not fundamentally be a guy who runs a graphics card company. Like sure yeah whatever scientific computing AI ok ok he learned everything he needs to know selling VGA cards with badly photoshopped box art at E3 in 1996
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