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Dennis Chompers

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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 21h
Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire is quietly shooting a pro-ICE movie that dramatizes the Renee Good killing. We got the script. My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...
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The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.
Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
this Pete Hegseth speech is indistinguishable from parody. words fail to describe the absurdity. here he's talking about governors coming to the Pentagon to grovel to him and Trump so they can be rewarded with a new military base
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 30/09/2026
It’s wild how his body language and mannerisms project the opposite of cool confidence. He’s pure flop sweat and neuroses. Tensely pacing around, speaking in a nervous, high-pitched tenor, stumbling over his words. I’ve never seen a man who looks more like he needs a drink. He’s a stone cold loser.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/09/2026
makes sense, it’s not like this drunk motherfucker knows how to do any actual, real work, might as well give himself more fake work
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, it's true lol. If you ask the Trump administration's new stupid America.gov chatbot to "play Minecraft" it goes completely insane. Just tried it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 30/09/2026
still thinking about what a b*tch PCA was at that last checked swing call that didn't go his way, with his team down 8-0 in the 8th. a deeply unlikable dork.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Rips audible SHART and NYT says a defiant Trump stood silent in the face of criticism displaying his trademark stoicism
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'm repeating myself but the key to explaining Trump's love of tariffs is: He literally believes any money coming into the Federal gov't belongs to *him, personally*. So when importers pay tariffs, *Trump thinks he gets richer*. The fact that the cost is passed on to Americans is irrelevant to him.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
60% of the total volume of sports bets placed is on parlays which tells me the public is waaaay worse at math and critical thinking than I thought.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Good lord, really at late stage maga here
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The real worry is not the next two years, but the 2-4 after that. If this is a bellwether, we are never going to get the real, serious, major institutional reform that we need to make sure that this era of lawless authoritarianism doesn't happen again, even if we get a Democratic president in 2029.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Patrick Bateman raising a son
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats are well positioned to inherit power thanks to disgust with Trump, but ultimately none of this is about what Dems did in response to Trump. They mostly capitulated and are benefiting from being the other party in a two party system, I don’t have any positive expectations for them.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Off to a good start on the interview boys
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hegseth: We're making all the manly soldier men take testosterone... Miller: We must secure the existence... Trump: I want to kiss the handsome Muslim
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A billionaire dictator who'll lose everything if the opposition replaces him on Jan. 20, 2029 is stockpiling killer drones and high-powered rifles on towering monuments and ballroom roofs I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seriously I'm seeing people be all "haha he's a 12 year old boy" when he mentioned the Arch with the Snipers but for some reason no one seems to do the math this way. Whether or not he builds the arch, he's telling you he's not leaving and he's gonna ask the military to protect him in the WH
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly think that the whole Bo French stuff may be a turning point for the far right. They have fundamentally misunderstood why they won in 2024, and are now poisoning the one break that people have from a horrible economy with the most noxious part of their platform.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gotta think this is pretty lethal in desi circles specifically
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol what
At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage. There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World. Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP



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Dan Nexon @dhnexon.net · 19/09/2026
I did not have “psychosexual obsessions of a mediocre news personality destroy the U.S. military” on my “Exit from Hegemony” bingo card.
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As Eisen explains, an insolvent company can go to bankruptcy, but an insolvent non-profit foundation goes to receivership, meaning the court appoints a new fiduciary. The exact opposite of what they wanted!
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Occasional reminder that Congress could pull the plug on Trump’s military misadventure with a funding cutoff.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I worked at Texas A&M I asked people, why are these students dressed in pretend uniforms? The Corps of Cadets is pretend. It is not a part of the military. It's dress up. Its perfect for a pretend Secretary of Defense.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Florida GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar to Trump: "Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far ... The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today"
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 17/09/2026
NEW: We spent months investigating a little-known media startup called Brown Brothers Media, which buys legit news sites and turns them into AI-powered zombie content farms What blew my mind was its traffic -- it appears to be getting more readers than NPR or CBS News futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Beef is $6.92/pound.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 16/09/2026
Good thing our government's health advice is now "eat as much beef as you can, in fact, rub it on your face while you're at it"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the degree of both autonomy and corruption inside tiny police departments in the U.S. is ridiculous.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a unit in the justice department devoted to dealing with stuff like this but Americans voted for the guy who said cops should be able to do crime if they want so now it doesn’t do anything worthwhile. bsky.app/profile/beij...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/09/2026
17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Schiff voted to confirm Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins and one of the first things she did was cut $1 billion for a program that paid local farmers to deliver to food banks and schools.
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 16/09/2026
Guys…can you hear yourselves?
Supermarkets Sue in Bid to Stop Mamdani's Plan for Cheaper Groceries
Industry body says private firms can't compete against new city-run stores.
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