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Dave Espley

@daveespley.bsky.social
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 4h
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 4h
Today is World Day Against the Death Penalty. Let us seek to end this inhumane and immoral practice around the world, especially here in America. It is so deplorable that in the 21st century this is going on in a modern democracy.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/10/2026
england has openly gay married men, but scotland has even outer he-brides
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 09/10/2026
It's John Lennon's birthday, so here's that picture of him out on the town with Edwina Currie.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Traitors
Two images, of Bella and Sebastian from Celebrity Traitors. Bella is labelled "Harry in Year 1 at Hogwarts", and yer man is labelled "Harry in Year 5 at Hogwarts". Because to my idiotic brain, that's who they vaguely resemble
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fell asleep at the wake so they went ahead and cremated me too.
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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This pen is fucking shi
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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
To put some detail on this, on France Inter a student leader said kids in some Parisian lycées have no working toilets and need to go home to look after period stuff. One girl said she gets constant UTIs from not being able to go. Pretty shameful stuff.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

Twitter:

Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Science Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026
Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8
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How did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’t
New analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51
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Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean bless her, but in what actual fucking sense is this a poem?
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booked for Chorley. See you there!
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soldier on the right didn't get the "don't forget to move forward and back for some reason" memo
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parklife! (Trad Arr.)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day
Bob as Graham Lister
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Nick Garland @npjgarland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kind of grimly fascinating as always, coming from the former director of strategy to a Labour PM. There just isn't a future for a centre-left politics that is this hostile to pretty basic progressive values.
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Demiurge of Doom @euthyphro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every age is too young for the death penalty.
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4 million trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. Mamdani just made them pay $131.5 million in wage theft settlements to 264,000 delivery workers. This is why they fear working class solidarity. It comes with accountability.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@Ygrene

[From Basement]: *scary murdery noise*

Me: oh shit

Me: *makes slightly more scary more murdery noise*

[From Basement]: Oh shit
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Matey on the right there clearly participates in pershore plumline-ing far more often than is healthy
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No amount of hard work is ever too much for a pun, no matter how low the quality 😙👌
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blorida
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sadly, the first five words tell you all you need to know
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It does, but I think they're a minority that have been given a massive voice by social media/the Internet generally. Maybe naive of me but I genuinely believe there are far more decent people.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mid-90s, fairly early days of widespread email adoption. Did that thing where you and a few mates at work say who'd play your colleagues in a Carry On film. Much hilarity ensued. Until I realised "Charles Hawtrey" was on the circulation list. He wasn't happy.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Anyone thinking that Piddington is a lovely little village story and what japes, needs to watch this.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What happened, Man?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tweet from audrey farnsworth (@audipenny):

tour guide: [points at bird]
that's like an alive plane who talks car alarms
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Simon Wren-Lewis @sjwrenlewis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As if you were ever in doubt, the Conservative party shows in whose interests it works for.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai...
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Policy has intended effect, now here’s the traffic and weather.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ooh "last" is a bit optimistic isn't it? I cut mine a week ago and it's looking like it could so with another already. I'm assuming at least 2 more before it can be left for winter.
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Dave Espley @daveespley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not if it was an impulse robbery
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kids are learning about ancient Egypt so HAD to show them this video with their grandma Iman. 😂❤️
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way you win over voters to the right is to say you understand their concerns and that they’re right about everything. The way to win over voters on the left is to tell them you hold them in total contempt.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 10/09/2026
NEWS! 'Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour' insists Donald Trump buff.ly/uC9kE3Y
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‘Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour’ insists Donald Trump
Donald Trump has revealed that he was pulled from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour by two heroic firefighters and is lucky to be alive.
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