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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28m

A rage bait article by a guy named "Dick Poleman" can not be real, I'm sorry

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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 1h

It really is astounding how 20 years ago Dana White seemed to have learned from all of Vince McMahon's mistakes and then just became Vince McMahon.

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Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 2h

Cannot emphasize enough that Dana's alleged job is to promote fighters.

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 1h

Incredible take since NIL has shown the coach doesn't matter nearly as much in college when there's something resembling a free market for players

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 3h

The staff can either stop doing communications about what is going on with this site through personal accounts or they can be block happy cry babies, can’t do both

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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 3h

sorry this is like saying "nobody buys bulk books for just aesthetics" influencers and realtors don't care about the actual books, they just want book-shaped objects many people don't care about the actual music, they just want music-shaped objects

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 3h

There’s that leadership Jose Altuve brings to the team. Managing to make it an organization of terrible entitled assholes for a decade now

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 4h

branson is so real for this. swan boy fuckin rocks

panel of an extremely hot and cool gal in a leopard print strapless halter having a very true to life conversation with her "clown prince/perhaps the fool be the wisest of us all??-type boyfriend, off panel

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 12h

YOURE TALKING ABOUT IT ARENT YA?????? YOU KNOW THATS WHAT THEY WANT!!!!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

He looks like Forrest MacNeil after he got all the work done and rampaged around the cult that was in his dad’s yard

Andy Daly very fake tanned as Forrest MacNeil

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14h

With that note I really do not want to deal with the Padres if they do this with Mason Miller

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14h

Annoyed at whoever is controlling the music at the gym over how much I’m enjoying this. Virtual Insanity into Party Rock Anthem? Hell yeah dude

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 16h

I know this is a platoon lineup, and that the Yankees have been hurt, but I didn't realize exactly how bad it was until I saw this lineip

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 17h

If the gay hockey series was successful, think of how popular a straight one could be with nine times the market share! - Matt Yglesias

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 19h

The forecast at Dodger Stadium for games 1 and 2 is 97 degrees. I can't find the record for hottest postseason games but the hottest World Series game was 103 in 2017 at Dodger Stadium. There has never been an outdoor World Series game over 90 otherwise

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 20h

Who doesn't love first inning pitching changes?

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 21h

"Think of the Cornell rapists futures" doesn't hit particularly hard when this country loves when a college student ruins their future by choosing the wrong major or attending a protest people don't like

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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 21h

Ah, they moved him from paid to unpaid administrative league this season, which I didn't realize was a thing

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 21h

this from march said he's not being paid while on admin leave www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

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MLB places Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz on unpaid leave as part of gambling probe

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 21h

Decided to look up how Emmanuel Clase is doing and his trial still hasn't started, and he was never actually suspended by the league so he got paid this year. If he can wait it out another month he's going to end up getting his buyout too, which well earn him the full guaranteed value on his deal

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 22h

Becoming a libertarian because my post office no longer lets you mail anything bigger than an envelope without waiting in the line

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23h

Pretend I said this a year ago Trevor "Big ERA in Japan" Bauer

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23h

This is evil, but also way ahead of every other AI company whose marketing plan is "the only applications for our product are evil"

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23h

I'm a fan of the nuclear block but I'm upset I can't see what this was a response to

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23h

The Phillies winning the World Series would be funny enough that I'll take the Dodgers getting bounced

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boxscore.online @boxscore.online · 29/09/2026

Like this post and I'll reply with your 2026 MLB postseason bracket. There are 2,048 possible brackets. Each one is issued once, to one account, and never again. Exactly one of them will turn out perfect.

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

I know you need to reach for that conservative media brass ring while you have the chance, but someone should have said "maybe this isn't the best day for 'Cornell's frats have gone woke'"

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

We need to bring back Deadliest Warrior so dumb guys have something to watch other than people saying vaccines are fake

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

I'm sure he was getting unofficial work in but his rehab stint was four games and 15 innings after being out for two years

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

This let me learn that Facebook boomers on several pages were going wild for a completely made up story about the Dodgers putting up a Lasorda statue, sourced from sportsnewsus.cafex.biz

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Making "sleeps 6-8 hours a night" a sign of how hard you work instead of it being a normal amount of time

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Remember folks, a wild card is considered a form of gambling and is explicitly prohibited by the bible

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

The guy who lives next to my kid school has a “Let’s Go Brandon Newsom” sticker on his big ass truck and I am fascinated by the kind that not only thinks that’s clever, it’s so good that he wants it on his car for at least the next several years

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Guy who refuses to vote for Republicans because they stopped caring about something they pretended to be mad about for a week

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

How many people would not be stay at home moms if staying at home wasn’t a financial decision

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

They’ve lost to two teams that everyone thought would be among the worst in the league and a game where the other team had six turnovers

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

“Culture war” implies you’re talking about things like “why you’re a bad person for not liking Choosing Texas” and not “black people shouldn’t be murdered by cops”. Anyone who describes actual issues as “culture war” doesn’t care about civil rights and spends their time scowling about “the groups”

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Sending a sleeper agent back in time to write “not liking Nickelback is elite virtue signaling” in the newspaper. “What the fuck are you talking about, 9/11 just happened” is the response

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

I’m assuming no new information came out, and no one is pushing to keep this in the news, so what exactly are you supposed to report on?

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

22 senators about to get ads about how they supported greedy college athletes over respectable alumni donors

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Could never be a ref because I would be showing Sirianni what bad calls look like for the rest of the game

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Thought the teriyaki place I've gone to my whole life was closing forever this week, when it closed forever last week and I'm incredibly bummed I didn't get there one last time

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

Always love when media sources do a "why isn't anyone paying attention to this guy"

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026

League that regularly insists on doing things like counter programming the draft insists there are more than a dozen people who want to watch all four games in the wildcard round in their entirety

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28/09/2026

Cleveland discovering you can almost win a world series with one functional starter and throwing Andrew Miller's arm off has had terrible consequences for the sport

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28/09/2026

"I didn't realize Jorge Polanco might be bad" reports general manager

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