carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 28/09/2026it’s either dead internet theory or there are a lot more weird freaks out there than any of us would like to admit 110
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 27/09/2026Those who know me well know milk is my favorite liquid on earth! 030
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 23/09/2026picking my 9 wasn’t hard initially but now that i look at it i am wracked with doubt 100
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 23/09/2026imagine the most annoying first grader you can. great now imagine this 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 22/09/2026seeing @jpbrammer.bsky.social posts in the wild on threads is always fun 12338
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 21/09/2026come on bluesky step it up. instagram is eating your lunch on this boebert thing 020
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 16/09/2026arrived later than expected last night so i’ll be starting it today 020
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 14/09/2026it is generally inadvisable to replace your blood with cop cum 020
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 11/09/2026threads is the greatest forum for debate and discussion of important topics there has ever been 110
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 09/09/2026the glowing necklace is a indicator that you are a GIANT WUSS 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 02/09/2026this shit is rich coming from a woman who has effectively been the Court Stenographer of Tech 020
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 26/08/2026ripoff. i spent $40 on a 24” freddy just a few months ago. why would i spend $40 on a springtrap that’s half the size and looks worse 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 20/08/2026the way of the future. the way of the future. the way of the future 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 20/08/2026the only choice is to move forward. the ONLY choice. it’s impossible to do anything different 150
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 17/08/2026wrestling nerds learning the phrase “independent contractor” was as damaging to discourse as nielsen ratings 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 16/08/2026finally wearing my new shirt. can you figure out what it says 010
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 16/08/2026tanghulu acquired. 8:44pm going back for more tanghulu also i got straw berry lemonade 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 14/08/2026his cousin is looking for toys that do not exist 0350
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 13/08/2026every time i see this take in public i cringe. just demonstrably untrue stuff that doesn’t hold up to even an iota of scrutiny 230
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 11/08/2026who is “team”? how do these freaks keep getting my number 000
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 06/08/2026this is all i see when you freaks talk about Minions 100
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 05/08/2026girl you should get one and then get cute button covers like i just got for my wife 2500
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 02/08/2026i forgot to mention this but friday night at the fair i tried to go down a child’s slide in the funhouse and literally got a slide burn on my arm 120
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 24/07/2026people don’t actually watch movies anymore. helen refers to clytemnestra as her sister like twice in the limited dialogue she has and menelaus mentions it too. like, come on, man. put the damn phone down and watch the film 110
carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 20/07/2026can’t do it anymore sorry. i think this guy stinks but the discourse around him is somehow 100,000x worse than he is and it is driving me fucking crazy 110
