Reposted by Dave Espleygeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman 731950
Reposted by Dave EspleyEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102542641
Reposted by Dave EspleyJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards. 724077
Reposted by Dave EspleyHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day 514926
Reposted by Dave EspleyNick Garland @npjgarland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kind of grimly fascinating as always, coming from the former director of strategy to a Labour PM. There just isn't a future for a centre-left politics that is this hostile to pretty basic progressive values. 3337681
Reposted by Dave EspleyEuthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every age is too young for the death penalty. 027927
Reposted by Dave EspleyFight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026DoorDash spent $1.4 million trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. Mamdani just made them pay $131.5 million in wage theft settlements to 264,000 delivery workers. This is why they fear working class solidarity. It comes with accountability. 2553191
Reposted by Dave EspleyJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/09/2026Anyone thinking that Piddington is a lovely little village story and what japes, needs to watch this. 724477
Reposted by Dave EspleyPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663526837
Reposted by Dave EspleyJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight 721802538
Reposted by Dave EspleySimon Wren-Lewis @sjwrenlewis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As if you were ever in doubt, the Conservative party shows in whose interests it works for. 1235
Reposted by Dave EspleyDavid Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Imagine having £36 million and giving it to Reform. What kind of wanker have you got to be. Not a new children’s hospital but backing hatred. 49119
Reposted by Dave EspleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Trump Claims He Was Falling Mantheonion.comTrump Claims He Was Falling ManWASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai... 28964103
Reposted by Dave EspleyJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Policy has intended effect, now here’s the traffic and weather. 120129
Reposted by Dave EspleyDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kids are learning about ancient Egypt so HAD to show them this video with their grandma Iman. 😂❤️ 1454420366
Reposted by Dave EspleyPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The way you win over voters to the right is to say you understand their concerns and that they’re right about everything. The way to win over voters on the left is to tell them you hold them in total contempt. 12505101
Reposted by Dave EspleyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332506548
Reposted by Dave EspleyNewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/09/2026NEWS! 'Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour' insists Donald Trump buff.ly/uC9kE3Ynewsthump.com‘Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour’ insists Donald TrumpDonald Trump has revealed that he was pulled from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour by two heroic firefighters and is lucky to be alive. 3298
Reposted by Dave EspleyJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This day in history. 2002. At a Beverly Hills hotel astronaut Buzz Aldrin punched an annoying moon landing denier in the face hard enough to lift the mug off the ground. The mug tried to press charges but the judge nominated Aldrin for a Humanitas Award instead. 41274243
Reposted by Dave EspleyGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And he's right about this: there's no security for Israel until there is security for Palestine. That the Starmer government could never utter such simple truths, but instead treated the Palestinian cause as yet another means of attacking the Labour left, is one of the many reasons why he had to go. 154169
Reposted by Dave EspleyRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6360692261
Reposted by Dave EspleyNemo @nemonihil1664.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Cliff Richard slags off the Beatles and then records their song, presumably because he doesn't have enough chart toppers for his own cd of number 1s! 161
Reposted by Dave EspleyReform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The RNLI’s volunteers head out in any conditions. They don’t question who. They save strangers at sea. People, helping people. Your Christmas shop can help support people who’ll drop everything to save people. shop.rnli.orgshop.rnli.orgRNLI Shop | Lifesaving GiftsWe have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years. 12596262
Reposted by Dave EspleyNeil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Who would ever have thought that the BBC’s political editor would put out a single source claim that was both false and also great propaganda for Reform… 981257472
Reposted by Dave EspleyJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I simply do not understand what's going on in Labour that renders its leaders incapable of finding a TV camera and speaking out against street violence. Even if you assume they agree about immigration, violence is wrong, unpopular AND against the interests of any even vaguely left wing govt. 1312689711
Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The beauty of this is that you *know* what the last panel is going to be, but it's absolutely hilarious getting there 😂 000
Reposted by Dave EspleyGreg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I come to you on bended knee. It's gonna take me a minute to get up tho fyi. 03313
Reposted by Dave EspleyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/09/2026I will always love Dolly Parton for this… “Of course Black lives matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No.” 15980961788
Reposted by Dave EspleyTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A reminder, last year The Spectator did an interview so fawning & uncritical of the Tate Brothers , that victims of the Tates had to complain to Ipso about it. Editor Michael Gove also champions the IDF & hates people of colour . The Spectator Summer Party is eagerly anticipated & attended 🥂.theguardian.comWomen allegedly abused by Andrew Tate decry ‘misleading’ Spectator articleComplaint sent to Ipso over interview with ‘misogynist influencer’ and brother in Michael Gove-edited magazine 17634206
Reposted by Dave EspleyDave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 01/09/2026According to leading politicians in the West, this is simply impossible, and is therefore not happening. 519663
Reposted by Dave EspleyRob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy. 26035401064
Reposted by Dave EspleyDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/08/2026For many years I wondered, "how bad will Republicans have to get before the media/political establishment in the US gets over its endless obsession with scolding & tone policing the left?" I think at this point we have to acknowledge that the answer is: never. Literally never. 382606596
Reposted by Dave EspleyAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Lol Google this is such loser behaviour 7680117
Reposted by Dave EspleyNewsThump @newsthump.com · 27/08/2026NEWS! Mark Carney signs executive order for Canada to rename Mar-a-lago as 'Nonce-a-lago' newsthump.com/2026/08/27/m...newsthump.comMark Carney signs order for Canada to rename Mar-a-lago as ‘Nonce-a-lago’Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has signed an executive order officially renaming Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort “Paedo Palace” on all Canadian maps, following the US President’s decision to … 02712
Reposted by Dave EspleyBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Poland and Lalaland implies the further existence of Dipsyland and Tinkywinkyland 832582
Reposted by Dave EspleyRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 182204653054
Reposted by Dave EspleyAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly was the lineswoman who flagged off Arsenal’s last minute equaliser for offside in the 1992 FA Cup giantkilling. 2343
Reposted by Dave EspleyClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t 159451802
Reposted by Dave EspleyPaul Whitelaw @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When you're a very famous person who brought nothing but joy and kindness to the world, someone who actually used their fame and wealth to benefit others, the world mourns your death. That's how you do it, that's how you live a life. RIP Dolly Parton. 011732
Reposted by Dave EspleyFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 100268196331
Reposted by Dave EspleyDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She wrote "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You" on the same day 1454078
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[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise*
Me: oh shit
Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise*
[From Basement]: Oh shit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreig2xtbedfpu5ihb66ovjqdp6my3isblwbbmklxvbyua5ue5jpcuhi)
![Tweet from audrey farnsworth (@audipenny):
tour guide: [points at bird]
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![Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigp33v7gupoohsytslpfqafvqrstdmn76z7yqstzk5vc4a5yoimia)