Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The emergence of Dennis and his cold-mornings coozie: 422434
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Once you reach the age where you’re “glad it’s raining, we could use it” you’re gonna need a real solid personality if you ever want to have sex again 1214634
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialJess Piper Fan Page 💙 📚 @jesspiperfanpage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Great Forest Park Balloon Glow St. Louis Sept. 18-19, 2026 Towering above the other balloons, the Energizer Bunny At 166 feet tall, it's 15 feet taller than the Statue of Liberty!! @piperformissouri.bsky.social @ruralfreedomnet.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social @iquitcigs.bsky.social 811222
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialWonder Park @wonderpark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We will start playing the sounds of children laughing and cheering over all the park speakers to help cover up the sounds of screaming and crying. 0222
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard” 235173
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The emergence of "Courtney Turns a Corner," chalk and charcoal on playground wall: 1131479
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialsalvodetergent.bsky.social @salvodetergent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@bsky.app 021
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialErica @ericajohnson27.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I just ran outside mid dishes to meet the neighbor's pet pig. My husband thinks I'm crazy, but you don't walk a pig to go unnoticed. 🐖 🍪 719816
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The emergence of Bradley: most beavers prefer trees, but he has a more refined pallet. 529762
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/01/2025my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her 81088207
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/08/2026most people don't know but Sting's first name is Bill, but he dropped it so people wouldn't call him B. Sting 25012
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialstray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger. 094
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Most beavers prefer trees, but Bradley has a more refined pallet. 261640256
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The emergence of Alan's first night as a security dinosaur (which is why he's showing his most intimidating teeth). 631869
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The emergence of Maude and her lost ladybug retrieval service. 630366
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialChevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So basically you're saying we're not dealing with rocket scientists here right? 1534
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The emergence of Nadine and her bittersweet disposition: 523448
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialsalvodetergent.bsky.social @salvodetergent.bsky.social · 21/07/2026@bsky.app 031
darthcrater.bsky.social @darthcrater.bsky.social · 21/07/2026youtube.com/watch?v=CdfN... Cat’s Birthdayyoutube.comBitterblue (Remastered 2021)YouTube video by Cat Stevens - Topic 000
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialSteve Lohengrin @slohengrin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Eyup. And it begs the quesion: 1146357
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Kicking open the door at Joann Fabrics and shouting “I love a bitch with a hobby!!” 2173
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The emergence of Hetta the Hand-Puppet Lion, who can’t reach very far but has a taste for ankles. 423856
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We got new next-door neighbors. I got some cupcakes at the grocery store to welcome them but they tipped over in the packaging in the car so we ate them. Then I got them a big cookie but they haven’t been there for days so we’re eating it. Haven’t met them yet but I love my new neighbors. 813115228
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The emergence of Sluggo, who, when asked for a song, will invariably duet. 522245
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/06/2026‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing… 6665461594
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialstabke @stabke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Lion All Messy or whatever idk I don’t watch soccer 12455124
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialFran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life 1975075639
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/06/2026“Well, let’s see—so far, I’ve got rhythm and I’ve got music. … Actually, who could ask for anything more?” 649783
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I hate that our flag is tainted 2214642
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialkiller kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026I’m not saying you the dumbest person in the world. I’m saying you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn’t die. 39328
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialsalvodetergent.bsky.social @salvodetergent.bsky.social · 10/06/2026 021
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The phrase “user friendly” has done extraordinary damage to my self-esteem. 03510
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialAsh Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please! 488136633323
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialDavid Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The emergence of Lucy’s Maxim: confuse them with kindness, then bop ‘em on the snoot with a flower if you need to. 530671
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialmontanagal1979.bsky.social @montanagal1979.bsky.social · 11/05/2026 31395485
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialJesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Panera finally out of ideas so they're all, we shoved a salad up a loaf's ass, enjoy 094
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I like to think of brunch as the purest form of anarchy. Want a burger between 2 waffles? Go for it. Scrambled eggs on a brownie? Heck yeah! Toss some onion rings in those Froot Loops, you are ungovernable. For 90 glorious minutes, all rules of polite society have been suspended. 2138487
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“That plan is so crazy it just might work!” NARRATOR: It didn’t. 213955
Reposted by @darthcrater.bsky.social🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 08/05/2026An hour into my work day and I already know I'll be in HR's office today. Telling your coworker that you knew they were a C-section baby by the way they avoid labour isn't appropriate. 22911
